Blackpill Most of us will never experience post-fart bliss in a relationship

[Redpill Robert]

"Yeah, she farted in front of me last week, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."

It is a well known but little talked about fact that couples that are really comfortable around each other/have been together for a long time feel no shame farting around each other. To me (and many normie marriage experts believe it or not) this is a huge milestone in a relationship.

Like for example, many femoids at first will not be comfortable being seen in front of their new Chad without their make-up and hair being all done up. Gradually, it doesn't matter anymore. Soon, they will be comfortable being seen in pajamas. Eventually, post-fart bliss as I call it is inevitable, provided the man is question is high value enough for her to stay with long enough.

WARNING: This stage could also signify that the femoid is about to get fat. Tread with caution and understand that there is that risk.

Most of us will be lucky to ever even get into a serious relationship at all. Of the few that do, 99% will get cucked or just dumped for anything better that comes along. Some very lucky select few however may just escape inceldom completely, get married to a unicorn and live happily ever after in post-fart bliss. Deep down, this is what all of us dream of.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

just capture a femoid and keep her in the "basement" feed her beans.... profit?

 

[Richard spencer]

Zyros is always in post fart bliss.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Wtf? I can't even fart in front of my own parents, I just excuse myself to the bathroom or outside, I'd expect my gf to have the same manners. You sick fetishist.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Im okay with not experiencing that.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Wtf? I can't even fart in front of my own parents, I just excuse myself to the bathroom or outside, I'd expect my gf to have the same manners. You sick fetishist.

Well your parents also don't suck your dick. I hope not anyways.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Just don't fart in front of people lol
I don't get that. Even with best friends I don't fart in front of them nor do they fart in front of me, that's weird, awkward, and disgusting.

 

[Robinxyz]

Imagine having hot sex in the morning or having your girlfriend waking you up witth a blow job. My God, the things we missed. Pass me the rope, boyo.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Just don't fart in front of people lol
I don't get that. Even with best friends I don't fart in front of them nor do they fart in front of me, that's weird, awkward, and disgusting.

If you marry someone and sleep in the same bed it's inevitable.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Just don't fart in front of people lol
I don't get that. Even with best friends I don't fart in front of them nor do they fart in front of me, that's weird, awkward, and disgusting.

This.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

This.

You necro'd a 1 month old post to say this shit?

 

[Deleted member 677]

You necro'd a 1 month old post to say this shit?

Yep. I was just thinking about this thread.

 

[caffeine455]

bodily functions of my own even are bothersome for me. I am not sure no matter how close I feel to a female, I could be comfortable with stuff like farting.

 

[last_man]

>tfw no braphog gf

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

 

[IronMike]

Wtf? I can't even fart in front of my own parents, I just excuse myself to the bathroom or outside, I'd expect my gf to have the same manners. You sick fetishist.

this, I'm so high inhib I can't even fart infront of my family. Everyone else does it, except me.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Zyros is always in post fart bliss.

No one's posted this in a while.

 

[Evildoer]

Im okay with not experiencing that.

 

[Deleted member 60]

it's also a sign that she's letting herself go, which isn't something to celebrate.

Zyros is always in post fart bliss.

lmaoo

 

[Mainländer]

Im okay with not experiencing that.

 

[Red Shambhala]

The idea of a girl being nervous around me, wanting to impress me, being in love with me, feeling inferior to me, not daring to fart but trying to be, look, behave as cute, sweet and sexy as humanly possible is much more exciting to me than the idea of her being so relaxed around me that she just farts. I bet most foids wouldn't mind farting and picking their noses in front of incels.

 

[Deleted member 677]

The idea of a girl being nervous around me, wanting to impress me, being in love with me, feeling inferior to me, not daring to fart but trying to be, look, behave as cute, sweet and sexy as humanly possible is much more exciting to me than the idea of her being so relaxed around me that she just farts. I bet most foids wouldn't mind farting and picking their noses in front of incels.

 

[Itsoverboyos]

Well your parents also don't suck your dick. I hope not anyways.

Can you stop making assumptions about other people's lives?



/s

 

[Kointo1]

Zyros is always in post fart bliss.

 

[Deleted member 677]

>tfw no braphog gf

Kek

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

Zyros is always in post fart bliss.

 

[Rice Cel]

No one's posted this in a while.

Lmao I remember this back when I was just a lurker. Was this from fall 2017?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Correct, but there is a corollary to this theory:

If an unrelated woman farts, picks her nose, cleans her nails, wears pajamas, never bother to look decent in front of you then it definitely means she treats you like her betabux-slave/close-friend/brother (i.e. she feels 0 sexual attraction for you). Similar thing should be understood if she calls you "dude", "buddy", "bro", "man" (not "my man") etc.

No one's posted this in a while.

I will never understand this meme, I am completely out of the loop from this fucking zyros-nigga-fart thing. Could someone please explain what the actual fuck is this?

 

[Redpill Robert]

Correct, but there is a corollary to this theory:

If an unrelated woman farts, picks her nose, cleans her nails, wears pajamas, never bother to look decent in front of you then it definitely means she treats you like her betabux-slave/close-friend/brother (i.e. she feels 0 sexual attraction for you). Similar thing should be understood if she calls you "dude", "buddy", "bro", "man" (not "my man") etc.

That's true to an extent but idk. Do you REALLY think ElderChad's wife of 10 years doesn't fart and wear pajamas around him?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

That's true to an extent but idk. Do you REALLY think ElderChad's wife of 10 years doesn't fart and wear pajamas around him?

That's why I said "unrelated woman".

 

[BlkPillPres]

just capture a femoid and keep her in the "basement" feed her beans.... profit?

 

[Cuck-Damage]

I thought OP had fart porn fetish

 

[Deleted member 677]

I thought OP had fart porn fetish

Lol he probably does.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Lol he probably does.

I do.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Pin this to important threads tbh

 

[tehgymcel420]

This feels so long ago.

 

[Neggr]

Wtf? I can't even fart in front of my own parents, I just excuse myself to the bathroom or outside, I'd expect my gf to have the same manners. You sick fetishist.

 

[Rambocel]

just capture a femoid and keep her in the "basement" feed her beans.... profit?

Based Fritlzmaxxing bro

 

[Petrus]

Tbh id be fine with getting a femoid who actually truly loves me, but id prefer her to respect me enough to not stink up the place

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 34301]

Weird and gross, only normies are obsessed with farting. When I was a child I was always so annoyed at the other little kids laughing at that stuff while it was just unfunny.

 

[Longbowman]

Incels are out of touch with reality, this thread shows it.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Incels are out of touch with reality, this thread shows it.

@Diocel @TheDarkEnigma @ERadicator @JosefMengelecel thoughts?

 

[AllanKing]

seems
@UninspiredGuy1
is another account of OP，he dig this dated thread again and again

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Wtf? I can't even fart in front of my own parents, I just excuse myself to the bathroom or outside, I'd expect my gf to have the same manners. You sick fetishist.

this.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Over if your girlfriend does not fart in front of you

 

[Deleted member 4999]

seems
@UninspiredGuy1
is another account of OP，he dig this dated thread again and again

It seems @AllanKing has autism

 

[rope2cope]

Bump

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Bump