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Who thinks I should egg drunk girls on my campus this weekend? First weekend of uni parties have to wait until it's dark tho. I'm gonna chuck them so fuckin hard I hope I break their jaw with how hard I throw them. I used to be a pretty good baseball pitcher back in the day so I'm not worried about the aim. Stockin up on cartons tomorrow then it's time for the mayhem. I'm gonna give the ugly sluts a break I'm only aiming for stacies
 
You should record it and post it on here.
 
If you do it wear a mask, and different clothes than you usually do, and fuck off quickly. If you get caught, you'll be known as the crazy person who throws eggs at people on the entire campus
 
Erenor said:
If you do it wear a mask, and different clothes than you usually do, and fuck off quickly. If you get caught, you'll be known as the crazy person who throws eggs at people on the entire campus

Lol
 
Erenor said:
If you do it wear a mask, and different clothes than you usually do, and fuck off quickly. If you get caught, you'll be known as the crazy person who throws eggs at people on the entire campus

And make it a crazy mask to confuse them, making them less likely to figure out it was you
 
How does no one catch you doing all this shit
 
ArtoriasWolf said:
How does no one catch you doing all this shit

I'd take advantage of the cover of darkness, wear black clothing, and have my car parked maybe a block or so away in order to make my escape. Bonus points for being able to cross the block by jumping a couple of fences through people's yards.
 
mrhaircut33 said:
Who thinks I should egg drunk girls on my campus this weekend? First weekend of uni parties have to wait until it's dark tho. I'm gonna chuck them so fuckin hard I hope I break their jaw with how hard I throw them. I used to be a pretty good baseball pitcher back in the day so I'm not worried about the aim. Stockin up on cartons tomorrow then it's time for the mayhem. I'm gonna give the ugly sluts a break I'm only aiming for stacies

You were good at sports. How are you incel?
 
You're my hERo!
 
You're in uni? You look like you're at least 35 years old.
 
Kointo said:
You're in uni? You look like you're at least 35 years old.

thats someone modelling his jacket i think
 
Are you planning to be fully seen or throw the eggs from behind something?
 
Taking a shit on people was more funny.
 
7339er said:
thats someone modelling his jacket i think

nope thats me. im going to school a little late


Testiclechincel said:
Taking a shit on people was more funny.

lol yea i only managed to land one turd though
 
mrhaircut33 said:
lol yea i only managed to land one turd though

wtf you really did that? how did you not get caught??
 
Be careful. I got beat up on NYE for standing up to a girl that broke my camera. Be prepared to run if anyone gets aggressive.
 
Sounds like some top tier incel banter to me, post pics and vids when you're doing it.
 
Being a sub7 white male is hell on earth
 
incelbytyrone said:
Being a sub7 white male is hell on earth

what does that have to do with my post
 
not all heroes wear capes...

watch out for chad though, make sure you wear a mask and go for the stacies who arent with their boyfriend.
 

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