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Minimum penis size requirements to satisfy a girl?

BonePressed

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I'm thinking 7" length and 5.5" girth is MINIMUM to truly satisfy a girl.

Thoughts?
 
lookism.net tier thread.
 
Why worry about penis size?

You have to get a girl to want to see what's hiding in your paints first.
 
Lol dick threads on a fucking incel forum. Do you think anyone here is actually getting sex? If the answer is yes they need to be purged.
 
i will be there soon, gonna jelq to it

but tbh ud probably be better off with face than a huge dick, but having both is a plus
 
KyloRen said:
Why worry about penis size?

You have to get a girl to want to see what's hiding in your paints first.

Chads with small penises can be incel too, boyo
 
Nowadays girls say 9 inches don't make them satisfied. They need your fist in their butt-hole.
 
BonePressed said:
Chads with small penises can be incel too, boyo

You need to let go.

If penis size worries you so much, go get surgery.
 
BonePressed said:
Chads with small penises can be incel too, boyo

If they truly are Chads their face should be able to override everything else including dick size unless its a straight up micropenis.
 
if you are below 5 inches in girth... IT'S OVER
 
/pol/cel said:
If they truly are Chads their face should be able to override everything else including dick size unless its a straight up micropenis.

No, they get ridiculed and laughed at as soon as their pants get pulled down.

And then the girls leave. 

Don't believe me? /r/smalldickproblems


torujo said:
if you are below 5 inches in girth... IT'S OVER

Agreed, pencil dick is a death sentence
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
lookism.net tier thread.

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out

back to lookism.net
 
You need at least 8 inches of length and about 5.5 or more inches of girth. Women are all sadists(why do you think they love rape fantasies so much) so they all want to be in pain will getting fucked. Many will lie and deny this, but they all dream of having their pussies ripped up by a huge one.
 
monster energy kong dong
 
6/7x6 IMO.

Length is overrated, when you get above 6/7 it just becomes unusable. The really hung guys in porn never go fully in unless they're doing penetration and most women look uncomfortable and in pain when they do.

Girth is where it's at though, having a pencil dick is truly a death sentence.
 
Dingus_Incel said:
Women are all sadists(why do you think they love rape fantasies so much)

That's masochism, not sadism.

And rape doesn't hurt them unless it's done by an alpha Chad.
 
Naw braw, dick size doesn't matter. Females are hypergamous about everything...except the most important organ for biological reproduction.
 
TheIncelPill said:
Naw braw, dick size doesn't matter. Females are hypergamous about everything...except the most important organ for biological reproduction.

Sarcasm?
 
Slavicel said:
Length is overrated, when you get above 6/7 it just becomes unusable. The really hung guys in porn never go fully in unless they're doing penetration and most women look uncomfortable and in pain when they do.

Girth is where it's at though, having a pencil dick is truly a death sentence.
This. They want to be filled/stretched out, and girth is important for this. With that said length still matters
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
This. They want to be filled/stretched out, and girth is important for this. With that said length still matters

Another important factor is penis shape. It should ideally have a big head and a proportionate mid-section to base girth ratio.

Also, the only curve should be slightly upwards if any at all.
 
wishiwasbigger said:
i will be there soon, gonna jelq to it

but tbh ud probably be better off with face than a huge dick, but having both is a plus

i doubt any of that shit works called penis exercises
 
Girls get satisfied with face no dick.
 
Isn't penis size irrelevant for us? I'd trade my dick size for male model looks and more height anytime
 
incelman said:
Girls get satisfied with face no dick.

Huge cope.

Face and penis size both matter for satisfaction.
 
BonePressed said:
Also, the only curve should be slightly upwards if any at all.
>tfw pencildick that's curved to the side
Over
 
dr-problematic said:
i doubt any of that shit works called penis exercises
i will report back here in 1 year on new years if this site hasn't died or been taken down by the feds in that time, and i will tell you how well its worked for me, stick around boyo. also another user on this site literally told me about how he gained 2 inches in 6 months, but he spent a ton of time to do it.
 
wishiwasbigger said:
i will report back here in 1 year on new years if this site hasn't died or been taken down by the feds in that time, and i will tell you how well its worked for me, stick around boyo. also another user on this site literally told me about how he gained 2 inches in 6 months, but he spent a ton of time to do it.

Keep coping, kiddo.

