Serious Mother is lookspilled af, wtf...

[FaceandHFD]

I returned home 2 days ago(study in a city far from home) for holidays and already getting PSL memes confirmed by my own mother. Here's what she has mentioned so far:

• after seeing me with super short hair she told me my skull looks small and that I must grow my hair out again(skull theory confirmed). my skull aint small either. it is 23 inches btw, mother seems to only like 99th percentile genetics tbh.
• keeps telling me to grow a beard even if it is patchy to look more masculine(she clearly sees I have a narrow cuck jaw). sure she is going to get me some falim gum soon kek.
• she immediately noticed my pale white skin and compared it to my brother's red skin tone, which is superior(skin theory deniers BTFO). Asked me if I rot btw, told her that the weather is cloudy af and that i dont get much sun either(lol). Brb using fake tan
• complimented me on my increased shoulder breadth and thicker neck(ded srs)

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

patchy beard is better than no beard if you have no bones

 

[FaceandHFD]

patchy beard is better than no beard if you have no bones

mine is just a few hairs, so it looks like shit.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I mean at least shes trying to help. But ffs we should be fine how we normally look

 

[acnescarcel]

ask her 2 h00k u up with one of her friends skank daughters

 

[Insomniac]

ask her 2 h00k u up with one of her friends skank daughters

High IQ tbh

 

[PaulSmenis]

she immediately noticed my pale white skin and compared it to my brother's red skin tone, which is superior(skin theory deniers BTFO)

Interesting.

 

[FaceandHFD]

Interesting.

legit theory, looking like a ghost is bad, sligthly tanned skin with red undertones is more attractive.

 

[Michael15651]

ask her 2 h00k u up with one of her friends skank daughters

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I returned home 2 days ago(study in a city far from home) for holidays and already getting PSL memes confirmed by my own mother. Here's what she has mentioned so far:

• after seeing me with super short hair she told me my skull looks small and that I must grow my hair out again(skull theory confirmed). my skull aint small either. it is 23 inches btw, mother seems to only like 99th percentile genetics tbh.
• keeps telling me to grow a beard even if it is patchy to look more masculine(she clearly sees I have a narrow cuck jaw). sure she is going to get me some falim gum soon kek.
• she immediately noticed my pale white skin and compared it to my brother's red skin tone, which is superior(skin theory deniers BTFO). Asked me if I rot btw, told her that the weather is cloudy af and that i dont get much sun either(lol). Brb using fake tan
• complimented me on my increased shoulder breadth and thicker neck(ded srs)

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How can we be sure the first few comments on your appearance aren't fronts for you to brag about neck and shoulders?
Wide shoulders and a strong neck will make your head look smaller than it actually is.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

ask her 2 h00k u up with one of her friends skank daughters

that never works

 

[Deleted member 60]

just fuk ur mom theory

 

[Deleted member 11318]

When I asked my mother that I wanted to have a nose job, she reacted in a very understandable way and told me that she would support me financially in order to realize it. I am happy to have a mother that does not tell to me some blupilled shit.

 

[1984cel]

Brutal yet lucky ngl

 

[FaceandHFD]

When I asked my mother that I wanted to have a nose job, she reacted in a very understandable way and told me that she would support me financially in order to realize it. I am happy to have a mother that does not tell to me some blupilled shit.

My mother may realize the importance of looks but has told me many times that she hates people having plastic surgery. I believe she considers it as a form of cheating and probably wont support my surgery plans.

 

[Deleted member 11318]

My mother may realize the importance of looks but has told me many times that she hates people having plastic surgery. I believe she considers it as a form of cheating and probably wont support my surgery plans.

One of the reasons why my mother understands this is because she did a nose operation herself when she was younger, as did my father. Many of my relatives have had nose surgerys, my parents, my two sisters, and of my mother's 11 siblings a total of 8 of them also had a nose surgery. In our family that's nothing extraordinary.

 

[Deleted member 60]

My mother may realize the importance of looks but has told me many times that she hates people having plastic surgery. I believe she considers it as a form of cheating and probably wont support my surgery plans.

lol my sister is the same way. Foids really hate it when guys fraud, yet they can't leave the house without painting on a different face.

 

[Honeypot]

I returned home 2 days ago(study in a city far from home) for holidays and already getting PSL memes confirmed by my own mother. Here's what she has mentioned so far:

• after seeing me with super short hair she told me my skull looks small and that I must grow my hair out again(skull theory confirmed). my skull aint small either. it is 23 inches btw, mother seems to only like 99th percentile genetics tbh.
• keeps telling me to grow a beard even if it is patchy to look more masculine(she clearly sees I have a narrow cuck jaw). sure she is going to get me some falim gum soon kek.
• she immediately noticed my pale white skin and compared it to my brother's red skin tone, which is superior(skin theory deniers BTFO). Asked me if I rot btw, told her that the weather is cloudy af and that i dont get much sun either(lol). Brb using fake tan
• complimented me on my increased shoulder breadth and thicker neck(ded srs)

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>she immediately noticed my pale white skin and compared it to my brother's red skin tone, which is superior(skin theory deniers BTFO).
Is this not a meme post? isn't?

 

[Figthcel]

Wtf

I would never tolerate such talk

 

[Newbie17]

lol my sister is the same way. Foids really hate it when guys fraud, yet they can't leave the house without painting on a different face.

Indeed, fakeup is one of the things that is destroying our society

 

[FaceandHFD]

>she immediately noticed my pale white skin and compared it to my brother's red skin tone, which is superior(skin theory deniers BTFO).
Is this not a meme post? isn't?

no it is legit

 

[Honeypot]

no it is legit

2 weeks ago you were against red skin tone from carnivores if I remember right

 

[FaceandHFD]

2 weeks ago you were against red skin tone from carnivores if I remember right

no not really. they usually have too much red indertones cause of inflammation. Best skin tone has both yellow, red and a bit of brown hues.

 

[Honeypot]

no not really. they usually have too much red indertones cause of inflammation. Best skin tone has both yellow, red and a bit of brown hues.

not all carnivores have that red tone tho

 

[Blue Squirtle]

You know it's over when your mom acknowledges your flaws.

 

[Cuyen]

Maybe your mom secretly browsing this site lol