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Borderlands is an extremely trooncoded, woke game, filled with gurl power and the majority of characters (not an exaggeration, more than 50% of named characters) are some part of LGBT
Today I wish to outline just one such character
big tits Mcgee - Mad Moxxi
this character brings a lot of toxic femininity and misandry dialogue to the table.
her exes: merely exist
moxxi: hey entire world, his pp was tiny, vault hunter go kill him, every word he says is soooo disgusting, btw, shoot him in the dick.
furthermore, her justification for killing him is a gameshow where female winners can sleep with him. something moxxi does in the lore in BL1 where she marries and fucks Mordecai bcuz he won her stupid underdome.
what a piece of shit hypocrite. u cannot get 1 sentence out of this roastie that isnt about sex. there was a gun called moxxis crit slippery when wet (meant to be clit but that was too blunt) in BL2. But every man that so much says a suggestive phrase must die? feminist game
lol even the child foid in bl3 wants to "kick the dick off" bad guys who are all males. and all the heroines, literally all npcs so far are women except for the comedic relief robot
Penis envy the game
Honorable mentions of manhating dialogue
theres a commander that calls himself daddy like a real asshole... solid kill VH, that guy was a real wank-muffin he's clearly compensating for something if you catch my drift.
His circuits were a bit..short.
shoot him in the dick. Thats the drift.
i cant shoot every sonofabitch who runs his mouth.. but i can try. (proceeds to run her mouth 24/7)
every word he says makes me want to pull the trigger.
that Traunt guy is the worst and i wanna kick his dick off myself! (said by roastlet)
my only regret is that i had to stop punching him
Cant trust a man with a mustache + 3 different foids roast a man for having a mustache
p.s. trust me skip this game in 1 of the dlcs it literally forces you to officiate a wedding between 2 middle aged faggots
p.p.s. the live action cutscene Lilith in borderlands 3 is done by a cosplayer who looks like a fucking man in an orange wig. One of the most popular mods for the game is to remove these cutscenes or replace them with a 2d Lilith sprite.
Today I wish to outline just one such character
big tits Mcgee - Mad Moxxi
this character brings a lot of toxic femininity and misandry dialogue to the table.
her exes: merely exist
moxxi: hey entire world, his pp was tiny, vault hunter go kill him, every word he says is soooo disgusting, btw, shoot him in the dick.
furthermore, her justification for killing him is a gameshow where female winners can sleep with him. something moxxi does in the lore in BL1 where she marries and fucks Mordecai bcuz he won her stupid underdome.
what a piece of shit hypocrite. u cannot get 1 sentence out of this roastie that isnt about sex. there was a gun called moxxis crit slippery when wet (meant to be clit but that was too blunt) in BL2. But every man that so much says a suggestive phrase must die? feminist game
lol even the child foid in bl3 wants to "kick the dick off" bad guys who are all males. and all the heroines, literally all npcs so far are women except for the comedic relief robot
Penis envy the game
Honorable mentions of manhating dialogue
theres a commander that calls himself daddy like a real asshole... solid kill VH, that guy was a real wank-muffin he's clearly compensating for something if you catch my drift.
His circuits were a bit..short.
shoot him in the dick. Thats the drift.
i cant shoot every sonofabitch who runs his mouth.. but i can try. (proceeds to run her mouth 24/7)
every word he says makes me want to pull the trigger.
that Traunt guy is the worst and i wanna kick his dick off myself! (said by roastlet)
my only regret is that i had to stop punching him
Cant trust a man with a mustache + 3 different foids roast a man for having a mustache
p.s. trust me skip this game in 1 of the dlcs it literally forces you to officiate a wedding between 2 middle aged faggots
p.p.s. the live action cutscene Lilith in borderlands 3 is done by a cosplayer who looks like a fucking man in an orange wig. One of the most popular mods for the game is to remove these cutscenes or replace them with a 2d Lilith sprite.





