Most fucked up thing that has ever happened to you?

[Octopusgun2]

i once stuck a q tip wrapped in steel wool down my cawk. it got stuck and I was freaking out. After I exhausted all my options I knew what I had to do. I pulled as hard as I could and just ripped it out. Unfortunately the urethra is rather fragile and when I pulled it out it was completely red with little bits of flesh in the wool. There was so much blood. I screamed in agony and quickly passed out.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Why the fuck would you stick that down your dick?

 

[Indari]

being born

 

[blickpall]

Why the fuck would you stick that down your dick?

 

[BlackPill47]

Finding my mother dead in our kitchen two years, five months and two weeks ago. My life ended on that day too, but I cannot understand why I am still alive. I long for death to reunite us.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Had some important documents annexed from some old bitter lady and it really did messed, or fucked up my life to this day.

 

[Deleted member 1499]

Finding my mother dead in our kitchen two years, five months and two weeks ago. My life ended on that day too, but I cannot understand why I am still alive. I long for death to reunite us.

Jesus. What happened?

 

[BlackPill47]

Jesus. What happened?

The biggest shock of my life. The inquest judged that she passed out and stopped breathing in the middle of the night. I gave her heart massage whilst I wailed down the phone, though it was no use as she had been dead for hours. I should have jumped to my death when the paramedics confirmed her as dead. I started my first paid job five weeks later and passed my apprenticeship before going back on NEETbux. I want death, but I cannot sui in case I am not reunited with her and my Dad. They wouldn't want me to sui, so I am stuck in this purgatory on my own until death releases me. FML.

 

[Deleted member 1499]

The biggest shock of my life. The inquest judged that she passed out and stopped breathing in the middle of the night. I gave her heart massage whilst I wailed down the phone, though it was no use as she had been dead for hours. I should have jumped to my death when the paramedics confirmed her as dead. I started my first paid job five weeks later and passed my apprenticeship before going back on NEETbux. I want death, but I cannot sui in case I am not reunited with her and my Dad. They wouldn't want me to sui, so I am stuck in this purgatory on my own until death releases me. FML.

I'm sorry for your loss.

 

[Sub8Hate]

The biggest shock of my life. The inquest judged that she passed out and stopped breathing in the middle of the night. I gave her heart massage whilst I wailed down the phone, though it was no use as she had been dead for hours. I should have jumped to my death when the paramedics confirmed her as dead. I started my first paid job five weeks later and passed my apprenticeship before going back on NEETbux. I want death, but I cannot sui in case I am not reunited with her and my Dad. They wouldn't want me to sui, so I am stuck in this purgatory on my own until death releases me. FML.

Despair not, friend, for our Lord Saint blackops2cel did blesseth you in this life with such a family, and such a thing is more precious than the holiest of pussies that smell and taste of berries and cream.

 

[Deleted member 195]

Finding my mother dead in our kitchen two years, five months and two weeks ago. My life ended on that day too, but I cannot understand why I am still alive. I long for death to reunite us.

Damn. Once my mother is gone, i'm gone. Sorry about your mother man even if you are a nazicel

 

[BlackPill47]

Thanks, brahs.

 

[Bri8564]

Most fucked up thing that happened..... Idk when I was a small child in the McDonald's play area an older girl (teen or something i think) almost strangled me to death before intervention. Something else i guess was while i was in high school someone texted me claiming to be a dead family member i was close to and was mocking him. Idk i have more fucked up moments but Idk which is the most.

 

[opsec]

op youre fucking insane get help.

but ive seen stabbings, shootings

live in bad city.

 

[dardycunt]

Damn. Once my mother is gone, i'm gone. Sorry about your mother man even if you are a nazicel

Hitler was extremely distraught when his mother died too.

 

[blickpall]

Hitler was extremely distraught when his mother died too.

Wow look at this cucktears poster, calling an incel literally Hitler.

NORMIE OUT RRREEEEE

 

[BlackPill47]

I'm in good company then; top kek.

I can certainly understand why Adolf volunteered for hazardous duties during WW1 like being a runner for messages; I think he had something of a death wish. Only after the war and the injustice of the Versailles Treaty finally gave him purpose in his life.