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My anus has reached INCELTEARS xD

What we havin tonite boyos? While they eat my ass im gonna eat premium pizza!
 
That's because you're a retard
 

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Aelle29
·23 hr. ago

Another adult (Edit : non toddler) incel who doesn't know how to wipe...
I thought those were isolated cases but more and more pop up xD please be a joke omg
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fool2074
·21 hr. ago

I have a lot of nurses in my family... Apparently there's a distressing percentage of men who leave skid marks on the exam table paper when they sit down bare ass on it. Like 30%.
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Aelle29
·21 hr. ago

But... Aren't m'en taught to wipe or something? Don't people learn that at age 4 or so??? Lmao idk if I should feel bad for them bc they never had an opportunity to learn, or if I should be 100% disgusted bc they decided not to be hygienic at some point
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Sonarthebat
·19 hr. ago

Fragile masculinity makes them afraid to touch their own ass and turn gay.
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poop-machines
·18 hr. ago·edited 18 hr. ago

I don't see this in the UK so much. Also, that would stink when you're having sex, and more girls would complain about it.
Is it just really fat people? Like morbidly obese? I have seen skids in very fat people more often or people with serious back issues, so I guess it's a lack of being able to reach. These people should just get a bidet.
I feel like some people don't know how to wipe, but it's rare and nothing anywhere near 30%, and is usually just a person having a one off bad day where they don't wipe enough in a rush or something.
Side note: I use toilet wipes every time. I don't think toilet paper does the job. If a dog shit on your kitchen floor, would you just use tissue to clean it, nothing else? Or would you use water and clean it properly? A shower + bidet/toilet wipes can make sure you're actually clean. Last thing you want is poop smell during sex.
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Naphthy
·15 hr. ago

When I was still single and trying to date…
Yeah it stinks, I kicked two dudes out of my house on two separate occasions after dating them for a few months and going to get intimate with them and…… they drop trow and literally smell like shit. On left a shit stain in my bed. The first boyfriend I every had also didn’t whip but I thought he was the best I could get so I put up with it for a bit but . After him it was a hard pass on grown men who don’t whip their ass.
There are lot of them then you think.
It just reminds me about a post I saw once of a man complaining about how much power women have because men would do anything for women and that if women liked handstands it’s all men would do, and all i could think was “men will literally not even whip their own ass holes for their own health and well being because it’s womanly.”


Translation, Inceltears love Lonelus anus

Pepe music
 
They love talking shiet about me saying mang and calling me a fake nigger JFL








it's over for us, blood
 
you made a debut on IT too boyo
 
They love talking shiet about me saying mang and calling me a fake nigger JFL








it's over for us, blood
Well i might just send them a real pic soon mangs xD
 

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DoughnutOk882
·5 hr. ago

I’m a man with a scat fetish and even I would NEVER do that, I always wipe and am pristine, I’m disgusted to hear that guys are that gross, how do people not learn to wipe???
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Naphthy
·5 hr. ago

Hey, good for you!
Hahaha idk, tbh I’d honestly bet it’s a nasty combo of child abuse/neglect packaged in misogyny/homophobia
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When the delusion is too strong
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You shouldnt have tagged me in the reddit comments because i didnt write them


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DoughnutOk882
·5 hr. ago

I’m a man with a scat fetish and even I would NEVER do that, I always wipe and am pristine, I’m disgusted to hear that guys are that gross, how do people not learn to wipe???
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Naphthy
·5 hr. ago

Hey, good for you!
Hahaha idk, tbh I’d honestly bet it’s a nasty combo of child abuse/neglect packaged in misogyny/homophobia
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You shouldnt have tagged me in the reddit comments because i didnt write them

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DoughnutOk882
·5 hr. ago

I’m a man with a scat fetish and even I would NEVER do that, I always wipe and am pristine, I’m disgusted to hear that guys are that gross, how do people not learn to wipe???
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Naphthy
·5 hr. ago

Hey, good for you!
Hahaha idk, tbh I’d honestly bet it’s a nasty combo of child abuse/neglect packaged in misogyny/homophobia
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well, i will edit that
 
I can't get over how pathetic Incel Tears is, like 2023 and you are still bullying lonely men like damn.
 
Foids are so unbelievably autistic that they don't understand that it was a joke. Typical foid trait that comes with low IQ and low emotional control.
 
I can't get over how pathetic Incel Tears is, like 2023 and you are still bullying lonely men like damn.
I agree, It was a satire post about why my anus itches, Why cant i joke about it? Its harmless, My anus never killed anyone, Anyone who thinks im an asshole for this needs anoplasty!
 

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