My cock is stuck in the vending machine what do i do?

[Sexless incel]

My cock is stuck in the vending machine what do i do?

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Amputate, Chico

 

[MACHETE]

smoke weed

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

Piss in it to show dominance and mark it as your territory.

 

[Michael W. Ford]

smoke weed

 

[1337hikki]

Johnny Knoxville?

 

[Khanivore]

smoke weed

play guitar

 

[Black Soul]

Cut it.

 

[Shrek]

My cock is stuck in the vending machine what do i do?

Cum.Robotboy shall come in 9 months Chico.

 

[NowItsSlimeTime]

My cock is stuck in the vending machine what do i do?

TIme to lose your virginity and ascend. Don't be scared. You'll make the first robot wife.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Amputate, Chico

 

[deleted fren]

My cock is stuck in the vending machine what do i do?

Gooks have eyes that look like coin slots. So gooks are vending machines. You're actually telling us your dick is stuck in a chinks eye hole and you're having trouble pulling it out after skull fucking her. Fakecel. Smh.

 

[DenHaag]

Funyuns