ThickBoi
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Shit, great work!Alabar30003 weeks ago (edited)
So because I have no life, I compiled a few stats and calculated the odds of said man existing.
325700000 Americans
47% male
97% straight
20% Age 30-45
47% Unmarried
2% in her area since "she aint moving to them!"
55% 5' 10''
30% financially stable
90% non-smoker
16% Above 115 IQ
87.5% are not alchoholic
86% have drank at some point
50% of people meet her personality traits list (INCREDIBLY GENEROUS GUESS ERRORING ON THE VAAAAASTLY HIGHER SIDE)
74% like dogs
70% dont own cats
90% not runner physique...
8% not too skinny, not too fat
95% dont hunt
95% dont own a boat
15% men are weaker than average female
25% men are not sports fans
25% people respect gluten free i guess
3% are antisocial enough to ignore family AND friends
37% willing to relocate
10% who travel at all....
85% dont identify as a "gamer"
25% think fall sucks lol So respecting she can sift through the entire population of the states, excluding many other factors she undoubtedly has in mind not on the boards, there is exactly not one, not two but............ drum roll
0.0004 men out there for her!
"Can't be jealous of her dog." You know what that means...
The dogpill is effecting everyone...