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Ping And Pong

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As a fan of boxing I can tell you that my favorite boxer is easily Mike Tyson.

He was 5'10 yet he dominated the heavyweight division, in every one one of his fights he was the shorter man yet in his prime he completely annihilated any tallfag that dared face him in the ring.

He was later falsely accused of rape by some attention seeking whore and the authorities sent Tyson to prison with 0 evidence! This shows the power of tutorial mode, even a world champion wasn't safe from.

After that Mike Tyson saw foids for who they truly are and treated them appropriately.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph-5cuJgVRs
 
He had thick bones, man hands though, so can't relate,
 
He is also Islamic, based af.
 
I like the kid
 
Lol he got cucked by brad pitt.
 
yet even more tyrone worship, this place is so fucking cucked holy shit
 
The bit at 0:29 is the best. The female who accused him had previously made a false rape accusation. Btw, check out Mike Tyson's Mysteries. It's a pretty funny show on Adult Swim and the episodes are short
Lol he got cucked by brad pitt.
Mog or be mogged
 
He caught pitt fucking his wife.
I did some research and apparently this happened while Tyson was already in a divorce process with her, but only went to met her for sex.
He said it still pissed him off, and emotionally fucked him up.
Even when you are Mike Tyson, women still want to fuck an attractive chad.
 
I did some research and apparently this happened while Tyson was already in a divorce process with her, but only went to met her for sex.
He said it still pissed him off, and emotionally fucked him up.
Even when you are Mike Tyson, women still want to fuck an attractive chad.

He should've beat up Pitt tbh
 
He should've beat up Pitt tbh
Idk, I think the married spouse is far more to blame than the person they were with, since they weren't even involved in marriage or anything.
 
He's defo a hero of mine and yeah based nigga
 
Jfl at the bluepill comment

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He's an ogre though. Not a tyrone.
He's not an ogre, he's a Tyrone, look at his bones and his eyes
 
Being shorter is actually an advantage in pro fighting because the categories are made considering the weight of the fighters, so a shorter man with the same weight will be a lot bulkier. Other than punch range, the shorter one has all the advantages.
 
Being shorter is actually an advantage in pro fighting because the categories are made considering the weight of the fighters, so a shorter man with the same weight will be a lot bulkier. Other than punch range, the shorter one has all the advantages.
This is not the case with heavyweight boxing, there's a reason very few heavyweights under 6foot win any meaningful titles. Reach is extremely important. Usyk, a cruiser weight champion who recently moved to heavyweight said himself that height will be a big thing he has to overcome and he's 6'2 :lul:
Mike Tyson was just a master of his Peekaboo style, and a bit of a genetic freak.
 
Peekaboo style
Elab?

Also, yeah, since boxing is only about punching, you're right tbh. I was thinking more about MMA type stuff. Most heavy weight champions are in the low 180s height range, there are much taller people there.
 

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