Modern parenting be like

[turbocuckcel_7000]

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

first the boomers don't leave you any inheritance, then they take your blood

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

ok son, you can keep living at home until age 19 instead of age 18....... IF .....you give daddy yo blood plasma

 

[EnglishCel]

 

[ThisShitIsOva]

Modern parents just give the lil nigga an iPad so they won’t be bothered. Then they act shocked when the kid turns out to be a moron.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Modern parents be like: "okay timmy you're 3 years old now but i wanted a girl so i'll bring you to the doctor and cut your dick"

 

[FrothySolutions]

We've reached "Saturn Devouring His Son" levels of social degeneracy.

 

[EngelCallDell19]

Modern parents be like: "okay timmy you're 3 years old now but i wanted a girl so i'll bring you to the doctor and cut your dick"

 

[SocialzERo]

Blood sucking vampires