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RageFuel My Escortcel FAILURE just happened (GTFIH)

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So I’ve escortcelled in the past. I use a sugar daddy website for it as I find there are more girls that don’t whore out for a living and just do it on the side. They seem “cleaner” than the regular escort websites. I’ve fucked multiple local college students off of it.

So I started talking to an insanely sexy foid, and I realize she’s a stripper. She is only 19, white, with a fit, thick lean ass, tan skin and long dark hair. Only thing I didn’t like was the tattoos. She told me her price was $800 but I called her and was able to fake that I’m not socially inept and I was able to get her to $450 to come spend a few hours. Mind you she was debating whether to work at the strip club or come over.

She comes over and she looks as advertised, amazing ass, one that you would only see in porn. I’m excited. I started to massage her, take her pants off and she’s naked. I start to kiss her ass literally and go to spread her legs open to slyly check for herpes. She doesn’t let me open her legs. She stands up and bends over and wants me to start to fuck her. I tell her no and put her back on the bed, trying to slowly open her legs up while kissing her etc. she won’t do it. After her standing up and me putting her back on the bed a few times, I swear i saw a red mark by her vagina. She starts to suck my dick to divert attention but I’m so alarmed at this point that I stop her.

She tells me she’s is weirded out by me wanting to look at her vag, and she doesn’t like to be eaten out so she was guarding herself from being eaten out. And I tell her I just want to make sure there’s no herpes. She says I’m being weird. There was a bit of a standoff and she starts getting slightly mad that she wasted her time and insinuates she needs to get paid. I give her a $50 and she gets more annoyed. Finally I’m like alright here’s another $100 I’m sorry I wish it could’ve worked. The fact that she was a stripper scared me and I didn’t want to be on some nigger pimp’s hit list for not paying the whore so I just coughed up the cash.

I feel better paying the $150 for nothing than had I fucked her for $450 and be worried if I contracted herpes or not.

I’ve escortcelled many other times with more “normal” girls that had regular jobs or were college students. Never had any issues like this before.
 
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Brag thread talking about sex. Escortcels are cancer but those that brag about it even more so.
Also brag about dick
 
Brag thread talking about sex. Escortcels are cancer but those that brag about it even more so.
Also brag about dick

It’s escorting, I’m not bragging any fag can get an escort
 
lmao the entire point of this thread is for opie to brag about the fact that he haggled a stripper down by $350 because he has a big dick
 
So I’ve escortcelled in the past. I use a sugar daddy website for it as I find there are more girls that don’t whore out for a living and just do it on the side. They seem “cleaner” than the regular escort websites. I’ve fucked multiple local college students off of it.

So I started talking to an insanely sexy foid, and I realize she’s a stripper. She is only 19, white, with a fit, thick lean ass, tan skin and long dark hair. Only thing I didn’t like was the tattoos. She told me her price was $800 but I texted her a dick pic (I’m over seven inches) and I was able to get her to $450 to come spend a few hours. Mind you she was debating whether to work at the strip club or come over.

She comes over and she looks as advertised, amazing ass, one that you would only see in porn. I’m excited. I started to massage her, take her pants off and she’s naked. I start to kiss her ass literally and go to spread her legs open to slyly check for herpes. She doesn’t let me open her legs. She stands up and bends over and wants me to start to fuck her. I tell her no and put her back on the bed, trying to slowly open her legs up while kissing her etc. she won’t do it. After her standing up and me putting her back on the bed a few times, I swear i saw a red mark by her vagina. She starts to suck my dick to divert attention but I’m so alarmed at this point that I stop her.

She tells me she’s is weirded out by me wanting to look at her vag, and she doesn’t like to be eaten out so she was guarding herself from being eaten out. And I tell her I just want to make sure there’s no herpes. She says I’m being weird. There was a bit of a standoff and she starts getting slightly mad that she wasted her time and insinuates she needs to get paid. I give her a $50 and she gets more annoyed. Finally I’m like alright here’s another $100 I’m sorry I wish it could’ve worked. The fact that she was a stripper scared me and I didn’t want to be on some nigger pimp’s hit list for not paying the whore so I just coughed up the cash.

I feel better paying the $150 for nothing than had I fucked her for $450 and be worried if I contracted herpes or not.

I’ve escortcelled many other times with more “normal” girls that had regular jobs or were college students. Never had any issues like this before.
That's pretty rough tbh

The 150 isnt that much of a loss anyway. You would of spent 450 for a couple of hrs, and as far as making money is concerned, nobody should have their time wasted tbh. If you had let her host at a place of her choosing, it would of been easier to walk away without spending anything.

She obviously had herpes though, from my experience, they let me analyze their face and holes before I proceed with anything. The fact that she couldn't do that is a major red flag.
No we can't.

:soy:
:soy:
 
lmao the entire point of this thread is for opie to brag about the fact that he haggled a stripper down by $350 because he has a big dick
imagine having a big dick and the social skills to convince a whore to actually lower their price.
:chad::banhammer:
 
You dodged teh herp, OP. Well played.

