Cope My BEST cope so far

[Poorbaldshortcel]

I every time advise the brocels to cope with healthty copes like sport and learning. This is 99% of what I do in my poor lonely life -- sport, reading, sport, reading, sport, reading...

And AT LAST A GREAT COPE which found me from nowhere this summer: I become a home tutor of a high school girl!

Why I am so happy?

1. She is normal, pretty, slim, responsible, no smoking, non-drinking, etc. As a normal person I do like this type of females, not criminals, whores and other female trash.

2. I am a responsible teacher and a real pro. (I never try to do STUPID AND IRRESPONSIBLE things like some non-pro teachers do like: kisses, dirty talks, etc.)
But I'm just really glad that untill I teach her (Cambridge books, notebook, pens, pencils) at the same time we're drinking tea served by her parents or her on a big pretty wooden table! SO, IN THIS WAY, I CAN AT LEAST IMAGINE that "I am dating a good girl like her! We're on a date, we drink tea and we're chatting about the English grammar, phonics and vocabulary!"

(Disclaimer: I am NOT crazy and I know it's not a date and for her I'm just a teacher, and I even don't dream very seriously some day a young girl to like me. But... I feel so happy for a while, so I just decided to tell you about this cope.)

 

[racoon4]

we all know you jerk off to teacher fucks a student porn, don't even try to hide that you want to fuck her

 

[98GoinOnDead]

I wouldn't be able to enjoy that because I would constantly just be thinking about fucking her but you do you ig

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Sorry for the colors, brocel! I just wanted to make the points clear.

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Haha! Boy, to be honest when I was in Europe I watched some porn but in China?! LOL. For some porn like that you're talking about I may end up in the jail, so nah... thanks! ALSO, all of the pornsites in China are banned, I have no money for VPN, so... no porn in my life. Only memories.

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Well, I suppose I am more old-fashioned so when I really like some girl I prefer to dream of her like "We walk together on the beach and I hold her hand.", "We drink wine and watching the stars talking about the future." and she feels cold and I give her my coat. I just put 100% censorship on any potential sex dreams because I prefer to enjoy the real love fantasies.


Well, maybe I read too much romantic books and romantic manga... But this is me.

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

I said some females are trashy, so you can't accuse me of "foid worshipping".

And most of the incels do want a gf, so logically they "worship" the "foids" to some level?...

All I wanted to say is that we should enforce the good females who are NOT whores, criminals and so on. Because we're all human and we need a progress in the society.

 

[incelerated]

Chill will the colors. I see more rainbows here than in @FamilyGuy1999’s room

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Btw, I don't want to say banning porn is 100% good or 100% bad, but after many years in China WITHOUT porn, I realized that I miss the sex less and less (but my libido is still high because I do masturbate every day 1-2 times)... What I mean is without porn you think less about it and you have more time to dream of REAL LOVE and things like hugs, looking in the eyes, writing a love letter and so on which matters more than the sex. Sex you can have with a prostitute but this doesn't make you ascended. Escortcel = still incel.

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Yeah, bro, I know many of the brocels will just think "Oh! I can't have her! She's going to have a Chang soon! So depressing..." but I just think like a scientist "What if"... and use the time during exlaining boring (for me) things like "It's "an orange", not "a orange"!" to use my fantasy and to think "What if it was a date and we drink the tea and talking! At least I am so lucky to be 1 meter close to a girl like this one!"

By the way not going to doxx her but her type anthropology is like this one:

So, I just follow the philosophy instead to hate and get angry, just relax and enjoy the unique moment. Because some people even can't have a chance to sit on one and the same table with somebody from the female sex. So, as an old man, I just cherish the moment.

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

OK, OK, sorry again about the colors.

 

[Deleted member 43458]

What's her body like bro?

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Something like 165cm/55kg.

 

[Deleted member 43828]

we all know you jerk off to teacher fucks a student porn, don't even try to hide that you want to fuck her

(in a video game)

 

[Shrek]

How old are you?Are you a white teacher in China?

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Porn in China nowadays is like pork in and vodka in Saudi Arabia. You better don't do it!

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

I don't smoke, don't drink alcohol and do sports with healthy diet. Also I do read manga and communicate online with young people like you, so I keep my biological age and mental age young. My body is like a teenager type (except the hair).

I am a white person with some % yellow genes, something like hapa (half yellow, half white, but mostly white).

 

[ogleman]

I’m going to China this year. Tips?

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

I really don't lie you, thanks to my gymcelling + healthy lifestyle (no drugs, no alcohol, no smoking, good hygiene, learning hard and practise a lot of sports) I do managed to have a teenager body type and to look like an university student. Just almost stopped the aging (made it slow). Look better than when I was a real teenager. A proof:

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[Poorbaldshortcel]

For China: 1. Learn Chinese language well., 2. Learn the Chinese law well. (Otherwise you may end in a big trouble.)

