Remember Milli Vanilli???
It's a wonderfully blackpilled tale about a couple of Meeks-tier lightskined Tyrones that got recruited by a sleazy record producer to do all the physical parts of the act. They got caught lipsyncing one day when a tape got stuck in a loop, forcing them to run offstage, and now foids are pissed at everyone but themselves for taking the bait.
You see, the producer, Frank Farian, was a talented singer himself. He was also average looking.
He aspired to be a solo star when he was younger, but talent can only take you so far. Good singers are a dime a dozen, but great bone structure . . . not so much. He experimented with using his same music with different faces in the group "Boney M," and it was an overnight success. Milli Vanilli was an even more extreme version of this swap- where he found even better looking model tier dudes, that could dance, be jacked & personable.
Frank gave no fucks whatsoever that his models couldn't sing a note at the time. What's also funny is that it's not like the songs Frank wrote were even that difficult to sing. The duo actually wanted to learn how to sing so they can perform without lipsync one day, but Frank strung them along, never giving a shit. Frank had this almost incel like need to have at least one thing over these Tyrones- and that's musical talent. The duo also barely spoke a word of English, even though the singing in their songs had rap parts with the kind of diction only someone from the streets could pull off. There were skeptics early on even, when they'd have these interviews with this thick ass german accent. It clearly didn't add up, but no one gave a shit.
That is until they got caught. Milli and Vanilli overnight become irreconcilable laughingstocks. Although you'd think . . . but if looks really mattered, wouldn't fans just shrug this one instance of lip-sync off and just be patient??? For the most part they were just hired models ushered into a situation where they were practically ordered not to sing by an OCD producer.
Looks usually are a superpower, but in this case, they weren't forgiven because you have to take this from the perspective from the foid. You see, Milli & Vanilli made foids look like fools. Like moral hypocrites where looks only mattered. It exposed that you can take any catchy song- but if you get the right faces to it, bitches will go wild. There's nothing women hate more than their "brand" of being the high road being tainted.
Milli and Vanilli attempted to make a comeback album where they really did hire vocal coaches so they can sing. They weren't great, but they were certainly passable. The album flopped hard.
It's a wonderfully blackpilled tale about a couple of Meeks-tier lightskined Tyrones that got recruited by a sleazy record producer to do all the physical parts of the act. They got caught lipsyncing one day when a tape got stuck in a loop, forcing them to run offstage, and now foids are pissed at everyone but themselves for taking the bait.
You see, the producer, Frank Farian, was a talented singer himself. He was also average looking.
He aspired to be a solo star when he was younger, but talent can only take you so far. Good singers are a dime a dozen, but great bone structure . . . not so much. He experimented with using his same music with different faces in the group "Boney M," and it was an overnight success. Milli Vanilli was an even more extreme version of this swap- where he found even better looking model tier dudes, that could dance, be jacked & personable.
Frank gave no fucks whatsoever that his models couldn't sing a note at the time. What's also funny is that it's not like the songs Frank wrote were even that difficult to sing. The duo actually wanted to learn how to sing so they can perform without lipsync one day, but Frank strung them along, never giving a shit. Frank had this almost incel like need to have at least one thing over these Tyrones- and that's musical talent. The duo also barely spoke a word of English, even though the singing in their songs had rap parts with the kind of diction only someone from the streets could pull off. There were skeptics early on even, when they'd have these interviews with this thick ass german accent. It clearly didn't add up, but no one gave a shit.
That is until they got caught. Milli and Vanilli overnight become irreconcilable laughingstocks. Although you'd think . . . but if looks really mattered, wouldn't fans just shrug this one instance of lip-sync off and just be patient??? For the most part they were just hired models ushered into a situation where they were practically ordered not to sing by an OCD producer.
Looks usually are a superpower, but in this case, they weren't forgiven because you have to take this from the perspective from the foid. You see, Milli & Vanilli made foids look like fools. Like moral hypocrites where looks only mattered. It exposed that you can take any catchy song- but if you get the right faces to it, bitches will go wild. There's nothing women hate more than their "brand" of being the high road being tainted.
Milli and Vanilli attempted to make a comeback album where they really did hire vocal coaches so they can sing. They weren't great, but they were certainly passable. The album flopped hard.
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