Story my cum is actually toxic

[TheNEET]

I came on a dark blue piece of clothing
the stains dried up and later I washed it
the places which were stained with cum became light grey
I washed it again - nope, still discoloured
mfw my cum is bleach

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I have came in my undies so much that they have stains on them that don’t wash away

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I have came in my undies so much that they have stains on them that don’t wash away

Same

 

[Mongolianwizard]

I have came in my undies so much that they have stains on them that don’t wash away

before i discovered that i could just put a rag on my desk, when i'd masturbate i'd pull my underwear down just under my balls and fap. When I was about to fuckin nut i'd pull my pants up and wrap the front around my head. Sometimes my jizz would actually leak through it, so I had to really bundle it up.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

before i discovered that i could just put a rag on my desk, when i'd masturbate i'd pull my underwear down just under my balls and fap. When I was about to fuckin nut i'd pull my pants up and wrap the front around my head. Sometimes my jizz would actually leak through it, so I had to really bundle it up.

I did the head method back when I was in Highschool and studying, I would cum and hold it with the foreskin then put it in a soda bottle.

 

[Anger]

Just cum in a plastic bag when you about to release, you safe time and resources by just throwing it into the bath.

 

[Mongolianwizard]

foreskin

i wish I had a foreskin

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Lol disgusting. Just use two layers of toilet paper fold it around the penis and masturbate while you hold on to the penis and toilet paper simultaneously then it´s like a pocket pussy you can shoot your load into.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

cope

 

[Deleted member 2119]

before i discovered that i could just put a rag on my desk, when i'd masturbate i'd pull my underwear down just under my balls and fap. When I was about to fuckin nut i'd pull my pants up and wrap the front around my head. Sometimes my jizz would actually leak through it, so I had to really bundle it up.

I just cum in my hands and then wash them

 

[Weightcel]

I have came in my undies so much that they have stains on them that don’t wash away

Same

before i discovered that i could just put a rag on my desk, when i'd masturbate i'd pull my underwear down just under my balls and fap. When I was about to fuckin nut i'd pull my pants up and wrap the front around my head. Sometimes my jizz would actually leak through it, so I had to really bundle it up.

I just cum in my hands and then wash them

They have this great new invention guys:

 

[NEETAndTidy]

They have this great new invention guys:

It's easier to just cum on my belly tbh

 

[Weed]

mogs me

 

[Futurecel2.0]

I just cum on my self, let it dry up and go to sleep. Too lazy to clean up. My bed smells.of cum, the blanket I sleep with is actually disgusting.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I just cum in my hands and then wash them

Hot

 

[RopeShow]

I just jizz in some used up sock.

 

[Newbie17]

JFL if you're not drinking your own cum.

 

[blackcel]

I always came on printer paper. Always next to my computer, and is pretty inconspicuous.

 

[Profligate]

Just jizz on a paper towel. Is it really that hard jfl it's over for cumstaincels

 

[Templarcel421]

Wtf some of you guys are gross af

 

[SadBoi666]

My man, just use a paper towel

I came on a dark blue piece of clothing
the stains dried up and later I washed it
the places which were stained with cum became light grey
I washed it again - nope, still discoloured
mfw my cum is bleach
View attachment 29096

 

[Deleted member 8499]

use Hydrogen Peroxide to clean cum stains. It works

 

[Rice Cel]

Just jizz on a paper towel. Is it really that hard jfl it's over for cumstaincels

Yeah I don't get why you don't just use a tissue or paper towel

 

[TheNEET]

Yeah I don't get why you don't just use a tissue or paper towel

cumming on clothing is a part of my fetish
don't kinkshame me boyos
the clothes are for fap only, so it's not that gross

 

[Rice Cel]

cumming on clothing is a part of my fetish
don't kinkshame me boyos
the clothes are for fap only, so it's not that gross

Ah gotcha. I was thinking more of the practical aspect. If it gets you off then go for it

 

[Deleted member 818]

It's easier to just cum on my belly tbh

I put 4 layers of tissue paper on my stomach when I wank. It makes the cum easier to dispose.

 

[Spite]

Could use that cum rn, I stained my only white shirt with hot sauce

 

[guerillahubris]

wtf i just nut in a sock, lasts over a month and holds all the dried congealed nut, weighs more as well

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I put 4 layers of tissue paper on my stomach when I wank. It makes the cum easier to dispose.

Why dispose. It dries

 

[KV-]

I came on a dark blue piece of clothing
the stains dried up and later I washed it
the places which were stained with cum became light grey
I washed it again - nope, still discoloured
mfw my cum is bleach
View attachment 29096

Its a good thing nobody ever ingested it, then.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I can’t fall asleep once I cum into my underwear/shorts

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

Amateurs, the lot of you. Get a designated cum mug, easy to wash out, and no one will ever suspect that mug with the floral pattern on your desk has had your semen in it.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I cum into my mouth

 

[Existentialcel]

I just jizz in some used up sock.

I used to use a sock too

I cum into my mouth