Minimum life needed to get a girlfriend in 2018

[rotting-alone]

How to get a girlfriend as man after leaving college

1) At least 6"0
2) Chiseled Jaw
3) Positive Canthal Tilt
4) No Acne
5) Nice hair

6) Good job, lots of money
7) Career growth and ambition
8) Your own house/apartment
9) Your own car that you pay for

9) Interesting hobbies and passions (not just anime and gaming)
[playing an instrument, outdoor travel, arts, expressions, pets, etc.]

10) Less than 15% bodyfat
11) Liberal and Feminist political views
12) Visible muscular build and an active gym goer
13) Impeccable conversation and flirtiness skills
14) Strong fashion sense

You must have ALL of these. Even if you're missing one IT'S OVER.

How to get a boyfriend as a woman:

1) Have a vagina

 

[Dekim]

You forgot the car. You won't get a gf if you don't have a car.

 

[Abomination]

I'm actually angry because this is true. GODDAMN roasties shouldn't have such easy lives

 

[42cel_Alt#01]

Lookism cope. It's just us ugly subhumans who can't get a gf, the majority of average men are able to do it. We are the bottom of the barrel, we are not equivalent to most males.

 

[blackletcel]

You forgot the car. You won't get a gf if you don't have a car.

Depends, this Tyrone in my school doesn't have a car but his girl always willingly drives him, it's just one example but still

 

[Dekim]

Depends, this Tyrone in my school doesn't have a car but his girl always willingly drives him, it's just one example but still

Well its not that important in school, but after school it's a deal breaker.

 

[rotting-alone]

You forgot the car. You won't get a gf if you don't have a car.

Depends, this Tyrone in my school doesn't have a car but his girl always willingly drives him, it's just one example but still

This list applies to AFTER high school and college you dumbass. Lol. I thought that would be obvious.

You really think this list is meant for Teencels? How the fuck would they have their own house and a good career? LMAO.

 

[blackletcel]

How to get a girlfriend as man:

1) At least 6"0
2) Chiseled Jaw
3) Positive Canthal Tilt
4) No Acne
5) Nice hair

6) Good job, lots of money
7) Career growth and ambition
8) Your own house/apartment
9) Your own car that you pay for

9) Interesting hobbies and passions (not just anime and gaming)
[playing an instrument, outdoor travel, arts, expressions, pets, etc.]

10) Less than 15% bodyfat
11) Liberal and Feminist political views
12) Visible muscular build and an active gym goer
13) Impeccable conversation and flirtiness skills
14) Strong fashion sense

How to get a boyfriend as a woman:

1) Have a vagina

For the man part
1) I'm 5'2 lol ovER
2) round alien face
3) idk tbh what is that
4) connect the dots here
5) the only good feature I have 

6) no job and about only 10K to my name
7) roping by the end of 2018 of I'm a failure still
8) parents still 
9) getting one soon
10) 10%
11) fuck both of those cucks
12) major gym cel here so yea
13) lol I can't even speak to my parents properly 
14) yes but it doesn't work


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This list applies to AFTER high school and college you dumbass. Lol. I thought that would be obvious.

You really think this list is meant for Teencels? How the fuck would they have their own house and a good career? LMAO.

Holy crap chill, I just wanted to see the comments first, sheesh

 

[KV3]

All lies. Homeless, ptsd, drug addict chad slays.

 

[CopingGymcel]

You have no idea how many losers have girlfriends these days.

Minimum requirements:

- don't be deformed
- don't be anti-social
- don't be an autist

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

Lookism cope. It's just us ugly subhumans who can't get a gf, the majority of average men are able to do it. We are the bottom of the barrel, we are not equivalent to most males.

 

[eurocel]

> atleast 6'0

well then.

 

[42cel_Alt#01]

Nah, the bar for attractive as a man is a lot higher than it is for women. You don't even have to be deformed to be counted as ugly as a man. You can be in real terms a 4/10 man, but be considered a 1/10 by women.

The real cope is people trying to convince themselves that the bar isn't that high in the hopes that they can one day reach it.

I'm not denying the bar is higher for men than for women. But read the list from OP again and tell me you agree with it.

"Sub8 = over" and the similar is basically inviting fakecels and failed normies who are easily able to get relationships onto here.

If your last paragraph was directed @ me I can assure you I have no hope. I'd still kill to be 6/10 though

 

[LostAllHope]

you can get an ugly girl with half of these features but yeah if you're aiming for STACYS then this is accurate

so many of you have such high standarts tbh