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Serious Miami mall Incident rabbit hole

What do you think happened?

  • Official narrative of a “Teen” chimp out

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Potential failed False flag or failed fake shooting

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Feds pulled an assassination on someone

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bluebeam test run

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  • Total voters
    13
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Am certain most of you already know about this particular event, atleast form a surface level prospective.

Anyway I’ve been researching it for the last few days, trying to get as much info as I can.

PART 1: THE OFFICIAL STORY (aka the chimp out narrative)

On New Year's Day 2024 at the Bayside Marketplace is an open-air festival marketplace located in Miami, Florida. A bunch of “teens” wAz fightin and shootin dey fire works N sheit nigga.

This lead to a MASSIVE police response. However only four arrested were made and none of perpetrators were ever shown to the public.

That’s what MSM and every corpo news source claims. Now some speculate the police thought it was someone going ER or a massive “gang” shoot out. However there’s no ambulances or firetrucks which would be absolutely needed and expected in a mass causality event.

The problems arise when you realize that there’s no footage from inside the mall, there’s no footage of “teens” fighting, shooting off fire works and yelling like chimps. As we all know niggers love fliming their crimes and it’s Florida so theses types of nigs are even more degenerate.

There’s also zero footage from bystanders filming the fights inside the mall and most bizarre of all there’s no police bodycam footage.

>no videos filmed inside the mall by bystanders
>no dumbass savage nigs fliming their acts for clout or even live-streaming it
>no CCTV footage
>no police bodycam footage or even dash cam footage

How unlikely is that? This happened in 2024 not 1887.

The only footage is aerial footage or footage that was filmed outside after the police response. Atleast that’s what I’ve only been able to see.

Here’s some posts defending the official narrative
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>Niggers allegedly chimp out
>blames whites
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No the problem is that nobody captured anything inside the mall during the event, there’s not one video of this alleged chimp out. Why won’t the police release their bodycam footage? It’s Florida to, one of the best states for a FOIA request.

Anyway Reddit is fucking cucked and retarded so I don’t fucking care what they think anyway

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This happened when the police already arrived btw. There’s a few videos of nigs fighting OUTSIDE the mall when the cops were already on scene.

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Again why is there a chronic lack of footage? Normies love fliming nig fights, yet there’s none.

PART 2: ALIEN THEORY

As many of you know this event gained fame when it was alleged that 10 foot tall shadowy humanoid figures where walking around the mall.

Of course it’s hard to find credible info on this, you know trying to figure out who’s telling the truth and who’s trying to sell you bullshit is basically impossible without actual proof. Again I don’t doubt the supernatural, but anyone can lie and make shit up.

However it was days after the event that people started coming out on the tok and claiming they witnessed the a paranormal phenomenon.

However this is the earliest mention of “aliens”
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It was being mentioned the day it happened for the record

But the alien story went something like this

>”teens” (yeah them again) where fucking around with some sort of device
>device either exploded or simply activated
>large 10 foot tall humanoid beings appeared (describe as shadowy, semi transparent, moved like a liquid, able to phase through material)
> people stopped and stared at these unidentified entities until one of them teleported
>everyone took off running
>chaos
>a couple of “teens” actually fired at the entities with zero effect
>gunfire during police arrival
>feds confiscate phones
> people had large volumes of their photo albums bleached and current images moved

Again this is somewhat a large dump of info I was able to find on it.

Most of this info is probably a game of telephone at this point. But I know most of comes from witnesses on TikTok.

I know of one alleged witness who had footage and was hyping it up. Then he began claiming that the GOV was harassing him and even burnt his apartment down. He eventually posted the footage online of theses beings and it was literally the fakest shit I’ve seen, perhaps the he had real footage and the feds forced him to make a fool of himself (similar to Jonathan reed case). Here’s the video if you’re interested

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=moRCVyB2JLA&t=175s&pp=ygUcbWlhbWkgbWFsbCB3aXRuZXNzIGludGVydmlld9IHCQlPCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D



But beyond all this there’s lots of slop,lies, literal fucking creepy pastas and probably a lifetime of disinfo when it comes to the alien theory.

Part 3: A MODERATE THEORY?

One have one extreme (just a chimp out with a massive police response and zero video footage) and another extreme (aliens visiting through a portal)

However what could be in the middle of this? Well I found something interesting on an old 4chan thread

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Was this potentially some Jewish bullshit? We all know Ron desantis is close with the Israeli lobby. Was this something mossad didn’t like? Was someone attempting to leak classified info about Israel using the malls public WiFi?

Fuck it kinda makes sense honestly, it would explain the two extremes. Was the alien story pushed by the GOV as a disinformation campaign?

Where those police cars being driven and occupied by military special forces (CIA,delta force)? Was there some kinda of a shoot out?

I don’t man, the more I looked into this the more nothing made sense. It’s one of those events where you can’t even establish a fucking timeline because of how little info is available on it.

This event happen in Florida and two years on there’s zero bodycam footage, zero public arrest records. No way in hell it happened the way they’ve claiming.

Something definitely happened that night and it wasn’t your usual chimp out. Beyond that I don’t know….

my personal theory is that someone had damaging info probably related to our greatest ally and kikes went crazy.

anyway that’s enough for now
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Mass hysteria
 
Am certain most of you already know about this particular event, atleast form a surface level prospective.

Anyway I’ve been researching it for the last few days, trying to get as much info as I can.

PART 1: THE OFFICIAL STORY (aka the chimp out narrative)

On New Year's Day 2024 at the Bayside Marketplace is an open-air festival marketplace located in Miami, Florida. A bunch of “teens” wAz fightin and shootin dey fire works N sheit nigga.

