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[Fantasea]

I stole a kid's juice box 19 years ago

 

[Paladin]

I was gonna say there's lefrenchcel but he's been gone for 40 minutes

 

[Sewer Sloth]

I stole pencils in middle school desu

 

[Fantasea]

I was gonna say there's lefrenchcel but he's been gone for 40 minutes

he's one of the only mods I can be sure of that wouldn't ban me over trivial shit.

 

[Grodd]

I asked for a pencil from a classmate 11 years ago and never gave it back

 

[Paladin]

I stole pencils in middle school desu

I used to steal toys from my school when I was 5

 

[Paladin]

Waiting for someone to bragpost here

 

[Hoor Al-Ayn]

not to brag but I'm a fed

 

[PersonalityChad]

I jaywalked once

 

[Fantasea]

I jaywalked once

just once?

 

[PersonalityChad]

just once?

Yes, the guilt was just too brutal so i never did it again

 

[Fantasea]

Yes, the guilt was just too brutal so i never did it again

I'm sure the Lord has forgiven you

 

[glutty]

I jaywalked once

i jaywalk all the time

 

[PersonalityChad]

I'm sure the Lord has forgiven you

Lifefuel

i jaywalk all the time

What a rebel

 

[glutty]

What a rebel

crimemaxxing i mean always doing fun and legal things

 

[Cheap fuck]

I stole a classmate's Pokemon cards in 4th grade after I saw him flexxing with them.

 

[kay']

I stole a kid's juice box 19 years ago

Based

 

[Fantasea]

Based

wdym based? im damn sure that kid prayed that I live a life as hollow as my heart that very day.

 

[kay']

wdym based? im damn sure that kid prayed that I live a life as hollow as my heart that very day.

so you mean he did nothing

 

[Fantasea]

so you mean he did nothing

immediately after I stole it?

 

[kay']

immediately after I stole it?

You said he prayed to curse your life aka did nothing

 

[Fantasea]

You said he prayed to curse your life aka did nothing

he tried to take it back but I hit him. I was a terrible kid. well he's probably slaying now while im here.

 

[kay']

he tried to take it back but I hit him. I was a terrible kid. well he's probably slaying now while im here.

Gg

 

[Paladin]

Fat Link
11:11 manifest with Fat Link and Grotesque.
Joined Jul 31, 2019
Last seen 22 minutes ago

 

[weaselbomber]

I stole pencils in middle school desu

I stole them even in high school. I still have some of them

 

[Scatius Deletus]

#	Crime	✓
1	Torturing a child to death	81
2	Burning a family alive inside their home	12
3	Serial rape-murder across multiple cities	47
4	Skinning a victim alive as a form of revenge	33
5	Burying someone alive for amusement	76
6	Forcing a pet to maul a toddler to death	19
7	Organ harvesting from kidnapped civilians	92
8	Gang-raping a nun during religious service	58
9	Executing schoolchildren during a livestream	9
10	Dismembering a spouse and feeding them to family	64
11	Acid attacks that permanently disfigure strangers	28
12	Planting a bomb in a crowded hospital	70
13	Using disabled children as human shields in war	43
14	Cannibalizing a victim and mailing body parts to their family	86
15	Locking a victim in a cage to die of dehydration	25
16	Repeatedly abusing and starving elderly parents to death	17
17	Filming torture porn with non-consenting captives	99
18	Blinding innocent bystanders with lye for sport	36
19	Drowning a group of random people for a “social experiment”	5
20	Forcing a child to commit suicide through relentless psychological torment	61

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

i jaywalk all the time

 

[Acorn]

I've killed a human being

 

[glutty]

