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pedrolopezwasright

pedrolopezwasright

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1)Mewing and raising the hyoid bone
2)Thumbpulling(every hour 3-5 minutes)
3)Doing masseter muscle exercises after
4)Relaxing the masseter muscle
5)Keeping my skincare routine
6)uudd method
Also will roidmaxx in future.
 
My ascension plan:
 
This is not .org saar, we don't believe in looksmax bluepill propaganda here saar
 
Here is a good ascension plan with 100% success rate :feelsdevil: : First redefine ascension to include sex with escorts, then go escortmaxx and you will ascend :feelsdevil:
 
Knurmaxxing or nitromaxxing

For me
 
My looksmax plan:

1. Lose 20-30 pounds
2. Thicken eyebrows
 
1)Mewing and raising the hyoid bone
2)Thumbpulling(every hour 3-5 minutes)
3)Doing masseter muscle exercises after
4)Relaxing the masseter muscle
5)Keeping my skincare routine
6)uudd method
Also will roidmaxx in future.
So your a fakecel since you can ascend
 
My ascension plan: suicide
 
My ascension plan is going to treat drawing and game developing in RPGmaker like a full time job
 
My ascension plan: suicide
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1)Mewing and raising the hyoid bone
2)Thumbpulling(every hour 3-5 minutes)
3)Doing masseter muscle exercises after
4)Relaxing the masseter muscle
5)Keeping my skincare routine
6)uudd method
Also will roidmaxx in future.
My plan is to surgerymaxx and roidmaxx
 
I think hardmaxxing is the way to go, not sure how much does mewing or thumbpulling works if you are already a developed male adult.
 
my ascension plan is to stop eating like a pig
 
What are your falios?
Bad eye area, receding chin, too much facial fat even though I'm not fat. My nose is also quite big, but that probably wouldn't bother me if the rest of my falios were fixed.
 
Bad eye area, receding chin, too much facial fat even though I'm not fat. My nose is also quite big, but that probably wouldn't bother me if the rest of my falios were fixed.
Do thumbpulling and inject test, maybe surgery for better eye area
 
What is thumb pulling though? I only heard about that like twice
 
What is thumb pulling though? I only heard about that like twice
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. You do this to expand the palate (it is not cope, thats how palate expander works). It improves cheekbones and maxilla too
 
I wonder if there’s something on amazon or somewhere that you could use without having to touch your mouth. Like some sort of spring device or something
 
I wonder if there’s something on amazon or somewhere that you could use without having to touch your mouth. Like some sort of spring device or something
Palate expander
 
No looksmaxxing for your height :feelsrope:
 
Mewing doesn’t do shit
 
Here is a good ascension plan with 100% success rate :feelsdevil: : First redefine ascension to include sex with escorts, then go escortmaxx and you will ascend :feelsdevil:
Escorts are illegal here :feelsbadman:
 
My ascension plan: never began
 
Actual based thread. Need to take every measure towards ascending
 

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