This lead to a MASSIVE police response. However only four arrested were made and none of perpetrators were ever shown to the public.

That’s what MSM and every corpo news source claims. Now some speculate the police thought it was someone going ER or a massive “gang” shoot out. However there’s no ambulances or firetrucks which would be absolutely needed and expected in a mass causality event.

The problems arise when you realize that there’s no footage from inside the mall, there’s no footage of “teens” fighting, shooting off fire works and yelling like chimps. As we all know niggers love fliming their crimes and it’s Florida so theses types of nigs are even more degenerate.

There’s also zero footage from bystanders filming the fights inside the mall and most bizarre of all there’s no police bodycam footage.

>no videos filmed inside the mall by bystanders
>no dumbass savage nigs fliming their acts for clout or even live-streaming it
>no CCTV footage
>no police bodycam footage or even dash cam footage

How unlikely is that? This happened in 2024 not 1887.

The only footage is aerial footage or footage that was filmed outside after the police response. Atleast that’s what I’ve only been able to see.

Here’s some posts defending the official narrative
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>Niggers allegedly chimp out
>blames whites
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No the problem is that nobody captured anything inside the mall during the event, there’s not one video of this alleged chimp out. Why won’t the police release their bodycam footage? It’s Florida to, one of the best states for a FOIA request.

Anyway Reddit is fucking cucked and retarded so I don’t fucking care what they think anyway

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This happened when the police already arrived btw. There’s a few videos of nigs fighting OUTSIDE the mall when the cops were already on scene.

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Again why is there a chronic lack of footage? Normies love fliming nig fights, yet there’s none.

PART 2: ALIEN THEORY

As many of you know this event gained fame when it was alleged that 10 foot tall shadowy humanoid figures where walking around the mall.

Of course it’s hard to find credible info on this, you know trying to figure out who’s telling the truth and who’s trying to sell you bullshit is basically impossible without actual proof. Again I don’t doubt the supernatural, but anyone can lie and make shit up.

However it was days after the event that people started coming out on the tok and claiming they witnessed the a paranormal phenomenon.

However this is the earliest mention of “aliens”
View attachment 1652128
It was being mentioned the day it happened for the record

But the alien story went something like this

>”teens” (yeah them again) where fucking around with some sort of device
>device either exploded or simply activated
>large 10 foot tall humanoid beings appeared (describe as shadowy, semi transparent, moved like a liquid, able to phase through material)
> people stopped and stared at these unidentified entities until one of them teleported
>everyone took off running
>chaos
>a couple of “teens” actually fired at the entities with zero effect
>gunfire during police arrival
>feds confiscate phones
> people had large volumes of their photo albums bleached and current images moved

Again this is somewhat a large dump of info I was able to find on it.

Most of this info is probably a game of telephone at this point. But I know most of comes from witnesses on TikTok.

I know of one alleged witness who had footage and was hyping it up. Then he began claiming that the GOV was harassing him and even burnt his apartment down. He eventually posted the footage online of theses beings and it was literally the fakest shit I’ve seen, perhaps the he had real footage and the feds forced him to make a fool of himself (similar to Jonathan reed case). Here’s the video if you’re interested

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=moRCVyB2JLA&t=175s&pp=ygUcbWlhbWkgbWFsbCB3aXRuZXNzIGludGVydmlld9IHCQlPCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D



But beyond all this there’s lots of slop,lies, literal fucking creepy pastas and probably a lifetime of disinfo when it comes to the alien theory.

Part 3: A MODERATE THEORY?

One have one extreme (just a chimp out with a massive police response and zero video footage) and another extreme (aliens visiting through a portal)

However what could be in the middle of this? Well I found something interesting on an old 4chan thread

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Was this potentially some Jewish bullshit? We all know Ron desantis is close with the Israeli lobby. Was this something mossad didn’t like? Was someone attempting to leak classified info about Israel using the malls public WiFi?

Fuck it kinda makes sense honestly, it would explain the two extremes. Was the alien story pushed by the GOV as a disinformation campaign?

Where those police cars being driven and occupied by military special forces (CIA,delta force)? Was there some kinda of a shoot out?

I don’t man, the more I looked into this the more nothing made sense. It’s one of those events where you can’t even establish a fucking timeline because of how little info is available on it.

This event happen in Florida and two years on there’s zero bodycam footage, zero public arrest records. No way in hell it happened the way they’ve claiming.

Something definitely happened that night and it wasn’t your usual chimp out. Beyond that I don’t know….

my personal theory is that someone had damaging info probably related to our greatest ally and kikes went crazy.

anyway that’s enough for now
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The jew did it. What the fuck? Why is there no evidence. Isn't that an public place with cameras and shieet? Most western countries are heavily survilence oriented and focused, and so why were the government absolutely fucking incompetent at finding the true story or narrative to speak of.
 
We’re back into 2024 again lol
 
someone had damaging info probably related to our greatest ally and kikes went crazy.
this is the most realistic explanation
 
The jew did it. What the fuck? Why is there no evidence. Isn't that an public place with cameras and shieet? Most western countries are heavily survilence oriented and focused, and so why were the government absolutely fucking incompetent at finding the true story or narrative to speak of.
I believe there’s only one video of people running out of the mall

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3NTBfu9Tao


But yeah no footage of “”””teens”””” fighting or even aliens for that matter.
 
Dey dindu nuffin yo u honkeycels finna keep clowning on these nibbas shi cray fr no cap
 
Florida released graphic crime scene photos/videos of the parkland and pulse shootings but nothing for a bunch of nigs throwing hands
 
This is literally black Roswell JFL
 

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