(Moneymaxx) The story of how I became a Fortune 500 CEO.

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

I walked into the job interview and looked insanely confident and had a smug smirk on my face as I sat down and looked at the interviewer. He was immediately intimidated by me

He asked me "What's your job experience?"

I told him "Never working a single day in my life"

He asked me "Why should we hire you?"

I told him "My special talent is being a lazy NEET piece of shit and never contributing to society and being bankrolled by the government".

He told me "You sound perfect for the job".

 

[solblue]

Good enough to be a dodgy tech ceo

 

[NΩVA]

Go get paid, son.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Good enough to be a dodgy tech ceo

Well this one additionally requires a burning unadulterated and ceaseless hatred of those who will be using your company's technology. I'm pretty sure its in the fine print.

 

[Maikowski]

"Daniel Lord"? Are you that malaysian chink "hiding in my room" traveling around the world fucking girls?

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

 

[kek1]

"I'm a parasite and like sucking value out of society in return for screwing it over. I like making normies suffer just for fun. I hate the rules." Perfect ceo

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

I walked into the job interview and looked insanely confident and had a smug smirk on my face as I sat down and looked at the interviewer. He was immediately intimidated by me

He asked me "What's your job experience?"

I told him "Never working a single day in my life"

He asked me "Why should we hire you?"

I told him "My special talent is being a lazy NEET piece of shit and never contributing to society and being bankrolled by the government".

He told me "You sound perfect for the job".

Forget tech CEO, you are overqualified to be the chairman of the CCP.

 

[mrlunatic]

I walked into the job interview and looked insanely confident and had a smug smirk on my face as I sat down and looked at the interviewer. He was immediately intimidated by me

He asked me "What's your job experience?"

I told him "Never working a single day in my life"

He asked me "Why should we hire you?"

I told him "My special talent is being a lazy NEET piece of shit and never contributing to society and being bankrolled by the government".

He told me "You sound perfect for the job".

Femdomhub.com ceo?