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EULOGY … (full title: Eulogy for Cookie Monster's Retarded Dildo Munching Cock Eating Brother Battle Rap Excellence Ya Dig Ya Feel Me)
intro
slapping a collar around your neck and walking you around like my little bitch wasn't enough for you
I already rolled you up and smoked your ashes like a blunt
you should have stayed beyond the veil
now I'm gonna have to bust out this last verse and hit you with the soul ether like a mortal combat fatality
and finish you
verse
gather one and all to hear this reddit bitch’s eulogy
you never should have crossed this true OG
it ain't a mystery it's plain for all to see
this wigger's best lines he stole from me
soy voice what you mean like mike tyson
let’s see your glass jaw last a round with him my son
you're one to talk you sound like the cookie monster
his autistic brother you're the dildo munching cock monster
what’s the deal shaun king you crying about a nigger pass
what do you mean that’s your word don’t be an ass
where's your melanin your skin is the color of a bleached skull
slain you so many times I'm collecting more scalps than king kull
I'll say nigger if I want to watchu gonna do about it wigger
Oh I forgot you're a hebe so I guess it's jigger
mystery meat mongrel and for sure a scuzzy kyke
your bitch mom's a carpet munching dyke
she gave your homo ass the gay gene
arch faggot sassy and mean
but you ain’t so tough
it's all a bluff
a facade, a charade, a sham, a mirage
I know you weren't prepared for this lyrical barrage
incurred the wrath of the rap god colossus
each diss is soul ether more dire than the breath of hamlossus
if bitch niggers like @REEE and @Dionysus are on your squad
then know that your whole crew fugazi frauds
the cock monster jammed his 4 incher down your throats made you blow
each one of you has a toilet's soul but you still got dicks though
and @Dregster is a tranny brained bitch with an attitude
after I butcher you all @PPEcel will enjoy your flesh barbecued
I'm on a mission can't even keep track of all the niggers I kill
what the cannibal don't use goes in a body bag I leave at the landfill
got my glock set my sights at your midget head I aim
you thought you ran the incel rap game
on my life this I vow
I'll rip the crown from your bloody brow
place it where it belongs upon my own head
and we both know as a jew it’s you who’s inbred
all your kin look like michael jackson after his 5th rhinoplasty
your family tree has less branches than the ptolemaic dynasty
which left you looking like a goonie by that I mean sloth
when I'm through with you I'll melt you into bone broth
you’re witnessing your own murder better call witness protection
you’re persistent I’ll give you that hanging around like an ear infection
nikka you have more lives than an alley cat
but this time Imma drop the napalm I'm ready for combat
you spit fire you got barz where never heard you spittin’ em
your verses suck that's on you don't blame eminem
my third rap track and already spit more bars hard as iron
than your hooker mothers sucked schlongs of johns
your last corny track sure was a hoot
and hey those sound effects sure were cute
I heard a mad dog barking was that you with your nonexistent bite
Imma bout to make you deader than a trilobite
if you didn't know cashier
that's a creature extinct like your rap career
which never began and already maggoty
your raps can’t get any more faggoty
all your posts read like homoerotic romance
more queer than a certain cowboy film debuted at sundance
my penchant for rhymes borders on the mystical
I'm the muthafucking dot co master of eristical
stupid newbie, you're a flash in the pan ephemeral
@Marquise is stalking gonna get that ass banned watch your peripheral
what's your warning percentage, ninety?
since you joined you have more time spent online than @nihility
it’s kind of sad that once you lose your only cope
the only thing left for you is to rope
by the way when I called you cashier I was kidding
because we all know that you're just pretending
which is even more sad than you were before
watch your step oh shit you just fell through the trap door
SPLAT
outro
it's over, it never began for you motherfucker
shoutout lester green we up in this bitch but we outtie cuz I gotta go drop a log
intro
slapping a collar around your neck and walking you around like my little bitch wasn't enough for you
I already rolled you up and smoked your ashes like a blunt
you should have stayed beyond the veil
now I'm gonna have to bust out this last verse and hit you with the soul ether like a mortal combat fatality
and finish you
verse
gather one and all to hear this reddit bitch’s eulogy
you never should have crossed this true OG
it ain't a mystery it's plain for all to see
this wigger's best lines he stole from me
soy voice what you mean like mike tyson
let’s see your glass jaw last a round with him my son
you're one to talk you sound like the cookie monster
his autistic brother you're the dildo munching cock monster
what’s the deal shaun king you crying about a nigger pass
what do you mean that’s your word don’t be an ass
where's your melanin your skin is the color of a bleached skull
slain you so many times I'm collecting more scalps than king kull
I'll say nigger if I want to watchu gonna do about it wigger
Oh I forgot you're a hebe so I guess it's jigger
mystery meat mongrel and for sure a scuzzy kyke
your bitch mom's a carpet munching dyke
she gave your homo ass the gay gene
arch faggot sassy and mean
but you ain’t so tough
it's all a bluff
a facade, a charade, a sham, a mirage
I know you weren't prepared for this lyrical barrage
incurred the wrath of the rap god colossus
each diss is soul ether more dire than the breath of hamlossus
if bitch niggers like @REEE and @Dionysus are on your squad
then know that your whole crew fugazi frauds
the cock monster jammed his 4 incher down your throats made you blow
each one of you has a toilet's soul but you still got dicks though
and @Dregster is a tranny brained bitch with an attitude
after I butcher you all @PPEcel will enjoy your flesh barbecued
I'm on a mission can't even keep track of all the niggers I kill
what the cannibal don't use goes in a body bag I leave at the landfill
got my glock set my sights at your midget head I aim
you thought you ran the incel rap game
on my life this I vow
I'll rip the crown from your bloody brow
place it where it belongs upon my own head
and we both know as a jew it’s you who’s inbred
all your kin look like michael jackson after his 5th rhinoplasty
your family tree has less branches than the ptolemaic dynasty
which left you looking like a goonie by that I mean sloth
when I'm through with you I'll melt you into bone broth
you’re witnessing your own murder better call witness protection
you’re persistent I’ll give you that hanging around like an ear infection
nikka you have more lives than an alley cat
but this time Imma drop the napalm I'm ready for combat
you spit fire you got barz where never heard you spittin’ em
your verses suck that's on you don't blame eminem
my third rap track and already spit more bars hard as iron
than your hooker mothers sucked schlongs of johns
your last corny track sure was a hoot
and hey those sound effects sure were cute
I heard a mad dog barking was that you with your nonexistent bite
Imma bout to make you deader than a trilobite
if you didn't know cashier
that's a creature extinct like your rap career
which never began and already maggoty
your raps can’t get any more faggoty
all your posts read like homoerotic romance
more queer than a certain cowboy film debuted at sundance
my penchant for rhymes borders on the mystical
I'm the muthafucking dot co master of eristical
stupid newbie, you're a flash in the pan ephemeral
@Marquise is stalking gonna get that ass banned watch your peripheral
what's your warning percentage, ninety?
since you joined you have more time spent online than @nihility
it’s kind of sad that once you lose your only cope
the only thing left for you is to rope
by the way when I called you cashier I was kidding
because we all know that you're just pretending
which is even more sad than you were before
watch your step oh shit you just fell through the trap door
SPLAT
outro
it's over, it never began for you motherfucker
shoutout lester green we up in this bitch but we outtie cuz I gotta go drop a log
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thanks mang, also thanks 
