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I went to a festival with all school friends, it was like 5 days long. Girls slutting it up everywhere. I remember a girl drunkenly jumping out a tent and trying to join my best tripod of friends at the time for a chat which we thought was proper weird and we ran away from her leaving her embarrassed (which I thought was stupid as an incel and the other two as mid-tier slayers). I remember grinding on girls, I remember girls wanting me to bend down and put themselves on my shoulders as I was so tall (6'4) but autistically saying no and saying my mid-tier slayer 5'9 friend would do it and watch him kiss them afterwards. I remember girls drunkenly getting into dances with me and I would always run away stealing some form of item from them, I have no idea why that was so satisfactory. Like I remember stealing a super stoned/drunk girl's jumper, then running away and throwing it in the air. I guess it was SOME way of getting dominance over them? Honestly an autist deciphering himself is pretty hard.
I remember being a hardcore footballcel/soccercel and Iniesta scoring the goal for Spain to win them the world cup. I remember overhearing a guy having sex in the next tent to some English slut in the tent beside me and wanking to it. I remember the English female getting interrupted mi-sex as she was moaning loudly by her English female friend, and then them having a domestic and leaving the festival. I remember all those garlic chips.
I remember chavs trying to fight us whilst we walked past them and we all kept our head down lol. Some guy who drove said "what the fuck are you looking at", we all stayed silent and moved along like betas lol.
I remember my own contribution being me and my best mate at the time would hold hands and jump on a loud people's tent right beside us. Which we did. Turns out he ran the right way, and those guys ran the right way too, ensuring my head gets hit by a fold-up deckchair. Then my town got around them, and they asked me was I okay and tried to fight those in the tent that did it. I became a short-term legend. For a very short term.
Honestly though, best days of my life.
I remember being a hardcore footballcel/soccercel and Iniesta scoring the goal for Spain to win them the world cup. I remember overhearing a guy having sex in the next tent to some English slut in the tent beside me and wanking to it. I remember the English female getting interrupted mi-sex as she was moaning loudly by her English female friend, and then them having a domestic and leaving the festival. I remember all those garlic chips.
I remember chavs trying to fight us whilst we walked past them and we all kept our head down lol. Some guy who drove said "what the fuck are you looking at", we all stayed silent and moved along like betas lol.
I remember my own contribution being me and my best mate at the time would hold hands and jump on a loud people's tent right beside us. Which we did. Turns out he ran the right way, and those guys ran the right way too, ensuring my head gets hit by a fold-up deckchair. Then my town got around them, and they asked me was I okay and tried to fight those in the tent that did it. I became a short-term legend. For a very short term.
Honestly though, best days of my life.
