Discussion modern toilets suck

[wei#3959]

modern toilets suck. it's much easier to defecate while squatting rather than sitting on one.

there's probably other things that exist that are supposed to be "modern" and "civilized", but are actually counter intuitive.

you'll never be able to get past our biology though. but yes as it stands, it's way easier to do a #2 while you're in a squatting position, and no amount of modernity or civilization will probably make us shit in a more "civilized" manner

 

[PixyBLACKED]

modern toilets suck. it's much easier to defecate while squatting rather than sitting on one.

ask me how I know you're Indian

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

 

[TallCelFag]

Toilets have always been toilets, eg cumdumps for chads and violent bullies

 

[wei#3959]

ask me how I know you're Indian

i'm a ricecel jfl

it's (obviously) rly not restricted to curries though. literally every human can defecate much more better and efficiently by squatting

 

[incelerated]

This is what a civilized toilet looks like:

The thing you refer to as "civilized toilet" is a barbaric contraption invented by white scum.

 

[wei#3959]

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This is what a civilized toilet looks like:

The thing you refer to as "civilized toilet" is a barbaric contraption invented by white scum.

ya lol. i could just do my thing in just mere seconds with taht

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

This is what a civilized toilet looks like:

The thing you refer to as "civilized toilet" is a barbaric contraption invented by white scum.

What if your phone or your game boy falls through that hole?

 

[incelerated]

What if your phone or your game boy falls through that hole?

We don't take our game boys with us to the fucking toilet.
But if something falls through you can pick it up same as with the other toilets. It has a siphon mechanism thing, it's not a pit down there.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

We don't take our game boys with us to the fucking toilet.
But if something falls through you can pick it up same as with the other toilets. It has a siphon mechanism thing, it's not a pit down there.

Wouldn't it still end up wet and covered with remnants of shit and piss?

 

[incelerated]

Wouldn't it still end up wet and covered with remnants of shit and piss?

Wouldn't the same thing happen if you drop it in western toilets?

 

[wei#3959]

What if your phone or your game boy falls through that hole?

lol when you're able to #2 in several seconds there's no need for that

 

[wei#3959]

Wouldn't the same thing happen if you drop it in western toilets?

 

[Zogpilled]

I like sitting down and relaxing while dropping a bomb. Squatting in a hole is for third world subhumans

 

[wei#3959]

I like sitting down and relaxing while dropping a bomb. Squatting in a hole is for third world subhumans

to each their own i guess lol

i live in the first world, but i'd much prefer to squat over a hole and get the deed in in a matter of seconds

 

[Incelius Savage]

I thought this was going to be about "toilets" females

 

[wei#3959]

I thought this was going to be about "toilets" females

nope lol. actual toilet toilets

 

[Bedford Stye]

modern toilets suck. it's much easier to defecate while squatting rather than sitting on one.

there's probably other things that exist that are supposed to be "modern" and "civilized", but are actually counter intuitive.

you'll never be able to get past our biology though. but yes as it stands, it's way easier to do a #2 while you're in a squatting position, and no amount of modernity or civilization will probably make us shit in a more "civilized" manner

I sit right on the bowl

 

[TallCelFag]

nope lol. actual toilet toilets

Oh sry only read thread title cuz im lazy af