JFL Mom is a 50 year old stacy

[Noixa]

My mom is almost 50 but looks 20 and like a total stacy.

She tells me about a ton of stories of how people give her free shit or the police not giving her tickets because she is hot.

She once told me a story about how a parking lot officer let her not pay and the next day he brought her flowers and some chocolate. Also every time she gets stopped by the police they let her go.

I have to give her props for never making fun of the guys. She also was married twice but never betabuxed the guys even though they were rich.

 

[TheCrock]

How did you turn out ugly? Did your mom fuck some beta billy?

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

Oedipusmaxx

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

has she given signs?

 

[Blacktarpill]

looks 20

Milf?

 

[Insomniac]

Volcel if you wouldn't

 

[TheReaper]

mommy gf confirmed

 

[Deleted member 15752]

How did u turn out incel tho bro

 

[ihaveno1]

My mom is almost 50 but looks 20

nice over exaggerating there boyo, she probably looks 35 at best with a lot of fakeup on.

 

[Noixa]

How did you turn out ugly? Did your mom fuck some beta billy?

How did u turn out incel tho bro

My dad is 5'4'', I ended up 5'9''. Also I have no idea how that happened. I do have some of her features but I guess they look better on a female than on a male. Now I see why people used to think I'm a girl back when I was young. JFL.

Also my dad isn't ugly, he's average.

nice over exaggerating there boyo, she probably looks 35 at best with a lot of fakeup on.

I wouldn't over exaggerate, I hate her. Wish she would have had the life I have.

 

[Cuyen]

mommy gf confirmed

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Oedipusmaxx

mommy gf confirmed

 

[EthnicelNL]

Mommygfmaxx is the way to go.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Volcel if you wouldn't

Milfcel if you would

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

Date her or beg her to do stuff for you. If she says no then rip

 

[AsiaCel]

With most of generic influence from the mother, how did the son end up as incel if the mom is a 'stacy'?

 

[Noixa]

Date her or beg her to do stuff for you. If she says no then rip

What the fuck nigga

With most of generic influence from the mother, how did the son end up as incel if the mom is a 'stacy'?

Gene mutation. Genetic failure

 

[Barry]

why would you talk about your mom on here

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Why mom is a former stacy (60) and dad is a former Chad lite (70)

Then theres my ugly autist ass

 

[Damo the incel]

Why mom is a former stacy (60) and dad is a former Chad lite (70)

Then theres my ugly autist ass

Maybe she had you too old, I know that's what happened me and I came out with all sorts of problems

 

[Ritalincel]

go Er

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Maybe she had you too old, I know that's what happened me and I came out with all sorts of problems

Basically my thinking

 

[Insomniac]

Why mom is a former stacy (60) and dad is a former Chad lite (70)

Then theres my ugly autist ass

Damn your parents are old..

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Damn your parents are old..

Yeah. Im only 23

 

[Juxtaposition6]

tfw no mommygf

 

[Weston404]

Maybe she had you too old, I know that's what happened me and I came out with all sorts of problems

And feminists want women to marry past age 35!

 

[lastchancel]

never betabuxed the guys even though they were rich.

this is an oxymoron

 

[Deleted member 677]

nice over exaggerating there boyo, she probably looks 35 at best with a lot of fakeup on.

 

[Newbie17]

Ngl, this somehow got me semi-hard

 

[StaroRavager]

Oedipusmaxx

 

[Newbie17]

Do you have pics of her? Ngl, only for research purposes

Ded srs

 

[Noixa]

this is an oxymoron

Meaning she never spent or took sny of the money

Do you have pics of her? Ngl, only for research purposes

Ded srs

No nigger. This isn't a /b/ thread.

Basically my thinking

RIP.

 

[Newbie17]

Meaning she never spent or took sny of the money


No nigger. This isn't a /b/ thread.


RIP.

 

[Damo the incel]

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Oedipusmaxx

Kek.

nice over exaggerating there boyo, she probably looks 35 at best with a lot of fakeup on.

This.

 

[Ritalincel]

Oedipusmaxx

 

[KingOfRome]

My dad is 5'4''

My mom is almost 50 but looks 20 and like a total stacy.

How does that add up? Is your dad filthy rich or famous? Because this is life fuel for manlets if he isn't.

 

[Noixa]

How does that add up? Is your dad filthy rich or famous? Because this is life fuel for manlets if he isn't.

He isn't but I live in Eastern Europe so people are still pretty old school

 

[SA incel life]

yeah why are moms so fucking ugly

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Ngl, this somehow got me semi-hard

I got boner

 

[RopeMaXXer]

My mom is almost 50 but looks 20 and like a total stacy.

She tells me about a ton of stories of how people give her free shit or the police not giving her tickets because she is hot.

She once told me a story about how a parking lot officer let her not pay and the next day he brought her flowers and some chocolate. Also every time she gets stopped by the police they let her go.

I have to give her props for never making fun of the guys. She also was married twice but never betabuxed the guys even though they were rich.

Dude hook me up with your mom

 

[Michael15651]

How did you turn out ugly? Did your mom fuck some beta billy?

 

[Newbie17]

I got boner

You are a healthy, normal man ngl

 

[IHateMySelf]

Pics of your mom or fake and gay.

 

[FrothySolutions]

>Mom is Stacy at 50 years old
>Not an ex-Stacy, presently Stacy, at 50 years old
>Dad is 5 foot 4

Alright, here's what you do. You can't post pictures of your mom here. But you can on Looksmax. That's where you go. Because I've heard some tales in my time, but Bah Gahd.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Attractive parents are always going to have attractive children.

 

[TheSlippwrySeal]

Oedipusmaxx

 

[Inceldo]

Bragging

 

[Noixa]

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Alright, here's what you do. You can't post pictures of your mom here. But you can on Looksmax. That's where you go. Because I've heard some tales in my time, but Bah Gahd.

Not life fuel for manlets. My country is an old school one. Feminism is not a thing here, LGBT shit is shamed, women are less AWALT (because of society, not nature), there's pretty much only men in power.

It's over for shortamericancels

 

[Cuyen]

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Attractive parents are always going to have attractive children.

not really. genetic lottery is a thing and its over if you dont win it