I would say it went really good. Better then staying alone at home for sure. I got super drunk before I left (6 drinks). I had loud speakers playing and I got into a dancing mood before leaving. I walked to the club and I stood in a line for 10 mins where I talked to these 2 girls. It was really hard cuz every time I’d talk to 1 girl the other one got standoffish so I had to keep talking to both of them. After 8 mins I ran out of things to say and I just stared at them and they started laughing. They were possibly drunk like me.
aftee 10 mins in line, it’s my turn to get in. I showed my card to the bouncer and he let me in. I paid 10 bucks for coat check. And when entering the club I found out the fees was 30 bucks! Everyone bought their ticket online. I tried to buy online at the spot as well but I was to inchorent. I had 50 bucks with me but I didn’t wana waste so much money on entrance, I went back to coat checker and told the guy to bring my coat back to distract him. While he was distracted. I stole 25 bucks from the tip jar In the Corner, I wanted to empty the jar from all the change but he would have heard me so I decided to not get greedy.
This one guy saw me so slid him 5 bucks to keep his mouth shut.
Now I just paid the entrance lady their own money which I stole and I had enough to buy drinks inside. It was actually funny lmao.
Right when I went inside I started talking to some chiks, most were willing to talk to me as long as I was funny and made them laugh. Soon I started dancing alone on the dance floor. Dance floor was packed so I just blended in the crowed. My dance moves were all over the place so everyone noticed me dancing and they were cheering (sometimes).
After dancing for so long I got really tired, I just started walking around and and I ended up walking into the bottle service area.
there were lots of chicks there sitting so I just sat beside them and started talking, 2 times a guy came up to me and said that was his girl so I just walked away. Everyone was drunk in that area so I just went from booth to booth pouring my self any drink that was on the table. That was a good way of getting free drinks lol, in total I poured myself 7 drinks lol! Sometimes I would pour a drink and it would just be orange juice or cranberry juice.
This one time a guy saw me pouring myself a drink from his table and he was like
Him: “wtf are you doing bro!”
Me: “fuck of jimmy”
Him: who the fuck is jimmy?
Me: I look surprised and say oh shit! This is not jimmys table! So I went to the table beside his and poured my self another drink!
He: started laughing , and said no worries and he told me I can drink from him table if I wanted to in future.
After drinking who knows what from different tables, I was drunk as fuck. So I went to the VIP/sitting area and pretended to be a bouncer. I was just standing there when a group of girls approached me and asked me if they can go in, I said “yea, two hot ones at the front can go and rest of the group has to wait till we have more space” the other 3 girls seemed pissee af. I started talking to this one girl in that group and started hitting on her. I told her I can palm read and she got excited and gave me her hand. I told her some bullshit about the lines in her hand and she seemed so surprised lolol and said I was amazing. I thought I had a shot with this girl so I took her hand and took her to a random bottle service booth and said it was my booth and I started bragging (bottle service booth cost 500 dollar plus). I poured her a drink and we talked about where she is from? What she does and stuff. Right when I was getting touchy with her, the guy who actually owned the booth came and he was like. “Excuse me, I think you guys are on the wrong table”. I was like fuck, my cover is blown. The girl stood up and went to her friends and she took the drink with her.
After that weird experience I start dancing again and tried my best to get some grinding action from girls. Girls moved away from me when I approached them, which kinda fucked up my mood.
Now I go to the bartender and there are 2 of them. Both girls. I start flirting with them and they seemed really friendly. They were happy to talk to me. One was a cute chubby blonde girl and other was a skinny hot girl with dark hair. I went for the blonde chick. I don’t remember the convo but I remember she was laughing a lot. I order tequila shots for 10 bucks and she only bought me one shot . I thought 10 bucks would Atleast get me 2, so I told her to drink it. She opened her mouth and I poured a shot in her, but to my surprise my hands got shakey when pouring it into her mouth because I was really drunk. I ended up pouring half of it on her tits and I freaked out. I took my shirt and started wiping her chest. I said I was sorry. Other bartender was laughing her ass off and couple other people were also looking at us. She soon stopped me and said I was nice but she had a bf. I instantly remembered my friends pickup line and said “oh I have a math test tomorrow “ she looked confused till I said “I thought we were talking about the things we were planning to cheat on tomorrow”. She started laughing again and said she needs to get back to her job.
All my effort of being funny and quirky was wasted. Bet if I was chad she would have sucked my dick underneath the bar table. Anyway, Atleast I felt her tits.
Now I was pissed as fuck after getting rejected. The club was about to close. It was 2 AM and I put all this effort and I had nothing to show for it. I started getting really angry. I started dancing and approaching more girls
I stole this noisemaker from a foid on dance floor and every time a girl rejected me I blew it on her face really loud.
Now the club was closing and every one was heading out. I went to the bar counter tops and stole their shot glasses in my rage. Now I got 5 shot glasses with me.
The party was over and I had no success. I started walking around downtown to find a group of girls to and see if i could find a girl who would be willing to sleep with me but nothing. It was 3am and streets were empty. It was snowing and it was really cold. I followed s group of guys in case there was a after party, but they led me to a restaurant instead.
resturant had a huge line up, everyone from the club probably came here to eat after all that dancing. I go in looking like a mess.
I sat with a random group of girls and tried making some small talks but my efforts were futile. The lady came to take my order and I ordered a burger and milk shake. I was about to dig into the food when I felt my pocket and realized I had no money left. I only brought 50 bucks with me and left my credit card at home. I got up and went to the waiter and told her I ordered spaghetti and meatballs and that she got my order wrong. I then walked out of the restaurant with that milk shake glass still in my hand without realizing it.
Now I was walking home and there was nobody on the streets. Only some homeless people shivering in the corner of a gas station.
