McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure

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McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure - Wikipedia

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a 1993 Sega Genesis platformer developed by Treasure, featuring Ronald McDonald on a quest to find treasure map pieces to rescue his friends. Players control Ronald, who uses a magic projectile and a magical scarf to swing and grapple, navigating diverse levels with unique enemies and bosses

This game is said to be good despite being McDonald's advertisment

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Words can't express how deeply I want this meme to be canon:

Ronald McDonald, the oily-smooth corporate psychopath, with a big smile on his face, as he takes the sheeple's money and wishes them a McWonderful Day as he fucks them over in ways they are too fat and stupid to understand. Just fucking pwning as he builds his evil empire ever higher on the misery and death of fat retards.

Someone should make a game about that. You're a college sophomore, your libtard roommates persuade you to join their fast food is bad, McDonalds is bad, capitalism is bad! campus activism.

This leads you down a rabbit hole where you start uncovering dark secrets about McDonalds. You reach a point where you discover Ronald McDonald is real and he's the mastermind behind the whole thing. There is a pivotal moment where you can choose to carry on the fight and try to take him down, or you can join with him and fuck people over for profit and advancement...

 

[Passion]

Words can't express how deeply I want this meme to be canon:

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Ronald McDonald, the oily-smooth corporate psychopath, with a big smile on his face, as he takes the sheeple's money and wishing them a McWonderful Day as he fucks them over. Just fucking pwning as he builds his evil empire ever higher on the misery and death of fat retards. Someone should make a game about that.

I think Ronald is a good guy though so I'd have to think about that

 

[ihatelife2]

Words can't express how deeply I want this meme to be canon:

View attachment 1699364

Ronald McDonald, the oily-smooth corporate psychopath, with a big smile on his face, as he takes the sheeple's money and wishes them a McWonderful Day as he fucks them over in ways they are too fat and stupid to understand. Just fucking pwning as he builds his evil empire ever higher on the misery and death of fat retards.

Someone should make a game about that. You're a college sophomore, your libtard roommates persuade you to join their fast food is bad, McDonalds is bad, capitalism is bad! campus activism.

This leads you down a rabbit hole where you start uncovering dark secrets about McDonalds. You reach a point where you discover Ronald McDonald is real and he's the mastermind behind the whole thing. There is a pivotal moment where you can choose to carry on the fight and try to take him down, or you can join with him and fuck people over for profit and advancement...

You're a good writer mang

 

[razielkillerofgods]

Ronald is Michael Myers on his days off.