Serious My birthday was this weekend

[stretch-cel]

i turned 32 and got 5 texts total. 2 from gym buddies, 1 from a long time friend, 1 generic text from my brother, and 1 from my mom. my mom wrapped a gourmet chocolate bar and handed it to me as a gift, along with a store bought cupcake with a candle in it. she also got me some cheap LED desk light.

thats all i got really. ive been dealing with birthdays like this for my entire life. nobody has ever made me truly feel special or made me feel like they really cared. i honestly dont know what its like to experience something like that. nobody has ever cared for me my entire life, and damn sure doesnt care now that im as old as i am.

 

[Cuyen]

Happy birthday homie

 

[Inceldo]

I dont get a single text on my birthday

 

[Captvic]

Should've marked suicide fuel

Happy belated birthday brother

 

[tiredofthisshit]

5 more than me

 

[Insomniac]

Happy belated birthday brother

 

[stretch-cel]

thank you guys, i know u dont know me but somehow it feels genuine coming from fellow incels. i know you know my pain and what it feels like. maybe thats why.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Happy birthday. Are you a wizard?

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Meanwhile Stacy gets 500 happy birthday messages along with money donation from orbiters when she wakes up. Then she has a huge party with her girl friends and the occasional Chad where she gets expensive stuff, and more love and validation.

Happy birthday

 

[stretch-cel]

Happy birthday. Are you a wizard?

define wizard

 

[thespanishcel]

Meanwhile Stacy gets 500 happy birthday messages along with money donation from orbiters when she wakes up. Then she has a huge party with her girl friends and the occasional Chad where she gets expensive stuff, and more love and validation.

Happy birthday

Now that's some quality suifuel

 

[nekomimimodo]

define wizard

30 years old virgin
Also happy birthday boyo

 

[stretch-cel]

30 years old virgin
Also happy birthday boyo

not a virgin because ive escortcelled for many years now.

thanks boyo

 

[Michael15651]

Happy Birthday

 

[Captvic]

not a virgin because ive escortcelled for many years now.

thanks boyo

Escortcelling doesn't count. You're still a virgin

 

[ThatCell]

Happy birthday.

 

[stretch-cel]

Escortcelling doesn't count. You're still a virgin

stop bullying me, chad. go dunk a basketball or clean a gutter tallfag. also you didnt wish me a happy birthday

thanks to all my celbros who wished me a happy birthday. you made me feel a little less lonely

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Happy birthday. I turned 23 earlier this week. 7 more years and I'll be a wizard.

 

[AntiPain]

Happy birthday man, you might find comfort in the fact there are people here with similar experiences.

 

[starystulejarz]

i turned 32 and got 5 texts total. 2 from gym buddies, 1 from a long time friend, 1 generic text from my brother, and 1 from my mom

Happy birthday mate.

 

[stretch-cel]

thanks boyos you are literally making me feel special

if only some fellow oldcels would come in here and give me some wishes

 

[cucktearslol]

you have people who text you happy birthday? fakecel

nobody besides my mom says happy birthday

but happy birthday tho

 

[YungCell]

Havent given a shit about my birthday since I was 12, though I'll admit happy birthday wishes feel good.


That being said, happy birthday!

 

[frickin_cel]

Happy birthday brother, we must stick together