So I went at this club in NYC, went with a group of 4 guys and 4 girls. The bouncer didn't let us in and was asking for college IDs, so we had to slip him around 150. We got in, and immediately I saw these 2 genuine stacylights sitting alone at the bar. I was feeling super low inhib, took pregab and drank 2 glasses of wine at the pre-game dinner, so I solo approached.Mind you, I was fraud maxxing so hard at the club, airmaxs with 2 inch inserts, eyebrow darkening, lumify drops, tinted spf, eyelash curler, and concealer on the under eye bags as well as on some mild acne I had. Probably was sitting around HTN and about 6'1 . So I start talking to one of the girls, and she was slightly drunk and I could tell she was into me. I wanted to fuck this bitch so bad, so when we starting talking about politics I had to start larping as a liberal. I was saying how much I despise ICE and Trump, and she was definitely into it saying how I am so different from other guys.
So I asked her if she wanted to get out of there, and she said yes (My crib was empty). We took a taxi home and I was making out with her, but as we pulled up to my APT I realized I didn't set up vantage points in my house (basically places to stand when I took my shoes off). So I decided to walk to my bedroom with shoes on and take them off when we got into my bed. I'll spare the details and skip a few bits, just as I was about to slay, I realized I did not have any condoms on me. She was worried but I told her my pull out game was elite (complete lie), and she said fine but as long as I didn't cum in her.
Well, my pull out game was not elite that night. We started freaking out, so I told her we would run out to the CVS to get plan B. But just as we started walking out the room, I realized I had left my shoes with inserts in my room, and I was standing around 5'10. She was probably 5'7-5'8 and so she could definitely tell I was a fraudulent. She was pissed, and gave me this purely disgusted look, so I knew it was over. So I walked her out, and put her in a taxi to the "nearest cvs" when it was really some cvs extremely deep in harlem. It was also like 3 in the morning at that point and if your from nyc, you know you do NOT want to be in Harlem at 3AM. Anyways I really hope she got the plan B.
