My beat up 500$ van got stolen last night

[Ashton-Il]

I was at work. Almost finished my shift. Went and started my van to warm it up. Went back inside to use the bathroom. It was stolen in less than a minute.

My van is so beat up I never believed it could be stolen( cost me 500$ at the auction. It is severely rusted and basically falling apart)

Now I am screwed. Im stuck walking everywhere in ice cold weather.

Who wants to guess the race of the car thieves?

 

[Deleted member 11159]

The low inhib slayer that stole it is probably fucking prime JBs in it right now.
I'm so sorry, OP.

 

[TheSecondComing]

I would say what do you expect but you already expected it not to get stolen

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

I love vans, what kinda van was it?

 

[Lookscel]

You forgot you keys in the van?

Also shit bro that's pretty unlucky. You had insurance right?

 

[FlamingCel]

My condolences

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Where do you live that your car would get stolen within a minute

 

[Ashton-Il]

this is roughly what it looks like

Where do you live?

it was stolen in the suburbs right outside a high crime area

 

[based_meme]

Who wants to guess the race of the car thieves?

There's only one group who's to blame for anything.

Spoiler

Cucks.

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You were expecting me to say Black, weren't you?

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OK, it's the Jews.

 

[Mrpvolts]

My condolences

 

[Incel Gamer]

If you find your van or get another vehicle, put a tracking device in it.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Nigga why would you leave a running car unattended?

There's only one group who's to blame for anything.

Spoiler

Cucks.

Spoiler

You were expecting me to say Black, weren't you?

Spoiler

OK, it's the Jews.

 

[Tyrny]

I was at work. Almost finished my shift. Went and started my van to warm it up. Went back inside to use the bathroom. It was stolen in less than a minute.

My van is so beat up I never believed it could be stolen( cost me 500$ at the auction. It is severely rusted and basically falling apart)

Now I am screwed. Im stuck walking everywhere in ice cold weather.

Who wants to guess the race of the car thieves?

Around the ones who steal, always lock your steering wheel.
Sorry to hear that, OP.

 

[Purveyoroftruth]

I was at work. Almost finished my shift. Went and started my van to warm it up. Went back inside to use the bathroom. It was stolen in less than a minute.

My van is so beat up I never believed it could be stolen( cost me 500$ at the auction. It is severely rusted and basically falling apart)

Now I am screwed. Im stuck walking everywhere in ice cold weather.

Who wants to guess the race of the car thieves?

Nig

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Who wants to guess the race of the car thieves?

Blacks obviously. The lowest IQ, and the ugliest race of people.

 

[ihaveno1]

Went back inside to use the bathroom.

why not use bathroom before starting it, low iq leaving it running in public with the key still in...

 

[Deleted member 10531]

There's only one group who's to blame for anything.

Spoiler

Cucks.

Spoiler

You were expecting me to say Black, weren't you?

Spoiler

OK, it's the Jews.

Blaming cucks is unironically fucking cucked, foids are the root problem, cucks are just a side-effect

 

[FrothySolutions]

This was probably meant to go in Off Topic. But I'm really sorry. I don't even know how to drive and I dread the cold weather too.

 

[LastGerman]

Another brag thread and even in inceldom discussion. Nice.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Blacks obviously. The lowest IQ, and the ugliest race of people.

Have you ever heard about curries?

 

[suislayer]

The low inhib slayer that stole it is probably fucking prime JBs in it right now.
I'm so sorry, OP.

Holy shit, brutal but true. Gangbanger chad is getting his dick sucked by underage street urchins and selling dime bags. Meanwhile, OP is stuck posting on an incel message board without means of transportation.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Low status men always finish last and are picked on, it isn’t fair.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Have you ever heard about curries?

I've been around curries throughout HS. IMO Curries are better looking than Blacks, but only slightly.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Maybe did you a favour by stealing it? Are you a fatass? Ever thought about walking it to work rather than using a car? EvEr ThOuGhT aBoUt ThE PoLluTiOn iT EmItS? No you didn't did you?

