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Serious Most of us only need to fix one flaw to be fuckable.

voiceoftreason

voiceoftreason

Why the long midface?
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Whether that be a rhinoplasty or ortho or even just not eating like a fucking pig most of us only need to fix one feature in our face/body to be pushed into normie status.

I could argue that even most curries here just need to skin-bleach and ascend into sand-nigger / low class medi status, it's not much but like one incel said: "going up 1 point in SMV can change your entire standard of life"

I refuse to believe that every single incel here is blackops2cel tier. It takes shitty breeding, REALLY shitty breeding, to look like that. I'm talking about 2 whole generations of subhumans reproducing from both the father and mother's side or the mother giving birth to you at 40+ yrs.
In a majority normie world, at least 1 of your parents/grandparents must have been a normie.

Now I'm not here to gatekeep and tell everyone they're V O L C E L.
Even though it's one feature, fixing it could cost an arm and a leg or you could literally lose half your face if the operation botches and I understand that. But it doesn't revoke the fact that 65% of the users here need to only change one thing to ascend into normie status.

The main thing you should take home from this isn't how you need to "just go fix yourself bro" but how shit foids are even at sexual selection. You're being rejected from sex because of one feature that has a 50% chance of not even being passed on to her offspring, and even if it does, their other features will halo them off anyways, if the offspring is female then it doesn't even matter because of juggernaut law. Yet 4/10 foids are freely allowed to turn a would-be 8/10 Chad into a 6/10 normie because they get Chad's sperm either way.
 
My main flaws are jaw and norwooding.
 
Height and good jawline is what I need the most
 
  1. high
  2. skin.
  3. face.
  4. dick.

And I'm still like 4-5/10.
 
I only need a head transplant
 
I need several. Eye area is main one though
 
I need a jaw surgery only
 
I need an entirely new skeleton and skull to be fuckable. In other words..... It's over for me. :feelsrope::feelscry:
 
My eye area and nose are both fucking terrible, jaw is pretty bad, cheekbones are undefined, my face looks fat even when I'm bordering on having an underweight BMI and I can see my ribcage, my midface is too long, my forehead is massive and disproportionate, and my hair is subhuman carpet textured(although at least I have hair so at least that could be worse).

I just all around look like shit from the neck up.
Also getting/am too old for it to matter.
This. By the time I can fix at least some of this, I'll be a wizard.
 
(although at least I have hair so at least that could be worse).

:feelsrope::cryfeels:

You had to pour salt on my wounds.
 
My cheekbones are crap. Wide, prominent but low.

I think if my cheekbones are replaced I can look decent.
 
Well good to know that I'm one of the 35% who needs to be fixed in various departments or I'll remain a truecel
 
Correct, and that flaw is my DNA.
 
That's true. A rhinoplasty and a better hairstyle would save me.
 
It takes shitty breeding, REALLY shitty breeding, to look like that. I'm talking about 2 whole generations of subhumans reproducing from both the father and mother's side or the mother giving birth to you at 40+ yrs.
Hardcore cope, it is a lottery. Many incels, even truecels have good looking siblings and parents, extended family and so on. Also consider environmental pollution and toxicity of all kinds.
 
Hardcore cope, it is a lottery. Many incels, even truecels have good looking siblings. Also consider environmental pollution and toxicity of all kinds.
In a family of truecels, 1 in 6 children is going to end up as a Chad, that's genetic recombination at work, and most of the time, it rarely happens. Anecdotal occurances don't break the statistic otherwise we'd all have to take IT's "I know this one ugly guy who gets laid" posts seriously.

Also consider environmental pollution and toxicity of all kinds.
Cope. Chad can bath in radiocative waste and still mog you. It's all in the bones.
 
height 5'5
penis 13 cm
brown skin
irritating voice
Asperger's personality, with neurotic tendencies
fine wrists
baldness principle

tell me there what is the problem that I need to correct to be a normie.
 
I atleast inherited a robust skull from my dad. I need a nose job for sure. Also my babyface gets me little to no respect. Foid cashiers still make jokes whenever i buy alcohol. Shit like "Now show me your real id Sweaty"
 
I need more height, a brand new eye area, and a brand new head of hair to be a normie in 2019. There are other flaws as well, but they're comparatively minor, not terminal like the ones those three would fix.
 
Autism can’t be fixed
 
  • height (5ft10 > 6ft) Can't afford the $75'000 it costs in Azerbaijan. I don't think they operate on 5ft10 men anyway.
  • jawline (can't afford)
  • norwood vertex laser (too costly $14'000)
  • thin small joints (can't do anything)
  • PTraining body - can do something but i'm not fat
 
6 for me to be Chad:

Height
Face
Penis
Skin
Frame
Autism

But I guess only 1 to be Chadlite:

Face

So yeah I guess you're right, OP
 
this thread is too funny
thx for the laugh :feelshaha:
 
I refuse to believe that every single incel here is blackops2cel tier.
Jfl St. BO2cel unironically mogs by a decent amount.
This thread doesnt belong here OP, most of us have several very low tier features that culminate into being ugly, few people here have just one abosoulute death sentence feature.
 
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