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Story My abyssmal encounter with a girl I found on tinder who worksin a nearby market

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I was checking tinder and saw this girl in like 1 mile distance while rotting. Then, I went out to buy cigs and rot-fuel like nutella and chips in a nearby market. So I enter and don’t look at the counter and just go and take my shit. I go to checkout to pay and this girl is making direct eye contact. Then I realise that this was the bich I saw in tinder had the same makeup and all. She too recognised me and when I realized this I started to sperg out. I averted my eyes and asked for my cigs, she got up to get them and she was like an inch taller than me and she also noticed this because the eye contact stopped immediately after that. I asked for some plastic bags and she put some on the counter. They were still connected to eachother like off a roll, so I tried to rip them apart and fucked it up several times. When I seperated them, I couldn’t get the fucking shits open for my life so eventually she helped me open the fucking plastic bags. I started sperging out even more after this, I gave her my debit card and fucked up the password THRICE. I laughed nervously and decided to pay in cash. Since I didn’t have change, I gave her a large bill and she said that she didn’t have change for it. So I bought like four 1kg nutella just to get out of the place.

I’m now home legit fuming and this girls tinder card fucking disappeared obviously got left swiped. JFL @ this mentalcel existance.
 
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Jesus Christ, hahaha.
Been there, man. Enjoy reliving this every day in your head, until death.
 
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Official mentalcel. You fucked that one up nigga.
 
Modus Coperandi

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dude i wish i would get opportunities like that.
foids believe in trash like fate.
you got dealt literally the best cards imaginable and fucked up completely.
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4 foids were interested on me...but after talking with me they just went away.

I am not low inib but i am like a cold robot talking...
 
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I
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LARP or an actual legit mentalcel
 
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I
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You're not an autist because a true autist would never use a debit card, you give her the cash and get out of there as quickly as possible not piss about with pin numbers.
 
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OP you would have gotten left swiped anyway, unless you are white then you have a chance....
 
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True autists fuck up no matter what anyway. That's why I avoid to go out.

OP what mental illness do you suffer from?
 
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your illness is manletism
 
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I'd like something like that to happen to me now. Even failing... maybe it's just that she showed some initial interest (until your short stature was made apparent).

I know hindsight is 20/20, but this may have been a time where being honest would have been helpful. "Hey! I just saw you on Tinder - what a coincidence!"
 
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Well look on the bright side,u now have 4 kg of nutella
You're not an autist because a true autist would never use a debit card, you give her the cash and get out of there as quickly as possible not piss about with pin numbers.
This, I always go up with the exact amount I need and count it many times just to be surs
 
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Who gives a fuck dude you have nutella now. Grab yourself some waffles or put it on toast and enjoy.
 
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I'd like something like that to happen to me now. Even failing... maybe it's just that she showed some initial interest (until your short stature was made apparent).

I know hindsight is 20/20, but this may have been a time where being honest would have been helpful. "Hey! I just saw you on Tinder - what a coincidence!"

I’m such a nervous fuck up near women that even if I didin’t spill my spaghetti with the fucking plastic bags and the POS machine, I know that I still wouldn’t have said shit to her and just leaved.

There is literally no winning. Fuck fuck fuck
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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I’m such a nervous fuck up near women that even if I didin’t spill my spaghetti with the fucking plastic bags and the POS machine, I know that I still wouldn’t have said shit to her and just leaved.

There is literally no winning. Fuck fuck fuck
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

your fake story is trash, anyone who believes this is low IQ
 
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I have the same problem with the plastic bags.
Plus I have wet hands... you can imagine the picture.
 
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dude i say dumbshit all the time. dont worry about. your ugly ass face, effeminate body, lack of all social experience etc, would have ruined it for you anyway. if you were chad you could have acted exactly the same way and she would have thought it was so cute that you were nervous and would want to fuck you for that simple fact alone. if you think the only reason why you cant get chicks is because if the dumbshit actions you do, you are coping.
 
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I was checking tinder and saw this girl in like 1 mile distance while rotting. Then, I went out to buy cigs and rot-fuel like nutella and chips in a nearby market. So I enter and don’t look at the counter and just go and take my shit. I go to checkout to pay and this girl is making direct eye contact. Then I realise that this was the bich I saw in tinder had the same makeup and all. She too recognised me and when I realized this I started to sperg out. I averted my eyes and asked for my cigs, she got up to get them and she was like an inch taller than me and she also noticed this because the eye contact stopped immediately after that. I asked for some plastic bags and she put some on the counter. They were still connected to eachother like off a roll, so I tried to rip them apart and fucked it up several times. When I seperated them, I couldn’t get the fucking shits open for my life so eventually she helped me open the fucking plastic bags. I started sperging out even more after this, I gave her my debit card and fucked up the password THRICE. I laughed nervously and decided to pay in cash. Since I didn’t have change, I gave her a large bill and she said that she didn’t have change for it. So I bought like four 1kg nutella just to get out of the place.

I’m now home legit fuming and this girls tinder card fucking disappeared obviously got left swiped. JFL @ this mentalcel existance.

Fucking lol. Good game buddy.
 
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your fake story is trash, anyone who believes this is low IQ

This was definitely the worst thing that happened to me in the presence of a woman. It was this bad because the girl was the one I saw in Tinder and I realized that she had recognized me too and I got extra nervous as I was essentially put on the spot. If you’re not like this around women then good for you, but don’t presume shit just because you’re incredulous and never experienced an embarrassing situation like this.
 
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fuck I miss Nutella and junk food (gymcel)
 
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In college, I did the exact same awkward behavior at cash registers, just not all at once. For instance, I would enter the wrong passwords for my debit card, fail at self-checkout or make awkward small talk with female cashiers. I was always there with my friends and it became a running joke. In fact, one of them would invite others from campus just to watch me. Once when I was exhausted, the cashier asked if I wanted a 10 pound bag of ice and I just said yes to everything, not thinking. My friends laughed their asses off after and threw the ice in my dorm-room as a joke.
 

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