most of us will end up dead at an early age

[mylifeistrash]

most of us will die before 40

 

[nausea]

38 here

 

[lostcel]

increased cortisol levels and stress lower ur lifespan, the longer you spend on this board the shorter your life gets

 

[Dekim]

As someone with 2 failed suicide attempts ... ill stay on this forum 24/7 if that will make me die in my sleep.

 

[sorrowfulsad]

38 here

Holy shit. I cant even imagine how much wisdom your genius has acquired in that time. How couldnt you not have a mental break down?

 

[nausea]

38 here

Holy shit. I cant even imagine how much wisdom your genius has acquired in that time. How couldnt you not have a mental break down?

2 attempts failed

 

[lostcel]

As someone with 2 failed suicide attempts ... ill stay on this forum 24/7 if that will make me die in my sleep.

how exactly do you fail suicide? sounds like you didnt really wanna die

 

[Dekim]

how exactly do you fail suicide? sounds like you didnt really wanna die

Both time i was stopped by some random strangers. 

First time i was taking my time on the ledge of a building (it's not as easy as some of you think) and some random dude came out of his apartment and grabed me. 

Second time i jumped in the ocean (i can't swim so that seemed like a prety good option), but soon after i jumped 2 curry cells came out of nowhere and got in the water and took me out. They were punjabi to be more precise, we had a bit of a chat after that.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

I will rope on my 30th birthday I swear.

 

[subsaharan]

personally i'm in no rush

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Almost 41, not virgin though but different times so tindercel in a way.
Will kms soonish.

 

[NutNotBusted]

At 25 it is over, I will rope nyself

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

God willing. But knowing my luck, I will probably live to become 100. It's gonna be a long and lonely road boyos..