 

[Ashton-Il]

I've been around curries throughout HS. IMO Curries are better looking than Blacks, but only slightly.

Curries dont have the astronomical crime rate of blacks though. I mean my van was so beat up that the police thought i was exaggerating when i described it to them. Such petty and random crimes are generally the work of blacks in America.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I've been around curries throughout HS. IMO Curries are better looking than Blacks, but only slightly.

It was pretty much agreed that curries are the most subhuman. But if that’s your opinion , ok

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Curries dont have the astronomical crime rate of blacks though. I mean my van was so beat up that the police thought i was exaggerating when i described it to them. Such petty and random crimes are generally the work of blacks in America.

We're talking about looks mainly. And yeah Curries are much higher IQ than Blacks, I'd rather deal with any race besides Blacks because Blacks have lower IQ, Higher Testosterone and due to these factors blacks commit more crimes than any other group. Here's a video describing the IQ of Blacks.

I'm black BTW, and even being black doesn't exempt you from Blacks harassing you, but still I criticize my race heavily due to their actions and how it makes all of us Blacks look bad to many people.

 

[Antisocialloner]

As if being a tortured incel isn't enough. Sorry man

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Sorry to hear OP, wish you didn't have to live in misery.
As for the thief:

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Let's hunt them down and behead them.

 

[Yerberito]

Thats sad shit

 

[based_meme]

Blaming cucks is unironically fucking cucked, foids are the root problem, cucks are just a side-effect

Autism: 100.

It was a joke. I don't care about the race of the thief. What matters is the van got stolen.

 

[JellyJam]

We're talking about looks mainly. And yeah Curries are much higher IQ than Blacks, I'd rather deal with any race besides Blacks because Blacks have lower IQ, Higher Testosterone and due to these factors blacks commit more crimes than any other group. Here's a video describing the IQ of Blacks.

I'm black BTW, and even being black doesn't exempt you from Blacks harassing you, but still I criticize my race heavily due to their actions and how it makes all of us Blacks look bad to many people.

Damn this dude is a super coon lmao

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I was at work. Almost finished my shift. Went and started my van to warm it up. Went back inside to use the bathroom. It was stolen in less than a minute.

My van is so beat up I never believed it could be stolen( cost me 500$ at the auction. It is severely rusted and basically falling apart)

Now I am screwed. Im stuck walking everywhere in ice cold weather.

Who wants to guess the race of the car thieves?

 

[Deleted member 22572]

U do realise if someone tries to steal your van you can just say 'no' because they're not legally allowed to take it

 

[Ashton-Il]

U do realise if someone tries to steal your van you can just say 'no' because they're not legally allowed to take it

I went inside to use the bathroom while leaving it on. My van is so beat up I never imagined anyone would steal it.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

I went inside to use the bathroom while leaving it on. My van is so beat up I never imagined anyone would steal it.

Yeh that must b so fucking annoying considering u left if for such short amount of time.

Is there a way u can get it back or is it gone forever?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Blacks obviously. The lowest IQ, and the ugliest race of people.

Jesus did your mom get raped by a black guy or something

 

[Deleted member 23450]

500$ bro... That is cheap as fuck...
A van like that in my country costs at least the 5000$.

 

[Numb]

sorry for your loss incel brother

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

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this is roughly what it looks like

it was stolen in the suburbs right outside a high crime area

over

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Lmao why tf would anyone steal that shit tbh

 

[Deleted member 7438]

How'd this turn out?

 

[Ashton-Il]

How'd this turn out?

According to the police in my area stolen cars are generally sent to chop shops, so I should int hold my breath

 

[NEETard]

You should be grateful your pedo van was stolen

 

[zangano1]

Now how are you going to go AM?

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Who wants to guess the race of the car thieves?

 

[Deleted member 22904]

Now how are you going to go AM?