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most embarrassing crush story?

Ramiel

Ramiel

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Just wondering since it would be interesting to hear how miserable it was
 
It was my crushes birthday and all my friends were congratulating her during the break at school, and all the guys were kissing her on the cheek (as is a custom), and I was so scared that I'd have to do that too that I quickly went to the bathroom and waited until the whole thing was over. So missed my chance to kiss her because of being too high inhib/socially phobic
 
Got told by my crush that I was even lower value than the guy I percieved to be lowest value in the entire grade year. Pretty fucked considering me and her were pretty friendly and would regularly chat shit. Both me and that guy are truecels now and that girl went on to be in like 12+ relationships before 20 so I guess she was right.

It was my crushes birthday and all my friends were congratulating her during the break at school, and all the guys were kissing her on the cheek (as is a custom), and I was so scared that I'd have to do that too that I quickly went to the bathroom and waited until the whole thing was over. So missed my chance to kiss her because of being too high inhib/socially phobic
Probably for the best my dude. She would have probably gone all "ewww gross" and shit and everyone would have laughed at you regardless of customs.
 
Got told by my crush that I was even lower value than the guy I percieved to be lowest value in the entire grade year. Pretty fucked considering me and her were pretty friendly and would regularly chat shit. Both me and that guy are truecels now and that girl went on to be in like 12+ relationships before 20 so I guess she was right.


Probably for the best my dude. She would have probably gone all "ewww gross" and shit and everyone would have laughed at you regardless of customs.
Don't think so, she was pretty kind and said she thought I was very funny and we had a close connection. But I was too high inhib/mentalcel in highschool to ever ask her out, so I missed a golden opportunity. I felt heartbreak for days when I didn't get to see her anymore
 
Don't think so, she was pretty kind and said she thought I was very funny and we had a close connection. But I was too high inhib/mentalcel in highschool to ever ask her out, so I missed a golden opportunity. I felt heartbreak for days when I didn't get to see her anymore
If she was truly kind then it is sad that you didn't take the plunge. Probably would have said no but any form of positive female relationship is a rare gift these days.
 
I'm the big nose weak jaw incel
 
It was my crushes birthday and all my friends were congratulating her during the break at school, and all the guys were kissing her on the cheek (as is a custom), and I was so scared that I'd have to do that too that I quickly went to the bathroom and waited until the whole thing was over. So missed my chance to kiss her because of being too high inhib/socially phobic
Your ego protected you from the pain of humilation andcrejection.
 
If she was truly kind then it is sad that you didn't take the plunge. Probably would have said no but any form of positive female relationship is a rare gift these days.
Yes maybe. Later on my best friend friends facebook page I saw that he, her and another girl did a reunion, but I wasn't invited. At the photos they all stared into space like the were missing something or didn't have fun. I think because I was basically the glue that held them together in the first place, I thought that was obvious, but whatever, if they want to exclude me let them do it. People are dishonest and if you are a mentalcel or don't use your facebook they find it easier to just avoid you, even if it doesn't make sense.

And highschool were my good years jfl, college was just a downwards spiral romantically
Your ego protected you from the pain of humilation andcrejection.
I would have terrible fear of blushing and if I had stayed my face would probably have gone super red and I wanted to avoid that. My blushing was very visible. Would have been a painful memory maybe
 
Just wondering since it would be interesting to hear how miserable it was
A girl I was totally focused on when I was 18, invited me at her home to help her with something, but I don't remember what it was, informatics maybe ?

So I helped her and she was happy, and told me to stay for dinner, and she asked her mother if it was possible, and her mother told "Yeaaah why not...". And her mother made pasta with pinneapple. I'm pretty sure it's a crime in some countries. It tasted atrociously.

But it wasn't the biggest problem. The father of this foid was here too, 40 years-old guy. I saw him in the corridor, a massive guy. He was playing a videogame in some bedroom, like Battlefield or Medal of Honor, and I saw that he was losing. So I told him : "It seems the ennemy is stronger than you !"

During the dinner, I learnt that he was the colonel commanding of the local military base. The dinner was really silent.
 
Nothing unusual but in 8th grade I told a latina chick that I liked her. Then she said I was too short and asian. Said she only dated tall athletic guys.
 
It was my crushes birthday and all my friends were congratulating her during the break at school, and all the guys were kissing her on the cheek (as is a custom), and I was so scared that I'd have to do that too that I quickly went to the bathroom and waited until the whole thing was over. So missed my chance to kiss her because of being too high inhib/socially phobic
hate it when that happens. My crush (a nice person tbh, not the one from the story) wanted to take a picture with me but I was too late so I missed it, but then she wanted to meet me at a party "as friends" but my parents didn't want me to go.
Then she said I was too short and asian. Said she only dated tall athletic guys.
at least shes honest, and doesn't give you the "you're not my type, I dated your friend, etc."
 
Don't think so, she was pretty kind and said she thought I was very funny and we had a close connection. But I was too high inhib/mentalcel in highschool to ever ask her out, so I missed a golden opportunity. I felt heartbreak for days when I didn't get to see her anymore
Women are experts at virtue signalling. "Oh, you are very funny". In reality "Omg, why people like these exist?".
 
Got told by my crush that I was even lower value than the guy I percieved to be lowest value in the entire grade year. Pretty fucked considering me and her were pretty friendly and would regularly chat shit. Both me and that guy are truecels now and that girl went on to be in like 12+ relationships before 20 so I guess she was right.


Probably for the best my dude. She would have probably gone all "ewww gross" and shit and everyone would have laughed at you regardless of customs.
jesus christ, the problem with the social totem pole at school is that its basically impossible to move up unless you make a huge impression when meeting new people (i.e. making friends with people from a different middle school when all the schools merge for high school) or by moving away for a year or two and then ascending hard as fuck.

Both are basically impossible. I hate being low value.
He was playing a videogame in some bedroom, like Battlefield or Medal of Honor, and I saw that he was losing. So I told him : "It seems the ennemy is stronger than you !"
we all say stupid shit like that but goddamn he probably hated you.
 
Women are experts at virtue signalling. "Oh, you are very funny". In reality "Omg, why people like these exist?".
I was joking around with my friend and basically doing some kind of random expression/acting and she sort of walked into the convo and for some reason I wasn't high inhib enough at that moment to stop doing it and it also seemed natural and not forced, then as response she said "I think you are very funny". Not like she had a laugh spike but more like she admired it a bit. I think it was genuine because exposing yourself works disarming. That's why low inhib guys alwayd have an advantage because they can be crazy and get a lot of attention and don't feel shy. I'm very high inhib so I have basically only my humour saving me from being completely ignored, it's my only way to sort of blend in.

I would have such good feelings after talking to her, like I was high. Just a small taste of how magical teenage love would probably feel like.
 
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The embarrasing shit i did was talk about pokemon but as i found out it dries foids pussies to the point where it's a desert. But i'm sure she's a nerdy girl when chad is a nerd about pokemon. JFL
the girl would be like "i'm leik such a gamer lul" if it were chad
 

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