When I got home I was horny af and really tired and drunk. I tried jerking off but I fell asleep. I woke with porn still playing on my laptop.
It was one fucked up night. I tried my best and gave it all. But in the end, it didn’t even matter.
aftee 10 mins in line, it’s my turn to get in. I showed my card to the bouncer and he let me in. I paid 10 bucks for coat check. And when entering the club I found out the fees was 30 bucks! Everyone bought their ticket online. I tried to buy online at the spot as well but I was to inchorent. I had 50 bucks with me but I didn’t wana waste so much money on entrance, I went back to coat checker and told the guy to bring my coat back to distract him. While he was distracted. I stole 25 bucks from the tip jar In the Corner, I wanted to empty the jar from all the change but he would have heard me so I decided to not get greedy.
This one guy saw me so slid him 5 bucks to keep his mouth shut.
Now I just paid the entrance lady their own money which I stole and I had enough to buy drinks inside. It was actually funny lmao.
Right when I went inside I started talking to some chiks, most were willing to talk to me as long as I was funny and made them laugh. Soon I started dancing alone on the dance floor. Dance floor was packed so I just blended in the crowed. My dance moves were all over the place so everyone noticed me dancing and they were cheering (sometimes).
After dancing for so long I got really tired, I just started walking around and and I ended up walking into the bottle service area.
there were lots of chicks there sitting so I just sat beside them and started talking, 2 times a guy came up to me and said that was his girl so I just walked away. Everyone was drunk in that area so I just went from booth to booth pouring my self any drink that was on the table. That was a good way of getting free drinks lol, in total I poured myself 7 drinks lol! Sometimes I would pour a drink and it would just be orange juice or cranberry juice.
This one time a guy saw me pouring myself a drink from his table and he was like
Him: “wtf are you doing bro!”
Me: “fuck of jimmy”
Him: who the fuck is jimmy?
Me: I look surprised and say oh shit! This is not jimmys table! So I went to the table beside his and poured my self another drink!
He: started laughing , and said no worries and he told me I can drink from him table if I wanted to in future.
After drinking who knows what from different tables, I was drunk as fuck. So I went to the VIP/sitting area and pretended to be a bouncer. I was just standing there when a group of girls approached me and asked me if they can go in, I said “yea, two hot ones at the front can go and rest of the group has to wait till we have more space” the other 3 girls seemed pissee af. I started talking to this one girl in that group and started hitting on her. I told her I can palm read and she got excited and gave me her hand. I told her some bullshit about the lines in her hand and she seemed so surprised lolol and said I was amazing. I thought I had a shot with this girl so I took her hand and took her to a random bottle service booth and said it was my booth and I started bragging (bottle service booth cost 500 dollar plus). I poured her a drink and we talked about where she is from? What she does and stuff. Right when I was getting touchy with her, the guy who actually owned the booth came and he was like. “Excuse me, I think you guys are on the wrong table”. I was like fuck, my cover is blown. The girl stood up and went to her friends and she took the drink with her.
After that weird experience I start dancing again and tried my best to get some grinding action from girls. Girls moved away from me when I approached them, which kinda fucked up my mood.
Now I go to the bartender and there are 2 of them. Both girls. I start flirting with them and they seemed really friendly. They were happy to talk to me. One was a cute chubby blonde girl and other was a skinny hot girl with dark hair. I went for the blonde chick. I don’t remember the convo but I remember she was laughing a lot. I order tequila shots for 10 bucks and she only bought me one shot . I thought 10 bucks would Atleast get me 2, so I told her to drink it. She opened her mouth and I poured a shot in her, but to my surprise my hands got shakey when pouring it into her mouth because I was really drunk. I ended up pouring half of it on her tits and I freaked out. I took my shirt and started wiping her chest. I said I was sorry. Other bartender was laughing her ass off and couple other people were also looking at us. She soon stopped me and said I was nice but she had a bf. I instantly remembered my friends pickup line and said “oh I have a math test tomorrow “ she looked confused till I said “I thought we were talking about the things we were planning to cheat on tomorrow”. She started laughing again and said she needs to get back to her job.
All my effort of being funny and quirky was wasted. Bet if I was chad she would have sucked my dick underneath the bar table. Anyway, Atleast I felt her tits.
Now I was pissed as fuck after getting rejected. The club was about to close. It was 2 AM and I put all this effort and I had nothing to show for it. I started getting really angry. I started dancing and approaching more girls
I stole this noisemaker from a foid on dance floor and every time a girl rejected me I blew it on her face really loud.
Now the club was closing and every one was heading out. I went to the bar counter tops and stole their shot glasses in my rage. Now I got 5 shot glasses with me.
The party was over and I had no success. I started walking around downtown to find a group of girls to and see if i could find a girl who would be willing to sleep with me but nothing. It was 3am and streets were empty. It was snowing and it was really cold. I followed s group of guys in case there was a after party, but they led me to a restaurant instead.
resturant had a huge line up, everyone from the club probably came here to eat after all that dancing. I go in looking like a mess.
I sat with a random group of girls and tried making some small talks but my efforts were futile. The lady came to take my order and I ordered a burger and milk shake. I was about to dig into the food when I felt my pocket and realized I had no money left. I only brought 50 bucks with me and left my credit card at home. I got up and went to the waiter and told her I ordered spaghetti and meatballs and that she got my order wrong. I then walked out of the restaurant with that milk shake glass still in my hand without realizing it.
Now I was walking home and there was nobody on the streets. Only some homeless people shivering in the corner of a gas station.
When I got home I was horny af and really tired and drunk. I tried jerking off but I fell asleep. I woke with porn still playing on my laptop.
It was one fucked up night. I tried my best and gave it all. But in the end, it didn’t even matter.
