Toxic Femininity "Men dont wash their ass"

[Sheogorath]

yet women believe we dont

to be fair, I only wash it when I shower, and while sometimes I'll shower twice in a single night, others I might go a couple weeks without one.

But I regularly wipe it (even when I'm not shitting) w/ wet TP so it's pretty clean despite only doing whore's baths

 

[hindustan_zindabad]

Chad doesn't need to wash his ass, cuz foids lick it clean for him