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JFL “Men are so entitled”

yes, we know foids are the most entitled creatures that exist, nothing new
 
I check out on all those criteria except 3 or 4
 
I can sum up this list with 3 words: pay up, cuck
 
"Can't be jealous of her dog." :feelskek::feelskek: You know what that means...
 

Alabar3000
3 weeks ago (edited)

So because I have no life, I compiled a few stats and calculated the odds of said man existing.
325700000 Americans
47% male
97% straight
20% Age 30-45
47% Unmarried
2% in her area since "she aint moving to them!"
55% 5' 10''
30% financially stable
90% non-smoker
16% Above 115 IQ
87.5% are not alchoholic
86% have drank at some point
50% of people meet her personality traits list (INCREDIBLY GENEROUS GUESS ERRORING ON THE VAAAAASTLY HIGHER SIDE)
74% like dogs
70% dont own cats
90% not runner physique...
8% not too skinny, not too fat
95% dont hunt
95% dont own a boat
15% men are weaker than average female
25% men are not sports fans
25% people respect gluten free i guess
3% are antisocial enough to ignore family AND friends
37% willing to relocate
10% who travel at all....
85% dont identify as a "gamer"
25% think fall sucks lol So respecting she can sift through the entire population of the states, excluding many other factors she undoubtedly has in mind not on the boards, there is exactly not one, not two but............ drum roll


0.0004 men out there for her!
 
Alabar30003 weeks ago (edited)

So because I have no life, I compiled a few stats and calculated the odds of said man existing.
325700000 Americans
47% male
97% straight
20% Age 30-45
47% Unmarried
2% in her area since "she aint moving to them!"
55% 5' 10''
30% financially stable
90% non-smoker
16% Above 115 IQ
87.5% are not alchoholic
86% have drank at some point
50% of people meet her personality traits list (INCREDIBLY GENEROUS GUESS ERRORING ON THE VAAAAASTLY HIGHER SIDE)
74% like dogs
70% dont own cats
90% not runner physique...
8% not too skinny, not too fat
95% dont hunt
95% dont own a boat
15% men are weaker than average female
25% men are not sports fans
25% people respect gluten free i guess
3% are antisocial enough to ignore family AND friends
37% willing to relocate
10% who travel at all....
85% dont identify as a "gamer"
25% think fall sucks lol So respecting she can sift through the entire population of the states, excluding many other factors she undoubtedly has in mind not on the boards, there is exactly not one, not two but............ drum roll


0.0004 men out there for her!
Shit, great work!
 
I have been apart of another online forum in the past and the topic of prospects in a partner came up. The females gave a list of demands that made terrorists look reasonable.
 
"Can't be jealous of her dog." :feelskek::feelskek: You know what that means...
Unknown
 
notice how with every carousel ride she becomes more bitchy and demanding.
here is my list of requirements for foids if they want a date :
be a virgin
have sex with me
 
A foid’s ideal man must mog all the carousel cocks put together. If she once got analed by a 6’6’ guy, then she won’t accept anyone under 6’6”.. if she got pissed on by a 9x7 dick, nothing less will suffice. If she got choked by a multi millionaire, that’s the new minimum. See how with just 3 dicks we’re already up to 6’6’ millionaire with a 9x7 dick..
 
“Can’t be materialistic”

Translation: Can’t spend your hard earned money so I can have it all
 

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