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Total Imbecile

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Even if we get a gf she wont be adventurous with us, its simply true

Normies and us: vanilla missionary or starfish sex in the dark with condoms

Chad: bj, deepthroating, fisting, anal, sucking his cawk after anal, facials, handjobs, boobjobs, pantyjobs, footjobs, cowgirl, cumeating/swallowing, allowed to come all over while theres a camera filming


Simply brutal...
 
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I would see it on her face how undeserving of having sex she thinks I am.
 
TheSecondComing

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Vanilla missionary is my fetish lol
 
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fuck this shit,im gonna do all those things to foids whether they consent to it or not,fuck dying a virgin.Probs a few days before I rope ill make it all come true
 
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I can accept that if the girl is a virgin. But having vanilla only with some ultra high-mileage whore is a humiliation.
 
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truefaithneworder said:
fuck this shit,im gonna do all those things to foids whether they consent to it or not,fuck dying a virgin.Probs a few days before I rope ill make it all come true
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JFL normie couples are indeed pathetically basic as fuck.
 
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Mainländer said:
I can accept that if the girl is a virgin. But having vanilla only with some ultra high-mileage whore is a humiliation.
 
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I'll take any sex. Vanilla or anything else.
 
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FrustratedWhiteMale said:
I'll take any sex. Vanilla or anything else.
Me too. At this point I’ll take vanilla starfish sex.
 
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Ellsworth said:
Me too. At this point I’ll take vanilla starfish sex.
What is Starfish sex?
 
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no, sorry, but I would not have pity sex like that. she would be doing whatever degenerate shit I ask or im not interested. better incel than cuck.
 
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FrustratedWhiteMale said:
What is Starfish sex?
I think it means the roastie just lies on her back with arms and legs spread out like a starfish.
 
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johnnyb said:
no, sorry, but I would not have pity sex like that. she would be doing whatever degenerate shit I ask or im not interested. better incel than cuck.
Tbh
 
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The irony they believe real life is not like porn you silly incel.
Just take a look of those short clips with real amateurs, not the fake ones.
Poor fucks.
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I really think my girlfriend is in this video can you tell me where you got the clip on the far right at 7:48? It's killing me
 
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TheSecondComing said:
Vanilla missionary is my fetish lol
Same, I don’t really see the point of more hardcore stuff.
 
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if this is what is going on really makes you want to give up. chad gets basically everything.
 
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Are you kidding me? What kind of moral discard would lavishly accept this kind of degenerate lifestyle? I'd rather be volcel. Vanilla sex is the only thing I could possibly enjoy.
 
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Lots of young women are having threesomes these days. Let me repeat myself. They are having thREEEEEsomes!
 
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FrustratedWhiteMale said:
I'll take any sex. Vanilla or anything else.
The only trucel here. Volcel if you seriously would deny missionary sex if being offered with it.
 
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porn has brainwashed you faggot
 
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guess this is why itcucks tell us sex isnt that big of a deal ''its nothing like porn if you tried it you'll find it out its awkward and not the big of a deal''
 
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Sex is sex. Only reason foids and male degenerates need to do all that weird shit is because their pleasure reception is fucked due to overstimulation.
 
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Sex is a shit. Oversocialized brainwashed normies think they need “validation” more than sex, because they are shallow stupid people who cannot understand how “validation” is a socialized characteristic. While we superior unsocialized autistic mentalcel people are looking for our validation, not the one society imposed on us. We learned how to listen to our penis instead to the voices of socialized normies, and we know it’s better to have sex with Stacylites once in a while than living the normie hell everyday with a girlfiend.
 
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I just want to have sex once to see if it's worth continuously pursuing. Sex isn't as enjoyable to normie's because its easy to get it for them
 
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Kinky sex is only reserved for Chad.
For normies its migraines and "I'm just not in the mood hun" mostof the time and the occasional rare missionary in the dark that lasts a couple minutes.
 
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massive cope. lots of normies are perverts.
Total Imbecile said:
pantyjobs
:feelsohh::panties:
 
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That's because the foid isn't attracted to the guy.

Do you really think a foid would only give Chad missionary?
She knows Chad would leave her in a matter of seconds, so tries to keep him sexually entertained.
 
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I'd be happy with vanilla sex and occasional blowjob
 
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Total Imbecile said:
Even if we get a gf she wont be adventurous with us, its simply true

Normies and us: vanilla missionary or starfish sex in the dark with condoms

Chad: bj, deepthroating, fisting, anal, sucking his cawk after anal, facials, handjobs, boobjobs, pantyjobs, footjobs, cowgirl, cumeating/swallowing, allowed to come all over while theres a camera filming


Simply brutal...

That's why I'm okay that I'll never ascend & resign myself to that.

The best I can hope for is not to be a victim of lookism, heightism, ableism, cacophobia, misandry, racism & have one of my copes in escortcelling taken away for good.
 
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I stopped caring about such things...
 
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Hope so, one day. Bj is kinda standard nowadays in any case from what they tell me.
 
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Ellsworth said:
I think it means the roastie just lies on her back with arms and legs spread out like a starfish.
I'll take that.