Mouth widening surgery

[overlystinkypants]

Did anyone have it? I have a horizontally small mouth which makes me look like a faggot. With a wider mouth I look like an upper tier normie maybe. With wider mouth, chiseled jaw and bigger chin I'm Chad but by the time I have enough time and money to go through all of this I'd lose my soul.
How costly is it?
Are there any complications?
How long does it take to heal?
Is it a popular procedure?

 

[coldmachinery]

Sounds like it'd be an awful procedure not worth the misery. A small mouth isn't going to make or break you.