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Muslimcels, what is the best nasheed to go ER to?

tehgymcel420

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This is my favorite one.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVSNDCFQ08A[/video]
 
why is music forbidden for strict islamist exactly? and why is this not considered music?

sounds pretty catchy though
 
ghostcell said:
why is music forbidden for strict islamist exactly? and why is this not considered music?

sounds pretty catchy though
Good luck dealing with it the rest of your day in your head. You shouldn't have listened to it.
 
tehgymcel420 said:
This is my favorite one.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVSNDCFQ08A[/video]

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF3rWhy_O1M[/video]

@Opsec get in here bro
 
7339er said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF3rWhy_O1M[/video]

@Opsec get in here bro

"when war erupts" 

"radidu Allahu akbar" 

"haloumu haloumu" 

Will link if needed
 
sounds like goats getting raped.

i like it tho
 
ghostcell said:
why is music forbidden for strict islamist exactly? and why is this not considered music?
sounds pretty catchy though

The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said:

“Among my ummah there will certainly be people who permit zinaa, silk, alcohol and musical instruments…” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari ta’leeqan, no. 5590; narrated as mawsool by al-Tabaraani and al-Bayhaqi. See al-Silsilah al-Saheehah by al-Albaani, 91)
 
I'm not muslim, but here's one:

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcgUwbxBFRE[/video]
 
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOX9O_kVPeo[/video]
 
Melinda said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOX9O_kVPeo[/video]

Oh my fucking god lol
 
Kointo said:
I'm not muslim, but here's one:

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcgUwbxBFRE[/video]

One of the best military generals in history, so underrated in the west (who only learn about nepoleon, Alexander etc). 

"Do you see a space of the span of a hand on my leg, chest, arm which is not covered by some scar of the wound of a sword or an arrow or a lance ?"  - Khalid ibn Waleed
 
Melinda said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOX9O_kVPeo[/video]

Godlike fapping material
 
There was a Nasheed thread 2 months ago or so.
Here it is: https://incels.is/Thread-nasheed-thread
Choose whatever Nasheed you want.


Not a single Nasheed is about Inceldom. Disappointing. How about this one though?:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7q1NEM7kBk[/video]
 
@nausea maybe you will find your nasheed here
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOAyTTmXTUw[/video]
 
7339er said:
Are you sure about that?

What does Inceldom has to do with religion? It would be so retarded to listen to a Nasheed whilst going ER. How about listing to what ER was listing to?
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw[/video]
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg[/video]


But ER was a fakecel so maybe listen to the cries of an Incel while going ER?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04D6b5NoqH7
More dramatic version: [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOrn2_L3bcA[/video]
 
Aloha snackbar
 
DankIncel said:
What does Inceldom has to do with religion? It would be so retarded to listen to a Nasheed whilst going ER. How about listing to what ER was listing to?
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw[/video]

That was uncomfortable to watch.
 
Melinda said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOX9O_kVPeo[/video]

tbh she is hot. Would you bang her?

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Kointo said:
Oh my fucking god lol

Do you think shes hot? Thats the girl from the video

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Justanigga said:
tbh she is hot. Would you bang her?

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Do you think shes hot? Thats the girl from the video

x9k3Tgd.png



She would think we're dogs, though.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idMJIEFH_ns[/video]
Also that slav squat pose is clearly cultural appropriation and she looks like Pepe.
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Melinda said:
She would think we're dogs, though.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idMJIEFH_ns[/video]

lmao yea already watched all her vids on her channel. Did you see his bf? 

He is around 6'6

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Melinda said:
She would think we're dogs, though.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idMJIEFH_ns[/video]
Also that slav squat pose is clearly cultural appropriation and she looks like Pepe.
zdpNciQ.png

lmaooooooooooo
 
Justanigga said:
lmao yea already watched all her vids on her channel. Did you see his bf? 

He is around 6'6

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lmaooooooooooo


He's 6'6? Jesus, how tall does that make her? She's almost as tall as he is.
 
Qualu inaha
..waad nahnu omat al assad
 
hehe xd said:
Qualu inaha
..waad nahnu omat al assad

ching chong nip nong ooga booga


Justanigga said:
lmao yea already watched all her vids on her channel. Did you see his bf? 

He is around 6'6
Damn, his dick is so big you can almost see it through his pants. He mogs all of us.
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DankIncel said:
There was a Nasheed thread 2 months ago or so.
Here it is: https://incels.is/Thread-nasheed-thread
Choose whatever Nasheed you want.


Not a single Nasheed is about Inceldom. Disappointing. How about this one though?:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7q1NEM7kBk[/video]



The story of Julaybeeb RA is a beautiful one about an incel. https://youtu.be/9aCclf8IUvA
 
opsec said:
The story of Julaybeeb RA is a beautiful one about an incel. https://youtu.be/9aCclf8IUvA

omg I am just amazed this story exist. Even in the 7th century. An Incel could have existed.
 
Melinda said:
He's 6'6? Jesus, how tall does that make her? She's almost as tall as he is.

yes he is around 6'6. Here you can see it + she is in stockings

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lmao his dick is rly big. chad
 
DankIncel said:
omg I am just amazed this story exist. Even in the 7th century. An Incel could have existed.

JazakAllah kharyn (peace and blessings from Allah unst you) brother. These stories are truly beautiful. 

But a reminder that nothing is impossible through Allah. 

It would be easier to escape inceldom if we had RasulAlllah SAW with us today.
 
ghostcell said:
why is music forbidden for strict islamist exactly? and why is this not considered music?

sounds pretty catchy though

Here is another catchy one.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NexSFhC2DQ[/video]
 
tehgymcel420 said:
This is my favorite one.
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVSNDCFQ08A[/video]

God i love that one, can't understand shit but melody is so good.
First time i herd it was on KSP meme videos XD
 
even though islam is bad, this music is great
 
I like ouds and neys. I don't think musical instruments are haram as long as drinking and sexual dancing are not involved. Hamza el Din was a great musician. I know were talking nasheeds though.
 

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