#	Crime	✓
1	Torturing a child to death	81
2	Burning a family alive inside their home	12
3	Serial rape-murder across multiple cities	47
4	Skinning a victim alive as a form of revenge	33
5	Burying someone alive for amusement	76
6	Forcing a pet to maul a toddler to death	19
7	Organ harvesting from kidnapped civilians	92
8	Gang-raping a nun during religious service	58
9	Executing schoolchildren during a livestream	9
10	Dismembering a spouse and feeding them to family	64
11	Acid attacks that permanently disfigure strangers	28
12	Planting a bomb in a crowded hospital	70
13	Using disabled children as human shields in war	43
14	Cannibalizing a victim and mailing body parts to their family	86
15	Locking a victim in a cage to die of dehydration	25
16	Repeatedly abusing and starving elderly parents to death	17
17	Filming torture porn with non-consenting captives	99
18	Blinding innocent bystanders with lye for sport	36
19	Drowning a group of random people for a “social experiment”	5
20	Forcing a child to commit suicide through relentless psychological torment	61

 

[Fantasea]

I've killed a human being

women do that for a living am I suppose to be impressed?

 

[Acorn]

women do that for a living am I suppose to be impressed?

Shiet

 

[Fantasea]

Total: 67 (Incels: 23, Bluepillers: 44)

Feds really want us to fess up

 

[TheCatMan]

I stole a kid's juice box 19 years ago

I stole a kids pencil box in 4th grade.

 

[TheCatMan]

I used to stick my gum on the door handle to my Spanish teachers classroom

 

[TheCatMan]

I pooped my pants in gym class and when I kicked it out of my pant leg some slow kid on a little cart thing rolled through it and got blamed.

 

[TheCatMan]

At my first job I clogged the toilet and made a mess with the toilet paper. The next day there was sticky notes with instructions on it on how to use the bathroom. No one knew it was me.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

I stole a classmate's Pokemon cards in 4th grade after I saw him flexxing with them.

I also tried stealing Pokemon cards in either 3rd or 4th grade but they caught me, and it was just some random kids', I have no idea whose bag that was.

 

[Paladin]

#	Crime	✓
1	Torturing a child to death	81
2	Burning a family alive inside their home	12
3	Serial rape-murder across multiple cities	47
4	Skinning a victim alive as a form of revenge	33
5	Burying someone alive for amusement	76
6	Forcing a pet to maul a toddler to death	19
7	Organ harvesting from kidnapped civilians	92
8	Gang-raping a nun during religious service	58
9	Executing schoolchildren during a livestream	9
10	Dismembering a spouse and feeding them to family	64
11	Acid attacks that permanently disfigure strangers	28
12	Planting a bomb in a crowded hospital	70
13	Using disabled children as human shields in war	43
14	Cannibalizing a victim and mailing body parts to their family	86
15	Locking a victim in a cage to die of dehydration	25
16	Repeatedly abusing and starving elderly parents to death	17
17	Filming torture porn with non-consenting captives	99
18	Blinding innocent bystanders with lye for sport	36
19	Drowning a group of random people for a “social experiment”	5
20	Forcing a child to commit suicide through relentless psychological torment	61

 

[LeFrenchCel]

#	Crime	✓
1	Torturing a child to death	81
2	Burning a family alive inside their home	12
3	Serial rape-murder across multiple cities	47
4	Skinning a victim alive as a form of revenge	33
5	Burying someone alive for amusement	76
6	Forcing a pet to maul a toddler to death	19
7	Organ harvesting from kidnapped civilians	92
8	Gang-raping a nun during religious service	58
9	Executing schoolchildren during a livestream	9
10	Dismembering a spouse and feeding them to family	64
11	Acid attacks that permanently disfigure strangers	28
12	Planting a bomb in a crowded hospital	70
13	Using disabled children as human shields in war	43
14	Cannibalizing a victim and mailing body parts to their family	86
15	Locking a victim in a cage to die of dehydration	25
16	Repeatedly abusing and starving elderly parents to death	17
17	Filming torture porn with non-consenting captives	99
18	Blinding innocent bystanders with lye for sport	36
19	Drowning a group of random people for a “social experiment”	5
20	Forcing a child to commit suicide through relentless psychological torment	61

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