Serious Muslimcels, do you really believe you’ll be granted 72 virgins up in heaven?

[UndertakerCel]

I mean I can’t imagine a more ridiculous cope than this one. Muhammad probably knew that a lot of his followers would be incels and therefore spread the idea that if you fight in the name of Islam, 72 prime virgin JBs will be your sex toys in Jannah.

 

[Gremlincel]

just believe in whatever makes you feel better br0

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I mean I can’t imagine a more ridiculous cope than this one.

MGTOW

 

[SOMCEL]

Yes its 100% true.

 

[fOreVER]

yes we will receive our hooris who will be much sexier than landwhales and hags you kuffars got.
yes we will receive our hooris who will be much sexier than landwhales and hags you kuffars got.

 

[UndertakerCel]

yes we will receive our hooris who will be much sexier than landwhales and hags you kuffars got.
yes we will receive our hooris who will be much sexier than landwhales and hags you kuffars got.

LOL cope

 

[Bagelcel]

They're going to get to heaven and end up on incels.is with all of us again tbh.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

The 72 virgin thing is only for those who suicide bomb or die performing jihad I'm pretty sure

They're going to get to heaven and end up on incels.is with all of us again tbh.

Says the 6'2 guys who is rated 50% attractive JFL

 

[deadman123]

Not muslim but you never know we have no fucking clue on how we were made or how this universe even started in the first place. Who ever knows it is probably fucking insane

 

[tehgymcel420]

Says the 6'2 guys who is rated 50% attractive JFL

6'2'' curry

 

[Bagelcel]

The 72 virgin thing is only for those who suicide bomb or die performing jihad I'm pretty sure

Says the 6'2 guys who is rated 50% attractive JFL

It... went down :\

 

[SadRealistcel]

Yes its 100% true.

somocel is right mashallah brother follow in the footstep of the prophets

 

[Bagelcel]

6'2'' curry

6ft2 Curry framecel, thank you.

Death.

 

[Evildoer]

The 72 virgin thing is only for those who suicide bomb or die performing jihad I'm pretty sure

They are for every men in heaven.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

6ft2 Curry framecel, thank you.

Death.

At 6'2 with a good face frame doesnt matter

 

[Bagelcel]

At 6'2 with a good face frame doesnt matter
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I'm good from the front, but as soon as i turn to the side... This is me

 

[UndertakerCel]

I'm good from the front, but as soon as i turn to the side... This is me

I’m the exact opposite.

 

[Bagelcel]

I’m the exact opposite.

I'm toucan sam from the side tbh.

 

[CuckFestus837]

Yeah, let’s believe God whispered into a 60 year old dude’s ear: 900 years before Columbus Discovered America and 900 years after Socrates’ Famous Trial .

 

[InMyCellInHell]

I wouldn't be surprised if some insane, zany interpretation of God's will ultimately was the real path to glory, considering what a sadistic, pointless and cruel existence this is. God sounds like a being that would banish everyone who didn't wear shoes on their heads to hell just because He thought it would be funny.

 

[UBERCEL]

Yes its 100% true.

Some ulama say it's even more.
Praise be to allah

yes we will receive our hooris who will be much sexier than landwhales and hags you kuffars got.
yes we will receive our hooris who will be much sexier than landwhales and hags you kuffars got.

The last laugh, our ace in the hole to ascend

 

[SadRealistcel]

Some ulama say it's even more.
Praise be to allah

The last laugh, our ace in the hole to ascend

inshallah brother may allah guide you we will someday rise up and strike down degeneracy with zulfiqar

 

[Deleted member 10314]

6ft2 Curry framecel, thank you.

Death.

can't you heightmog other curries and get laid that way?

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Bagelcel]

can't you heightmog other curries and get laid that way?

only works if i frame mog them too.
Also i'm punjabi, we're generally much taller than most curries