Pissedcel
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the most socially retarded, cringe, and embarrassing thing you've done
I also tend to stutter when I'm even slightly nervous life is a living hell when that happensthere's not much since I am usually quiet but I sperged out during a job interview last week. It took my more than 5 seconds to finally be able to say the word I was trying to say. I stuttered like crazy for whatever reason..
sorryone time I was at this foids house I had a crush on and i really had to poop but I knew I'd make a lot of noise so I left and pooped in the bushes and kind of / not really wiped with some leaves and walked home in shame with poop butt
she didn't even notice I left
Fuck, that’s embarrassing af. Same.Usually jestermaxxing before taking a blackpill falls into that category.
one time I was at this foids house I had a crush on and i really had to poop but I knew I'd make a lot of noise so I left and pooped in the bushes and kind of / not really wiped with some leaves and walked home in shame with poop butt
she didn't even notice I left
This thread is very weird so farIt was in 2018, I finally worked up the urge to approach my crush - or atleast I thought. Slowly, I walked up to her table. Her friends noticed me before she did, with faces of disgust and confusion. I finally uttered the words: "H-Hey S-Stacy will you ggo out w-with.. me?". Silence, silence filled the air around us with suspense. Stacy looked at her friends and they looked at her. I heard giggling, then chuckling progressing into full on laughter like Hyenas in front of their prey. The were laughing at me, a subhuman, asking out a foid as good looking as her. I couldn't take the embarrassment, then it happened. I was so nervous that I ended up shitting myself, I couldn't believe that I didn't feel the hot, steaming drops of poo coming from my ass. Looking behind me, I saw a trail, meaning I shat my pants before I approached them, probably out of nervousness.
I ran away, far as I could, but as if the universe hated me, I ended up slipping and fell into one of my droplets of feces. I never went back to school for 4 months after that.
thank yousorry