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My dad guarantees he can “fix” my inceldom in one month

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My dad, who I haven't seen or properly spoken to in six years, hit me with a voice message. He said, and I quote: "I guarantee 100% I can solve your inceldom in one month if you just come meet me.”

I told him everything about my inceldom - how I’m depressed because of it, feel extreme envy when seeing couples, etc.

He grew up in a completely different world, and thinks the blackpill is a simple puzzle he can crack over a month.

Context on him:
· Born in the 70s.
· Married in his early 20s.
· Thinks my anxiety about being perpetually single is a "waste of energy" and "ridiculously easy" to fix.

I moved away six years ago to fix my life and haven’t seen him since. The last time I was with him I was a disaster: broke, jobless, etc. Since I moved away and started making my own choices, my life improved. It’s clear that he failed as a father in raising me, so I’m not sure why he magically thinks he can solve everything.

He doesn't know about hypergamy, the dating app matrix, or the fact that his son is genetically filtered out at the first glance. He probably thinks it's 1995 and you can just walk up to a woman in a grocery store and get a date.

But what if...? What if he actually knows some lost art? What if there is some simple, boomer-level social key that I'm just too overthinking and blackpilled to see?
 
Give him a decade and he still wont be able to solve it :feelshaha:
 
My dad, who I haven't seen or properly spoken to in six years, hit me with a voice message. He said, and I quote: "I guarantee 100% I can solve your inceldom in one month if you just come meet me.”

I told him everything about my inceldom - how I’m depressed because of it, feel extreme envy when seeing couples, etc.

He grew up in a completely different world, and thinks the blackpill is a simple puzzle he can crack over a month.

Context on him:
· Born in the 70s.
· Married in his early 20s.
· Thinks my anxiety about being perpetually single is a "waste of energy" and "ridiculously easy" to fix.

I moved away six years ago to fix my life and haven’t seen him since. The last time I was with him I was a disaster: broke, jobless, etc. Since I moved away and started making my own choices, my life improved. It’s clear that he failed as a father in raising me, so I’m not sure why he magically thinks he can solve everything.

He doesn't know about hypergamy, the dating app matrix, or the fact that his son is genetically filtered out at the first glance. He probably thinks it's 1995 and you can just walk up to a woman in a grocery store and get a date.

But what if...? What if he actually knows some lost art? What if there is some simple, boomer-level social key that I'm just too overthinking and blackpilled to see?
Just make some bets like 1000 dollars. Win-win situation
 
Haha, your father has failed you his whole life and now thinks that he has the magic answers.

He probably thinks that he has never failed you.

Just like my boomer faggot of a father.

Day of the pillow, WHEN?!?!?!
 
He'll give you some retarded out of touch xoomer advice
 
You can try, like what are downsides of that? Being clown for a month? That's not long.
 
I moved away six years ago to fix my life and haven’t seen him since. The last time I was with him I was a disaster: broke, jobless, etc.
what?!
 
I guarantee 100% if he doesn't solve your inceldom in one month, he'll say it's because you did something wrong and deflect.
 

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