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wishiwasbigger said:
i will report back here in 1 year on new years if this site hasn't died or been taken down by the feds in that time, and i will tell you how well its worked for me, stick around boyo. also another user on this site literally told me about how he gained 2 inches in 6 months, but he spent a ton of time to do it.

I go to the gym 3-4 times a week, and after working out my body, I go to the gym bathroom to do my penis workouts

I recommend trying the same
 
Penis size does not matter if you cant get a girl to have sex with you in the first place. I have heard hilarious stories of chads with small dicks.
 
BonePressed said:
I go to the gym bathroom to do my penis workouts

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I'm sorry. It may help, but the picture of someone "working out" their penis in my head is amusing.
 
Prince Of Dankness said:
Penis size does not matter if you cant get a girl to have sex with you in the first place. I have heard hilarious stories of chads with small dicks.

Would you rather be a regular incel with a huge penis or a Chadcel with a micropenis?
 
BonePressed said:
Would you rather be a regular incel with a huge penis or a Chadcel with a micropenis?

Chad with micropenis. But its going to suck if she wants sex. At least i believe there are ways to enlarge the penis.
 
Incel with that a prefect dick is meaningless
You won’t get To use it
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks said:
Incel with that a prefect dick is meaningless
You won’t get To use it

You really have to ask yourself this:

What's more likely

An ugly guy finding a size queen willing to have sex with him because of his huge penis

Or

A good looking guy finding a girl willing to look past his micropenis and still have sex with him even though she won't feel anything
 
KyloRen said:
Why worry about penis size?

You have to get a girl to want to see what's hiding in your paints first.
 
BonePressed said:
I'm thinking 7" length and 5.5" girth is MINIMUM to truly satisfy a girl.

Thoughts?

8x6

Not like it matters.

FACE
 
BonePressed said:
You really have to ask yourself this:

What's more likely

An ugly guy finding a size queen willing to have sex with him because of his huge penis

Or

A good looking guy finding a girl willing to look past his micropenis and still have sex with him even though she won't feel anything
only a tiny amount of guys actually have micropenises or below average, most guys are atleast average or above average, and if u combine that with a chad face you won't face any issues.
 
Ryo_Hazuki said:
lookism.net tier thread.

Isn't the 8/10 chad else over thing also lookism tier? Lol.
 
BonePressed said:
I go to the gym 3-4 times a week, and after working out my body, I go to the gym bathroom to do my penis workouts

I recommend trying the same
yeah man, gym bathroom seems a bit unorthodox tbh dont wanna get caught pulling on my dick in public haha. i've ordered an extender actually and will combine with a bathmate, once i've maxed out the quick newbie gains from those i might incorporate more rigorous excersizes
 
blackpill_incel said:
8x6

Not like it matters.

FACE

On an unrelated note, any tips on getting bigger arms?

I have been working out for a year and my arms are only like 12 inches. 

Started when they were like 10.5
 
If you're not a 10 foot tall 500 lb half man half centaur man beast with a 20 inch horse cock, just end your pathetic life.
 
BonePressed said:
On an unrelated note, any tips on getting bigger arms?

I have been working out for a year and my arms are only like 12 inches. 

Started when they were like 10.5

That's a pretty good increase man. Do reverse curls (cable machine), preacher curls and lap curls . Static hold chin ups help too. Forearm curls and farmers walks with plates blasts forearms.

As far as triceps: pushdowns (cable machine), dumbbell pushbacks, and reverse curls (cable machine)

Diamond push-ups and shoulder width push-ups are good too
 
blackpill_incel said:
That's a pretty good increase man. Do reverse curls (cable machine), preacher curls and lap curls . Static hold chin ups help too. Forearm curls and farmers walks with plates blasts forearms.

As far as triceps: pushdowns (cable machine), dumbbell pushbacks, and reverse curls (cable machine)

Diamond push-ups and shoulder width push-ups are good too

Noted, will definitely start doing a lot more of those workouts. Thanks
 
Id say 7 inches... but it has to come with the face and the body.
 
BonePressed said:
Noted, will definitely start doing a lot more of those workouts. Thanks

Anytime bro.
 
BonePressed said:
You really have to ask yourself this:

What's more likely

An ugly guy finding a size queen willing to have sex with him because of his huge penis

Or

A good looking guy finding a girl willing to look past his micropenis and still have sex with him even though she won't feel anything

Chad with micro can still use his oral skills and fuck her with a dildo.

When a girl is fucking a incel and she accidentally looks at his face, it’s a instant turn off and she will be dry instantly
 

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