What partially inspired my last thread was what my dad recently told my mom.... he says he thinks im a homosexual. He's been suggesting that ever sense I was like 18, but now he's way more serious. When confronted, he said:
>"Son, I don't know what's going on in that head of yours, but let me tell you something. When I found out you were going to be a boy, I was over the moon happy. With a son, you have to worry about where one penis is going, with a daughter, you have to worry where 1,000 penises are going. But son, I am very worried where your penis is going. It's either going into your own hand everynight, or it's going into another mans ass. I'd rather the former than the latter, but both are dissapointing. You're beyond the age now where it's a little late to find a girlfriend, you're at the age where you're a creep"
I wanted to cry but i didn't say anything because I still want him to subsidize me. My parents created a trust fund for me and will give me the inheritance but could always cut me off.
>"Son, I don't know what's going on in that head of yours, but let me tell you something. When I found out you were going to be a boy, I was over the moon happy. With a son, you have to worry about where one penis is going, with a daughter, you have to worry where 1,000 penises are going. But son, I am very worried where your penis is going. It's either going into your own hand everynight, or it's going into another mans ass. I'd rather the former than the latter, but both are dissapointing. You're beyond the age now where it's a little late to find a girlfriend, you're at the age where you're a creep"
I wanted to cry but i didn't say anything because I still want him to subsidize me. My parents created a trust fund for me and will give me the inheritance but could always cut me off.
