My birth guardians are fucking retarded

[anotherwastedlife]

We moved houses 3 weeks ago and still have keys to our old house, at the start we had 6 keys, six keys. and now, we only have one key to the old house, not six, not three, but only one

I asked the male parent how the hell that happened and he answered "I don't know" wdym you "don't know"? How the fuck can you lose 5 keys in 3 weeks? We only go back there a couple of times a week to get stuff to clear and check on everything, and they lost 5 of the keys

 

[Skelly]

why are you so opposed to just calling them your parents?

 

[Sloth]

Are your birth guardians related to you?

 

[Skelly]

i guess they are kinda smart because they knew they are forgetful so they got a lot of keys

you can always duplicate them so its not even that bad

 

[anotherwastedlife]

why are you so opposed to just calling them your parents?

I'll call them male and female parent, honestly I think calling them "guardian" is technically wrong. To actually answer the question at hand; they set me up for inceldom

Are your birth guardians related to you?

Yes, they are my parents

i guess they are kinda smart because they knew they are forgetful so they got a lot of keys

you can always duplicate them so its not even that bad

We found them, they were in an unlabeled box that was supposed to have our old address on it

 

[Sloth]

I'll call them male and female parent, honestly I think calling them "guardian" is technically wrong. To actually answer the question at hand; they set me up for inceldom

Yes, they are my parents

We found them, they were in an unlabeled box that was supposed to have our old address on it

I understand now

 

[Emba]

why are you so opposed to just calling them your parents?

He's been jewed

 

[anotherwastedlife]

He's been jewed

Nah i got my foreskin