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Blackpill Most of us will "Ascend" by being a drunk foids sloppy seconds.

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All the time on looksmaxxing, careermaxxing and albeit feeble attempts at statusmaxxing will come to nothing. We'll all end up like Aziz Ansari, the one drunk chick in any social setting chooses us all out of pure luck. The next day she awakens to see this disgusting sub 6 in her bed who gymcelled and gelled his hair to try to look more attractive and tells you to gtfo out of her place. That is not ascending, true ascension is that a woman is actually attracted to you physically and emotionally. Chad automatically gets girls physically attracted to him because of his looks and because of the halo effect more women will emotionally fall for him. TL;DR: It's Over, most of us will not ascend.
 
dude, Zyzz is chadiest of Chads, i could prob achieve a two times better physique if I juiced tho
JFL @ zyzz being sub 6. Hes mogging Jeffy brah. I bet @Brahcel , doesn't even know who zyzz is.
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That is not ascending, true ascension is that a woman is actually attracted to you physically and emotionally

I will have that with my Nipponese waifu.

Happy
 
i FEEL LIKE AN ABSOLUTE RETARD
IM sorry @Brahcel you're the new misc lord
how the fuck has aziz ansari gymceled tho lol
 
i FEEL LIKE AN ABSOLUTE RETARD
IM sorry @Brahcel you're the new misc lord
how the fuck has aziz ansari gymceled tho lol

I didn't say he's a gymcel i said the situation he got in could happen to us, or we could just get lucky by fucking some drunk chick and her running away the next day when she's sober enough to rate us.
 
Most of us are going to ascend by being betabux. It’s safer if you screw around with a drunk chick when you’re sub~8. You could get accused of rape and sent to jail.
I will ascend becoming an famous rapper, not betabuxing u.u
 
I didn't say he's a gymcel i said the situation he got in could happen to us, or we could just get lucky by fucking some drunk chick and her running away the next day when she's sober enough to rate us.
got it mate
 
I’d have to actually go to a part or bar first something that I have little motivation to do
 
You're saying if it's a drunk chick fucking down it doesn't count? That's bullshit. You don't get to invent the rules. (Or maybe it doesn't count as ascending unless she's your true love AND she's a virgin AND she has lower than 15% body fat...)

If you're an incel and you get lucky and some drunk chick takes you home, boom, you've ascended, now you're no longer an incel. That's how it works. Sex that isn't done based on money or physical force with a live human female counts as ascending, and means the person isn't an incel any longer. And good for them btw, no disrespect to any incel who ascends.
 
I can't even get drunk foids FML.
 
You're saying if it's a drunk chick fucking down it doesn't count? That's bullshit. You don't get to invent the rules. (Or maybe it doesn't count as ascending unless she's your true love AND she's a virgin AND she has lower than 15% body fat...)

If you're an incel and you get lucky and some drunk chick takes you home, boom, you've ascended, now you're no longer an incel. That's how it works. Sex that isn't done based on money or physical force with a live human female counts as ascending, and means the person isn't an incel any longer. And good for them btw, no disrespect to any incel who ascends.

This. If you get so lucky just audio record the whole thing and ask her multiple times during the sex if she wants it or if she wants you to stop so you have it on record to prevent a jail sentence when she realizes how low your SMV is.
 

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