JFL My career goal

[RemoveNormalfags]

My only goal is to become a NEET
NEET is my dream job

 

[Deleted member 301]

My only goal is to become a NEET
NEET is my dream job

I've been on NEETbux for years and years, the way to go

 

[stupid dream]

good luck with that wagie wagie

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I've been on NEETbux for years and years, the way to go

Government or parents?

I want to become a NEET but I don’t have any good reasons to and my parents will not accept it.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

I'm not sure if my parents would let me NEET tbh

 

[stupid dream]

Government or parents?

I want to become a NEET but I don’t have any good reasons to and my parents will not accept it.

schoolcels never learn

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I'm not sure if my parents would let me NEET tbh

That is my biggest problem right now.
I need to somehow convince them, so I can finally quit my job and NEET in peace.

 

[ihaveno1]

goals me

 

[rightfulcel]

Win lotto + neet = awesome mode ngl

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I wish I won millions. Doesnt have to be too much. Maybe 10-20 million. Then I'd just stay at home and gymmax, vidya max, and mmo max.

Win lotto + neet = awesome mode ngl

 

[Deleted member 19971]

schoolcels never learn

????????

 

[stupid dream]

????????

you are in high school right?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

you are in high school right?

No lol, I’m in uni.

 

[stupid dream]

No lol, I’m in uni.

how can you live in netherlands and go to uni with you subhuman height??

 

[JohnDcel]

how can you live in netherlands and go to uni with you subhuman height??

He's slaying

 

[stupid dream]

He' slaying

I think so this fake weeb is lying to me for too long it's time for me to beat his ass

 

[Deleted member 19971]

how can you live in netherlands and go to uni with you subhuman height??

Easy, I’m taking an English course instead of a Dutch course even though I can speak Dutch myself.
A bunch of ethnics in my class but there are still other Europeans who mog me.
By the way I took the English course since I wanted to leave NL after graduating.

I think so this fake weeb is lying to me for too long it's time for me to beat his ass

Ok decembercel.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Win lotto + neet = awesome mode ngl

I don't really know, if I should lottomaxx

 

[rightfulcel]

I don't really know, if I should lottomaxx

Still more chance than winning than ascending

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Still more chance than winning than ascending

Truthpilled.
I actually have like 3000€ to invest

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I wish I won the lottery

 

[Murdoch89]

Work should be abolished

 

[zangano1]

Me too tbh

 

[chadalwayswins]

any cels here actually want to careermaxx?
@PPEcel @Anonymous MG

 

[Big Yikes]

Sadly, NEET is a meme, but basementcels only fully realize that after a failed suicide attempt.

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I only plan to work full time for 20 years, if i am still alive then i will work 20 hours a week. Even if i inherited my fathers house i could still pay the bills with part time work as there is no mortgage or rent to pay for it.

 

[stupid dream]

I only plan to work full time for 20 years, if i am still alive then i will work 20 hours a week.

just twenty years bro

 

[PPEcel]

any cels here actually want to careermaxx?
@PPEcel @Anonymous MG

when i was in high school i thought i wanted to get into investment banking and later private equity, but i just didn't like the Chad culture of finance

i'm now thinking about staying in academia, moving around think tanks, political consulting, the sorts. politics excites me. number-crunching doesn't.

or maybe i should just live off my parents' money and drink until i die

 

[Deleted member 17719]

just twenty years bro

Better than 40 years like normie does

 

[Deleted member 301]

Government or parents?

I want to become a NEET but I don’t have any good reasons to and my parents will not accept it.

Both. Government pays me disabilitybux and my mum puts a chunk in my account twice a month.

Are you an adultcel? If so, sod what your parents think bro, it's your life. Plus life as an Incel is pretty shit anyway so if NEETbuxxing makes you even a little happier then go for it. Just pretend to be a Mentalcel, fake a suicide attempt, should get you NEETbux for a while, pending on what country you live in.

Just my opinion.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Just pretend to be a Mentalcel, fake a suicide attempt, should get you NEETbux for a while, pending on what country you live in.

It seems like this is my only option but I don't want to be sent to a mental hospital or be put on jewpills.

 

[Deleted member 301]

It seems like this is my only option but I don't want to be sent to a mental hospital or be put on jewpills.

You probably won't be sectioned unless you're an immediate danger to others, if they section you for a sucide attempt then yeah, it sucks in the short term being in there but when you get out it's pretty much lifelong NEETbux. The government (I'm talking U.K as I live here) will pretty much stay off your back, just keep going to the doctor's every now and then saying you're extremely depressed/sucidal thoughts, it looks good on your records if the government ever wanna assess you for work capability.

If they stick you on meds, just flush them down the toilet and say you've taken them. I like my meds tbh, I'm not that depressed but I pretend I am as they give me allsorts of stuff that whacks me out lol.

Best of luck anyway bro.

 

[FlamingCel]

goals me

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

good luck with that wagie wagie

OP get back in your cagie!

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

good luck with that wagie wagie

OP get back in your cagie!

tomorrow...

 

[Anonymous MG]

any cels here actually want to careermaxx?
@PPEcel @Anonymous MG

Yeah, I would like to careermaxx as I would likely be earning over $200,000/year mid-career if I get my Ph.D. as I have planned. I need enough cash for copes and along with that I genuinely enjoy what I do, besides if I didn't pursue it I wouldn't have a chance to finance my research in machine learning as I would like to.

 

[Diocel]

my goals are bmw in my mid 20s and a boat in my mid 30s and passive income to neet.

 

[stupid dream]

my goals are bmw in my mid 20s and a boat in my mid 30s and passive income to neet.

they are going to rob you in algeria nigga

 

[Diocel]

they are going to rob you in algeria nigga

i'll break them before even thinking about it