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Colombo level IQ. You dodged a bullet
 
you fuck em no condom? Also what is this sugar daddy site?
 
I had to google what herpes look like on a vagina. Big yikes!:feelswhere::feelswow:

Couldn't u just ask her to jerk off on her tits or smthng to get ur money's worth?
 
you fuck em no condom? Also what is this sugar daddy site?
I fuck some of them no condom if I believe they aren’t whores. Some of them are college girl types that are just testing the waters. You can tell who is a professional whore and who is a newb by the way the conversations go. The website is seeking.com . I lie about my age (I’m 25 but put that I’m 31) and I have a bullshit story for what my occupation is so it seems like I’m a successful established career man lmao.
I had to google what herpes look like on a vagina. Big yikes!:feelswhere::feelswow:

Couldn't u just ask her to jerk off on her tits or smthng to get ur money's worth?
There was too much tension at the end to turn it back to being sexual. And no way was I gonna pay $450 for just head or to just jack off on her
 
ethnicels would like a word with you
It's a tragedy many sex workers deny service to sexually starved ethnicels. The ads outright mention 'No Indian bros.' in where I live.
 
It's a tragedy many sex workers deny service to sexually starved ethnicels. The ads outright mention 'No Indian bros.' in where I live.
Ive only seen the “no African American” in ads. Guess black dudes destroy the vaginas and put them out of commision
 
It's a tragedy many sex workers deny service to sexually starved ethnicels. The ads outright mention 'No Indian bros.' in where I live.
there is literally no possible way to ascend as an ethnic, and especially as a currycel.
LDAR.
Ive only seen the “no African American” in ads. Guess black dudes destroy the vaginas and put them out of commision
more like foids are just disgusted by the sight of most blackcels.
 
I fuck some of them no condom if I believe they aren’t whores. Some of them are college girl types that are just testing the waters. You can tell who is a professional whore and who is a newb by the way the conversations go. The website is seeking.com . I lie about my age (I’m 25 but put that I’m 31) and I have a bullshit story for what my occupation is so it seems like I’m a successful established career man lmao.

There was too much tension at the end to turn it back to being sexual. And no way was I gonna pay $450 for just head or to just jack off on her

Are they hot, the girls that you usually meet up with? What is the usually price?

Do you have to wine and dine them first or can you fuck on first date?
 
Are they hot, the girls that you usually meet up with? What is the usually price?

Do you have to wine and dine them first or can you fuck on first date?
Yes they’re pretty hot. Range from 200-700 depending on age and experience. The best is 21 or under with little to no experience. They are more willing to take a lower price as long as you don’t be overtly sexual right off the bat, try to get to know them. The professional whore will straight up ask you how much you’re willing to pay. I usually ignore them unless they’re really hot.

The quality you find on there I’m sure varies by location. Luckily I live in a large city with lots of college campuses.

There was only one girl I didn’t fuck right away and I just met her out in public to get her to feel comfortable with me. Many will just come straight to your house if they like your offer and you seem NT in your messages.
 
Do u call up the same few girls everytime or a new one everytime?
 
Money mogs me, brag mogs me.
 
Do u call up the same few girls everytime or a new one everytime?
Once I fuck a whore my attraction to them usually goes down so it’s not worth the same price to do it twice. I’ve only seen one of them multiple times, because she looked exactly how I like a woman to look

Tried to fuck escort, escort behaved in a manner that she was hiding an std such as herpes, sex didn’t occur but I still paid $150
 
Being technical I did get a blowjob and touched her tits and vagina, further than most stripclub cucks
Dude for $150 though?

I dont recommend escortcelling because I think sexual immorality is degenerate, however you could get an escort for that price in the UK for about 15-25 minutes and she'll be STD Free as well.
 
Fucking stupid brag thread. If you pay for whores you're not an incel, you're a lower-tier normalfag.
 
It's over
Women are never clean
full
 
ethnicels would like a word with you

I've looked at loads of whores on escort sites. Most by far say 'no blacks', don't think I've come across any whore saying 'no Indians' or 'no chinese'. It's on only VERY rare occasions you have a whore say white people only.
 
Stop enabling fucking whores you fucking retard.
 
I'm glad there are cheap prostitutes around here, man, those values.
 
Tell me your experience in Sugar Daddy websites. Do you have to pay this much usually or is it just because she was very hot?
I don't know if I should try them to pleasuremaxx or just keep on seeing normal prostitutes.
 
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150 for nothing. :feelshaha::feelshaha: The absolute state of cucks.co.
 
I'm glad there are cheap prostitutes around here, man, those values.

I would say the same. 150$ is money as fuck. I can pay 150R$ for a 8/10 foid easily where I'm.
 
I would say the same. 150$ is money as fuck. I can pay 150R$ for a 8/10 foid easily where I'm.
8/10 prostitute in Brazil? Your tastes for women are probably vastly different than mine then.
 

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