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Story My elbows have rough skin, so when I point them forward in the mirror, they look something like areolas on a tiddy.

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Not exactly, but a close enough facsimile for a beggar like me. The rough, darkened skin against the lighter, softer, rounder skin, it's enough like a breast. The point of the elbow like one of those big, protruding, inverted nipples you see in hentai/ecchi. So I groped my elbow. I pointed it forward so that it formed kind of a football shape. Got a feel for the curve and the point.

Now, there's not much that I've retained from school education. Least of all math. But one competency that is always fresh in my mind is geometry. Because I use it frequently enough that I don't forget it. On what? Trying to estimate the volumes of boobs and butts. For instance I'll see an ass that's, say, 1.75 times wider than a woman's waist at its skinniest point. And from there I'll try and figure out her ass measurements. And so I applied that knowledge here. If this elbow I was groping was an actual breast, what cup size would it fill? I got to work measuring my elbow. The circumference, the pointy part, everything I could gather. And I estimated that my elbow, from the tip to its widest point, if it bottomed out as a sphere, would be about 69 cubic inches in volume. Which Google tells me is 1130.71 cubic centimeters. But what is that in cup size? With that knowledge, I can go on Boobpedia and look up women who have breasts in that cup size.
 
I also have dark and rough elbows. They come from leaning on them too much. I use liquid wart remover from walmart on them every two weeks to peel away the dark skin
 
i wish my mind worked like yours
 

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