Things that for most of you are normal like "I watch porn." and "I smoke marijuana." in China are forbidden and you may end up in the jail or even with a death penalty.

 

[ogleman]

For China: 1. Learn Chinese language well., 2. Learn the Chinese law well. (Otherwise you may end in a big trouble.)

Things that for most of you are normal like "I watch porn." and "I smoke marijuana." in China are forbidden and you may end up in the jail or even with a death penalty.

How much do in need to study if I’m just visiting for 2 months?

 

[MomoCel]

Yeah, bro, I know many of the brocels will just think "Oh! I can't have her! She's going to have a Chang soon! So depressing..." but I just think like a scientist "What if"... and use the time during exlaining boring (for me) things like "It's "an orange", not "a orange"!" to use my fantasy and to think "What if it was a date and we drink the tea and talking! At least I am so lucky to be 1 meter close to a girl like this one!"

By the way not going to doxx her but her type anthropology is like this one: View attachment 637774

So, I just follow the philosophy instead to hate and get angry, just relax and enjoy the unique moment. Because some people even can't have a chance to sit on one and the same table with somebody from the female sex. So, as an old man, I just cherish the moment.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO RESIST

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

In some places there is nobody who speaks English. Imagine not to be able to say what do you want to order in a restaurant or what do you want to buy in the pharmacy... or if you need the police how to explain what is the issue...

About the law -- learn at least what you CAN'T do;

- no drugs
- no gambling
- no porn
- no prostitution
- no political agitation against the Communist party or separatistic ideas like "freedom" this and that.
- no picking fights
- no nudism
- no guns (even no long knives)
...
Gosh, maybe I miss something. In a word, it's not a joke here. Be 100% careful because it's like another world if you're from somewhere like Australia, USA and other places where you practically do whatever you want and even can have a gun.

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Yeah, brocel. Self-control is one of the things you need in China, otherwise you're out.

 

[ogleman]

In some places there is nobody who speaks English. Imagine not to be able to say what do you want to order in a restaurant or what do you want to buy in the pharmacy... or if you need the police how to explain what is the issue...

About the law -- learn at least what you CAN'T do;

- no drugs
- no gambling
- no porn
- no prostitution
- no political agitation against the Communist party or separatistic ideas like "freedom" this and that.
- no picking fights
- no nudism
- no guns (even no long knives)
...
Gosh, maybe I miss something. In a word, it's not a joke here. Be 100% careful because it's like another world if you're from somewhere like Australia, USA and other places where you practically do whatever you want and even can have a gun.

Thank you. This is going to help a lot. I’ll study Mandarin for the next few months, I plan to go in November.

 

[Deleted member 40252]

I would constantly just be thinking about fucking her but you do you ig

 

[happiless]

Congrats for being able to avoid getting a hard-on. I'd have to tape my dick to my balls or something to pull it off in Minecraft. And of course I'd have to be NT as well. Since we all know you're fapping to the memories of being near her and smelling her cunt, I hope you have some good faps as well

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Oh, maybe you didn't read it. I'm not exactly like that:
I am more old-fashioned so when I really like some girl I prefer to dream of her like "We walk together on the beach and I hold her hand.", "We drink wine and watching the stars talking about the future." and she feels cold and I give her my coat. I just put 100% censorship on any potential sex dreams because I prefer to enjoy the real love fantasies.
Well, maybe I read too much romantic books and romantic manga... But this is me.

 

[sol]

wha

we all know you jerk off to teacher fucks a student porn, don't even try to hide that you want to fuck her

what the fuck

 

[sol]

 

[sol]

honestly.

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

That brocel just think that every person likes to watch porn (or can watch porn). I can't currently (it's banned in China and I am trying to keep the laws because I lived here for a very long time).

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

Brocels, by the way, the cope is OVER. The lessons finished. I already don't go to teach her. She even didn't show some interest to add my being penpals... So, that's all.

Currently I'm teaching only 5 little kids, 2 boys and 1 Becky (online).

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

Best cope is lat pulldown but with a cable cross machine

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

@ogleman you're welcome!​

If I can help you something, when you're in China, let me know. I'll do my best.

Btw, if you want it, here is a Geser Kurultaev's simple cheap guide about mainland China (PRC): Amazon product ASIN B0867CKDVJView: https://www.amazon.com/111-Questions-Answers-about-China-ebook/dp/B0867CKDVJ

 

[Balantol]

How tall are you?

 

[Poorbaldshortcel]

171 cm. Shorter than most of the males around the globe.