AfrikanCel
Extremely jaded blackcel
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Mgtow bro: "just get rich and chase success and women will chase you"
Incel bro: "but I am poor? How long will it take?"
*cricket chirps in background*
15 years later
Incel bro: "I am 45 and can finally retire early. Let me try to get some foids"
*goes to bar*
25 year old roastie chases 25 year old Chad.
Incel bro: "Maybe I should try an older foid"
*approaches 35 year old roastie*
35 year old foid: " i have 10 kids. They are the center of my world. Do you want to buy me a drink or not?!"
* snaps fingers*
*incel bro leaves and goes home to his bike and condo.*
*opens a beer and sits down*
Incel bro: " 45 years of being alone and what do I have to show for it"
Incel bro proceeds to get drunk. He picks up his MGTOW studded hand gun. He puts it in his mouth. He fires.
Neighbour:"Gee did you hear that? He must be doing his mgtow bike repairs or something."
Incel bro: "but I am poor? How long will it take?"
*cricket chirps in background*
15 years later
Incel bro: "I am 45 and can finally retire early. Let me try to get some foids"
*goes to bar*
25 year old roastie chases 25 year old Chad.
Incel bro: "Maybe I should try an older foid"
*approaches 35 year old roastie*
35 year old foid: " i have 10 kids. They are the center of my world. Do you want to buy me a drink or not?!"
* snaps fingers*
*incel bro leaves and goes home to his bike and condo.*
*opens a beer and sits down*
Incel bro: " 45 years of being alone and what do I have to show for it"
Incel bro proceeds to get drunk. He picks up his MGTOW studded hand gun. He puts it in his mouth. He fires.
Neighbour:"Gee did you hear that? He must be doing his mgtow bike repairs or something."