Experiment Modern trolley problem

[Sergeant Kelly]

The dillema runs as follows: Lucina from Fire Emblem is rapidly approaching Peppa Pig
(artist's rendition):

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[Krobus]

Peppa pigs me

 

[Paladin]

Can I ascend with lucina if I kill peppa?

 

[Sergeant Kelly]

Can I ascend with lucina if I kill peppa?

You'll have to infer that based on your own experiences and traits. But she would be appeased indeed.
However, you'd have to consider that even if you ascended with her, the Spider Man would not be happy about it, so you could potentially enter conflict with the Marvel hero.

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

I would kill them both, enjoy Peppa Pig as a source of nourishment and take dirty pics of Lucina's lifeless body.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

d) Kill and rape both in Minecraft

 

[Sergeant Kelly]

d) Kill and rape both in Minecraft

I would kill them both, enjoy Peppa Pig as a source of nourishment and take dirty pics of Lucina's lifeless body.

You can't kill both, that would be like riding over both tracks in the original trolley problem.

 

[veryrare]

You can't kill both, that would be like riding over both tracks in the original trolley problem.

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Ok fine
I don't know who Lucina is but I'll kill her I guess

 

[JKlancecaster069]

C

 

[Emba]

I can't afford the trolley =/= I'd rather walk

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

No clue about fire emblem but between a woman and a pig, I'm siding with the pig

 

[Multicell]

mmm choices...

Lucina is Savior of the Future, traveles back in time to prevent catastrophic events that dooms the world, master of the legendary Falchion sword, capable of defeating dragons and evil forces. She is a beloved Hero ensuring the survival of many people. If she dies, the timeline could collapse into ruin.

Peppa Pig, young, cheerful pig who just wants to play and learn. Inspiring young children across the world, helps teach kids about friendship, teamwork, and curiosity.

Tough, but I am hungry,
I'll pick this:

Pulled Peppa Sandwich
BBQ Peppa Skewers
"Oink-End" Ribs

And then Invite Lucina for a Peppa-roni Pizza and netflix

 

[starystulejarz]

Kill pepa and make dinner out of her and fuck green foid

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

Dunno what to do since I don't really know either of them.

I can't afford the trolley =/= I'd rather walk

 

[Manlet]

No clue about fire emblem but between a woman and a pig, I'm siding with the pig

 

[GeckoBus]

The dillema runs as follows: Lucina from Fire Emblem is rapidly approaching Peppa Pig
(artist's rendition):

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@WorthlessSlavicShit @Stupid Clown @Multicell @LastGerman @OutcompetedByRoomba @GeckoBus @Uggo Mongo @Friezacel @ItsovERfucks @Subhuman Niceguy @PolskiKartofel @curryboy420 @SupremeAutist @starystulejarz @Fat Link @smegma producer @Emba

i love that image, its like saint george slaugherting the dragon.