my dumb cunt of a mother removed my doorknob

[Indari]

she wants to walk in on me jacking off that bad?

bitch

 

[nausea]

doorknob=?

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Having a bottle of water lying in front of your door, once it opens, it'll fall, and you'll have enough time to get your hands out of your pants.

That could be your only defense mechanism right now.

Anyways, Incels shouldn't fap or watch porn -_-, I'm dissapointed in you guys >.<

 

[QuantumDummy]

she wants to walk in on me jacking off that bad?

That has to be it.

 

[theultimate341]

Having a bottle of water lying in front of your door, once it opens, it'll fall, and you'll have enough time to get your hands out of your pants.

That could be your only defense mechanism right now.

Anyways, Incels shouldn't fap or watch porn -_-, I'm dissapointed in you guys >.<

its the only sin I cant escape from save me

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

its the only sin I cant escape from save me

Physically exhaust yourself to sexually exhaust yourself, silly ^.^

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

jerk off out in the open, if she wants to watch you spank it to gfur let her watch

shell figure it out

 

[theultimate341]

Physically exhaust yourself to sexually exhaust yourself, silly ^.^

I tried but then if i dont sleep I get that thought in my head and boom im looking at degenerate stuff on tumblr and then i start fapping.

 

[Deleted member 776]

Just put a door wedge under it or a towel when you close it. When someone tries to open it, it jams up and you have to remove them from the inside. lol

 

[Indari]

Just put a door wedge under it or a towel when you close it. When someone tries to open it, it jams up and you have to remove them from the inside. lol

thank you for the tactical advice commander

 

[TheVman]

Jack off with an open door to teach her a lessson

 

[Allday]

Physically exhaust yourself to sexually exhaust yourself, silly ^.^

You don't jerk off or watch pr0n?

 

[towncel]

Then you're a masturbationcel

 

[visage]

Jack off with an open door to teach her a lessson

 

[Hunter]

i havent came in weeks

 

[Deleted member 776]

thank you for the tactical advice commander

Send shekels to offshore account pls. k. thankq.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Having a bottle of water lying in front of your door, once it opens, it'll fall, and you'll have enough time to get your hands out of your pants.

That could be your only defense mechanism right now.

Anyways, Incels shouldn't fap or watch porn -_-, I'm dissapointed in you guys >.<

That's almost as useful as having a camera monitor a wall.

 

[Sub8Hate]

Why she do dis?

 

[Allblueeeee]

Physically exhaust yourself to sexually exhaust yourself, silly ^.^

i get orgasm watching this scene

 

[Deleted member 3129]

my hearing must be super natural or some shit cause i can hear people from the other side of the house with headset on and multiple doors closed

 

[kkt6]

You got kicked out of uni?

 

[Indari]

Why she do dis?

it was moved to the room my 27 yo NEET brother is living in that has been missing a doorknob for years since my sister lived there. i shoved a towel under the door