FACEandLMS
I Should KMS
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[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPW4ZEJS6LE[/video]
21 yo guy, whose girlfriend dumped him (but who managed to reproduce so he beats me in terms of survival and reproduction), gets caught trying to score a 12 yo. He has a complete meltdown and near panic-attack.
So I know that my 2018 is going better than at least one guy's so far.
0:01: "Please tell me this is a nightmare. I thought she wer' lyin' about 'er age. OMG am I gonna go to jail?"
1:50 *panicking* "I REALLY WANNA HANG MYSELF! I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE. I GOT TO. I'M GONNA GET CUT UP IN JAIL. I'M NOT BUILT FOR JAIL"
It's OVER for Zach.
21 yo guy, whose girlfriend dumped him (but who managed to reproduce so he beats me in terms of survival and reproduction), gets caught trying to score a 12 yo. He has a complete meltdown and near panic-attack.
So I know that my 2018 is going better than at least one guy's so far.
0:01: "Please tell me this is a nightmare. I thought she wer' lyin' about 'er age. OMG am I gonna go to jail?"
1:50 *panicking* "I REALLY WANNA HANG MYSELF! I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE. I GOT TO. I'M GONNA GET CUT UP IN JAIL. I'M NOT BUILT FOR JAIL"
It's OVER for Zach.