Redpill Robert
Supreme Gentleman. King of Incels. Pro slut-shamer
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Lots of guys have this idea that simply being a musician gets you pussy. And many incel musicians like to promote this myth themselves for obvious reasons. The truth is is that musician-celing, much like gymcelimg, is really only worth pursuing if you have some base level of looks to work with.
Playing music that's actually popular among the under 30 crowd helps too of course, but again it won't work for incels (unless they get HUGE anyways). I've known plenty of middle aged fat bald dudes playing blues, classic rock, or a hybrid of that kind of stuff that's popular among old dudes. Know how many girls there are at their shows? ZERO!!!
Oh, sure, Chads like John Mayer or Jack White can play modernized versions of and pay homage to that kind of thing, and suddenly girls will care to listen to it. Thus, it should go without saying that if you're Chad it doesn't really matter what you play (although again, ideally you want to be playing some trendy bullshit) or if you're actually any good. I mean let's face it: Quasimodo could completely dominate and shred all other guitarists' faces off, and he STILL wouldn't get laid.
Who are the most popular musicians? Who have always been? Oh, just a bunch of Chads (and Tyrones since the 90's when rap became huge) who play what's popular at the time, coincidentally enough. I mean, TOTAL coincidence! And much like "personality", they totally got famous because of their "talent." Go through the decades: Elvis Presley. Jim Morrison. Sebastian Bach. Kurt Cobain... list goes on. What do they all have in common? Hmm... Can't quite put my finger on it.
TL;DR incels that are learning to play an instrument because they think it will get them laid are wasting their time.
Playing music that's actually popular among the under 30 crowd helps too of course, but again it won't work for incels (unless they get HUGE anyways). I've known plenty of middle aged fat bald dudes playing blues, classic rock, or a hybrid of that kind of stuff that's popular among old dudes. Know how many girls there are at their shows? ZERO!!!
Oh, sure, Chads like John Mayer or Jack White can play modernized versions of and pay homage to that kind of thing, and suddenly girls will care to listen to it. Thus, it should go without saying that if you're Chad it doesn't really matter what you play (although again, ideally you want to be playing some trendy bullshit) or if you're actually any good. I mean let's face it: Quasimodo could completely dominate and shred all other guitarists' faces off, and he STILL wouldn't get laid.
Who are the most popular musicians? Who have always been? Oh, just a bunch of Chads (and Tyrones since the 90's when rap became huge) who play what's popular at the time, coincidentally enough. I mean, TOTAL coincidence! And much like "personality", they totally got famous because of their "talent." Go through the decades: Elvis Presley. Jim Morrison. Sebastian Bach. Kurt Cobain... list goes on. What do they all have in common? Hmm... Can't quite put my finger on it.
TL;DR incels that are learning to play an instrument because they think it will get them laid are wasting their time.